Tommy’s Pizza

Best pizza in Shepherdstown!
The pizza shop is straight out of the 70’s.
The man (Tommy?) is very gruff an no nonsense, as others have stated, however, the pizza is the best you can get in town. There is a «special» for a large one topping pizza for $ 11, cheaper and far superior to the mound of chemicals they call a pizza at the Domino’s down the road.

Adorable pizza shop with a great menu. The pizza and subs are delicious! I’ve been eating at Tommy’s for years.

The owner is like the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld, except instead of fantastic soup he makes mediocre pizza. I think it adds to the charm.

Excellent pizza! Quick and quirky pizza man. The subs are also quite good. Have a cold beer while you wait. The only drawback is that it is Cash Only. Well worth the trouble, tho!

Best pizza in Shepherdstown.

Pizza, honestly, is not one of my «favorite» foods so I can’t compare Tommy’s to many places outside of my area. However, as a student at Shepherd I’ve visited every pizza place in town and this is by far my favorite. The food is always fresh and tasty. Nothing like what you would find in the freezer section at your local grocery store.

Good stuff. Worlds better than Tony’s/Stonewall.

Tommy’s has the best pizza in the tri-​state area… try ordering it burnt and spiced!

This is the worst, I mean the absolute worst pizza in the world and perhaps in the universe. No, the hell with it. This is the worst pizza in the universe too. There are probably Martians who hate this pizza. I’ve heard rumors of Moon people boycotting this place.
On the other hand, you got to give to the owner, he could absolutely care less that he creates such awful food. I mean, there’s something artistic in not caring on that level. Having no shame to that degree invokes a sort of arty madness, you know? In fact, this could be some sort of performance art-​Andy Warhol except with a sens eof humor thing.
So what’s wrong with this pizza? Well, I’m glad you asked. I’m pretty sure he put breakfast sausage… frozen breakfast at that… on our pizza. I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure he did. It looked like Jimmy Dean sausage links all crushed up and it tasted like Jimmy Dean sausage links all crushed up so I’m pretty darn sure that’s what it was.
We also suspect that the cheese on the pizza is left over from that time that the SLA forced Patty’s Hearst’s father to buy all that government surplus cheese and hand it out for free to the poor people… it’s a 70s thing, you had to be there… but anyway, we think it’s the same cheese. Yeah, we’re pretty sure.
The sauce he put on the pizza was so bad that it was embarrassed… no, really, embarrassed sauce… and tried to make a run for it with the Patty Hearst’s fathers cheese, because when we picked up our slices, all the cheese and the sauce slide off on to the floor. In reflection, maybe it was one of those joint suicide things you read about sometimes.
The plastic forks they gave us could not pierce the dough on the pizza nor could our teeth. This could be a repalcement for rubber… look out firestone.
There are many fine and wonderful eating establishments in Shepherdstown and this ain’t one of them.

Solid pizza. Tasty ingredients, crunchy crust, and cheap beer.