The folks who work here are insane. Utterly, absolutely, insane. They will work their hardest to sell you something that is absolutely not what you asked for. I have been in used car lots where I felt less pressure to buy something. If the siren song of scented candles and seasonal plates is too strong, steel yourself before entering. For their goal is to test you until your will is broken and you walk out with a wicker hamper filled with pillows. Only then will the Pier One Gods be satisfied.