Quani

You know those horrible old Disney movies where the main character is a little kid and for reasons beyond their control they have to let their (pick one of the following creatures: dog, cat, cheetah, owl, fox, monkey, ostrich, bat, rat, dinosaur, dingo, kangaroo, fish, great ape, Gollum, leprechaun, Jeff Goldblum) go and in the end they just cry and shout, «Leave! LEAVE!»?
Well, that’s just incredibly stupid and lame.
We’re all human here so I’m going to say, «Enjoy moving back home to Austin (the home part, not the moving, that part’s going to be awful). DYL and get wasted. Try to perform songs you love at karaōke and hope they don’t show up on the Internets. Hump random inanimate objects in the street. Tell them that’s what people do for fun in Seattle. Speak not to any Southerners of the Freeze. Go see lots of shows at SXSW in 2008. Know that you will be missed in Seattle.»
That is all.