Secrets Adult Superstore

Yes, I came into this adult sex store just to check it out with a few friends of mine in San Francisco. No it wasn’t all guys. Yes there was more females than males… and the females wanted to go in. LOL.
A small little sex toy place with a variety of selections to choose from. Some of the toys I saw… I didn’t know what its used for. So the females had to explain it to me. Cool…
Yes, they also have a variety of books, movies, but I don’t think there was a peep show booth behind the store.
One of the friends bought a ring with a tiny penis stuck on it. I though that was funny.
Have fun if you choose to go in. Don’t think too much about what others think. It’s all for fun… and it’s a business. ha!

So I went in here once when i was bored because I just happened to arrive early to the Wharf where I work. I decided, I would go back to the video booth and check out one of the video booths ALONE! next thing I know, this dolled up Transgendered person is entering the booth which I had locked!!! and she/​it says to me «I am a woman!»
I don’t care! Get out! I don’t care if you were porn star Michael Brandon walking up in there at that moment, I wasn’t looking for anything, okay, maybe for him, but that wouldn’t happen.
I was so traumatized that I have never been back.

I’ve always wanted to go inside but get scared someone might recognize me. Maybe I could build up some courage and go in someday.

It’s hardly a superstore. It’s a tiny space with a pretty limited selection of accoutrements and visual stimulation. I’m unable to render an opinion of the viewing boths as I didn’t partake.

After a loooong day at pier 39 (i’m totally exaggerating, the meters have a max of one hour) my friend and I were driving to the freeway to go home, and so we were at the stoplight of mason&bay st, and we see this place… for a second it kinda like glowed pink&gold lol. We looked at eachother and said fuck it lets go in! We both have never been in a sex shop. So we go in and a lady and a man were standing outside smoking a cig, i could already tell they worked there cuz they greeted us. So we go in and the first thing i see was a huuuuuuuuuuge butt plug LOL ewwww. So immediately i say to my friend «hey your in luck, they have what you need.» LOL, she told me to shut up. But we looked around and they have a really big collections of dildos and vibrators. Omg, and they have some things i’ve never seen, and let me tell you… thats weird. But the guy was really nice and funny, we asked him loads of questions, and he was all for it. So we left because we could only fill up the meter with like 2 nickles and 1 dime which gave us 8 min! just to let you guys know meters in the city suck! 25 cents= 5 min! laaame.
So we leave and the last words my friend said to me were «I BET that guy who works there is a major freak.»
:)

I beg your pardon I never promised to goto Secret Garden.
How about the dvds for still 19.99? Buy 1 get 1 free isn’t really good deal any more.
When you jerk off you gotta give so live and let live and let go oh oh oh oh
I beg your pardon I never promised to goto Secret Garden.
They could promise you things like big cock rings
but you don’t find real roses growin’ inside of the arcade.
so you better think it over
well, if sweet lookin lingerie couldn’t make it come true
They would give you a purple dildo right now on a silver platter
But what would matter
So smile for a while and let’s be jolly jerk off shouldn’t be so melancholy
come along and share the good times while we can
I beg your pardon I never promised to goto Secret Garden.
Along with the condom there’s gotta be a little lubricate all the time
Holy Shit!
Did they change the name?
I thought the place name is Secret Garden peep show. I mean «adult videos».
What the FXXX?
Btw, Safe Sex!
P. S., I can promise you this is the last one w/​Rose garden song.
And, Rose garden ISN’T my favorite song actually.
I don’t think «Jerk Off «sounds that bad.
it sounds like Jakob.
This is the best «Jerk Off «scene.
it’s not a porn, it’s The Big Lebowski.
Great scene!!!