My Many Moods When Writing Reviews

Bubbly:
OMG!
I heart this place!
I have to tell my friends!
Blunt:
Go here NOW!
Blond:
Where am I?
Crazy:
Hurry up and type!
The whole world must read this!
Cool:
Here’s to life, love, and the pursuit of good food. Stay hungry, my friends.
Calm:
My son is crying and my wife is sighing.
It’s good that I have my priorities straight.
Dark:
Stop by or Hello Kitty dies!
Dreary:
Why waste your time?
You’re only going to love it here!
Drowsy:
7.5÷10? ⁸⁄₁₀?
Who gives a sh – ?
Horny:
I want to slather the BBQ sauce all over my…
Perplexed:
Are they spring rolls or egg rolls?
Should I mention her mustache?
How many tacos did I really have before I said, No más?
Proud:
It’s a hot mess, but I’m almost done!
Serious:
To write or not to write,
that is my only plight.
I take a drink, turn down the song,
and tell my wife that I won’t be long.
2 hours later, tired as hell,
I bid my computer a quick farewell.
I play with my son and get coated with pee,
but this is the only life for me.
Suddenly Simon:
What have I just done?
I don’t know, but it sure was fun.