Tristans Tim Tam Palace

This place does have Tim tams. You just have to knock. Real hard. Like, just go for it. Remember, Tim. TAM. TIM… TAM… TIMMMM… TAMMMMMM!
Or don’t, I don’t care.

Sadly, this was not at all what I was expecting. This was just a regular apartment building and NOT a palace made out of Tim Tams. I was totally looking forward to a quick Tim Tam Slam before heading home. I was devastated and heartbroken. Totally heartbroken.
I drove to Cost Plus World Market (off Bay Street), bought a package of Arnott’s (America is afraid to call them Tim Tams) and ate the whole package on the drive home. I got sick shortly after, stopped running that week, and then gained five pounds. I saw my dad a few days later and he asked if I was pregnant.
Save yourself the pain of being mistaken for a pregnant woman: Get yourself some Tim Tams and eat them at the bar, like normal people.