Borger’s Speedway and Kart Shop

ALERT ALERT ALERT THE MEDIA!!!
For Immediate Release
The mighty Wingless 270 Sprints will be joining the Wingless 600 Sprints, All Star Slingshots, Jr. Slingshots and Karts this Friday May 21 at Borger’s Speedway. Starting time for the Sprints, and Slingshots will be 7:30 p.m. after the Kart program!!!
So make the needed changes to your busy lives and come on down to Borger’s Speedwat where you get Good Food, Good Racin and a whole lotta hootin and a hollerin on a Friday night!
Probably the most fun you can have in the Pocono’s if youre comin from the city to experiance some good country shit– this place is ridiculous
BUt… onlookers beware– this place is like Ouija Board– what started out as kinda a joke just to fill up a boring night has morphed into something very very serious and addicitive… Oh my god, im not moving it are you moving it??? L… O.U.D– omg omg– Q-​U — A…is that it– TOMMY!!! is it done!!? — – D!!! LOUD QUADS!!!