Spencer’s Pork Carnival, is basically a festival where Spencer from NYC Unilocal,displays his manly manliness in an explicit way for everyone to see, and the girls(and plenty of guys too) squeal and gasp and fall for him instantly. It’s such a fun time for everyone. However, the Spencerport Carnival on the other hand, is a typical small-town annual summer festivity fair, with rides and food and snacks and lots of fun. It’s usually sweltering hot and humid, so everyone is dressed in next-to-nothing, hormones are raging, and people are parading their kids around who were possible conceived during a previous year’s carnival, and so on. I was here just a few days ago, and loved it. I only stayed for about 30 minutes because I was in a hurry, but it’s a definite credit to Spencerport, and a highlight of the calendar not just for this small town, but for the whole region.