eBay

So who hasn’t needed something completely off the wall, out there, and weird? You know you won’t be able to find whatever that preposterous object is in a regular store. At least not at a reasonable price. But where to find this elusive random widget?
eBay… DUH!
You can find anything on eBay if you know how to search for it. It’s like… no not like… It IS an International swap mee… nooooo… It IS an International GARAGE/​YARD SALE!!! Ohhh yeah… one man’s junk is another woman’s Treasure or some chit like that…
I have bought a few hundred things via eBay and sold a bit of junk as well. If you never have done that, WHY THE HECK NOT? Would you rather be a Hoarder? Come on get that random piece of junk that Auntie Flo got you for Christmas in 1997, yeah that ugly figurine of a skeleton with a pirate hat wearing roman armor and holding a samurai sword… yeah put that ish on eBay and I bet you can get about $ 350 for it because some wack azz MF made it who is now considered the best sculptor ever… SERIOUSLY!
Or are you one of those folks who missed the bollard (pole in the ground in a parking lot… sheesh don’t you know nuffen?) and it took out a taillight on their otherwise perfect 1973 Ford Pinto? Well I bet you can get a replacement on eBay for like nothing and have it shipped right to ya…
I mean literally any stupid ridiculous POS that you have or want to get… it is there! It can be had for pennies on the dollar or for dollars on the penny. It is a crap shoot, but you can find it here…
Even my Roman armor is mostly from eBay! So there is kewl swag here, if you know where to look for it!