I’m not into girls with tiny thingies. I prefer Nice, Cute, Cavernous C****. I’m unusual in that regard, maybe, but I honestly think that kind are the best. So to me, that’s what NCCC stands for. In fact these fields are owned by the community college, but they’re also used by the BDSL and other soccer fields, and they were my home field for years when I played for the rather excellent Woodland United. They were a tough team to break into, and often I was a substitute. I’d rather be a substitute than a prostitute though. Then again, maybe not. It was a little windy up here, but the grass wash lush if a little long, and I always enjoyed coming up here, especially as I lived not too far away in West Amherst. It’s all the way out on Saunders Settlement close to the Indian reservation. Those were the days.