San Francisco Colonics

As part of a complete health overhaul, I decided to incorporate colonics into my routine. I read many, many reviews of facilities in the Bay Area and decided to try San Francisco Colonics for my first experience. I scheduled my appointment online and, after a couple of calls and texts with the owner Lauren to gather some info about my health goals, prepare me for my first session, and to reschedule my appointment, I was really excited to try this therapy at SFC.
The office is cozy, comfortable, and very clean. The palette is really soothing and full of succulents and air plants in repurposed (and adorable) containers. There are a few retail products available that support a healthy lifestyle and they’re merchandised simply and beautifully. I have to be honest, I was concerned about smells, primarily strong chemical odors to drown out, well, you know, poop smells. I’m happy to report that the space has a completely neutral, pleasant scent. Phew!
I was initially greeted by Tohm, who has a lovely, nurturing vibe; she’s new to SF and San Francisco Colonics. Tohm set me up with my intake paperwork and Lauren joined us shortly thereafter. Both women really put me at ease!
Lauren was very thorough in her clear explanation of the process and different situations that could arise during the session; she answered questions that I didn’t even know that I had. I felt super comfortable jumping right into things.
SFC uses the Libbe Open System. I can’t imagine doing colonics any other way. Granted, it’s all that I know but it was private and comfortable and I really appreciated that about this process. The treatment room is small and simple. It’s a great space to be truly present with yourself and mindful in the therapy. I feel incredibly safe in this space. Everything went smoothly and I felt fantastic after the treatment.
I’ve now had 5 sessions and I’ve scheduled a few more weekly sessions because I definitely feel that, combined with improved nutrition and other lifestyle changes, these colonics have helped in my weight loss (12 pounds since my first session four weeks ago), increased energy and clarity, and reduced inflammation.
Both Lauren and Tohm have been extremely supportive of my health goals and have provided caring, passionate service. I trust both of these ladies implicitly. Lauren is very energetic and knowledgable; she’s a natural teacher and she’s built a lovely practice. Tohm is nurturing and kind; she’s very positive and really puts me at ease. I’ve had sessions with each of them and I always look forward to my next appointment.
If you are interested in trying colonics or switching up your current colonic experience, I can’t imagine better people or a better place to work with!
One note: parking can be a bit challenging, so arrive early if you’re driving. I’ve always found a spot within a block, though a couple of times, it required a few trips around the neighborhood before one opened up.

As my first consultation appointment was scheduled with Lauren via online (heard/​read so many great things about her), I was immensely disappointed that this appointment turned out to be with a newly joined colleague. Although the online scheduling may indicate one clinician, this may not be the case, as I experienced.
In reflection, I think there could have been helpful information both during and post treatment that would have made this a much better experience (especially post treatment); the room was small with an electrical wire that I needed to be careful not to trip over when entering and exiting…
I will not return…

Update: NEW AMAZING SERVICE!!! CAVITATION!
I’ve been getting colonics with lauren for awhile now but I’m most excited about her new cavitation services. As an industry professional, I know that diet, hydration, & movement need to be on point to banish cellulite. The reality is that no matter how healthy you are, we all get off track from time to time. Never having heard of cavitation before but trusting lauren, I did 4 sessions and I can honestly say my skin has never been smoother and I have a dimple free bottom. This was more than I ever expected and it’s pretty fun to get into a bathing suit to swim laps these days. Now I’m just waiting for warmer weather ;)
I own a gym, I know I’m fit, but to be this excited about getting into a bikini in my 30s is awesome!

I’ve been to places all over the world for colonics and this is by far the BEST in hygiene, customer service and location. The owner, Lauren is awesome and always tries to accommodate my ever-​changing schedule. I also love that this is an open libby system, which is much better for you overall. She also offers implants like coffee (detox your liver) to B-​12 for an extra boost.
If you are considering a colonic for the first time or are a pro — this is THE place to go!

Lauren and her studio make for a wonderful retreat. It’s tucked away on a sunny and quiet side street. When you enter, it has an incredibly clean and inviting feeling. Lauren is an incredibly gifted counselor on nutrition, health and colonics, while also down-​to-​earth and personable. My sessions have always been pleasant. I started going about a year ago when I was feeling unhealthy and run down after travelling. I felt great afterward and incorporated a lot of her health and nutrition suggestions into my daily routine. I would highly recommend her.

I have been a vegetarian since I was 5 years old. I eat «healthy». And on the outside? I look healthy too! It wasn’t until I started seeing Lauren for nutrition counseling on a whim when I realized that you truly can’t judge a book by its cover. The journey that I started down with Lauren not only will add years to my life but has already enhanced the life I am currently living. I now believe that there is no one-​size-​fits-​all approach and that we not only need to take control of our own lives, but we need to figure out where we PERSONALLY are lacking!
For me, I was addicted to sugar (and probably caffeine for that matter too). I didn’t fully see my addiction until I started down the path. I also didn’t see the damage that it had already caused (or how good I could feel without it). She educated me for the first time to actually THINK about my food, where it is coming from, and how much variety I am getting each day/​week. I have learned that it is not just WHAT you eat, but WHEN you eat and what you pair it with. (Honestly, go talk to Lauren) I no longer feel «guilty» about what I eat and my view of food is completely different. This is not a fad «diet» she will put you on, it is a lifestyle. I learned what actual bloat and inflammation is — and that I have had it for so long that I did not realize it. I am no longer bloated and I am working on learning to «listen to my body» (a phrase I never fully understood)
Lauren says that most of us wake up each day and just «give it our best shot» without a plan. That was me. If one article said «tofu is good»? Perfect, stock up on tofu. The next article said «tofu is bad»? Throw out all said tofu. Spirulina processed bars at Wholefoods that are $ 12 each MUST be good for you (they are expensive and have a weird green color).
What is the result of a visit? The result I imagine is different for everyone. But for me? Things that I thought were «normal» (such as terrible gas) I realized did not have to be a major part of my life. My skin is clear and glowing for the first time since I was 13. I don’t NEED coffee at 3pm everyday. I wake up easier. Jetlag doesn’t affect me as much (and I fly from SF to Charlotte each week). I lost a dress size without trying to. I do not have headaches, even at that time of the month. My stomach/​gut doesn’t have bad days. You can believe in «holistic nutrition» or not, but the results after only a week or two speak for themselves!
What is more is that every time I leave Lauren’s office I feel like the best version of myself. (I almost skip home, which would actually be not that strange in this city…) I feel re-​motivated, energized, and like I am doing one of the best things I have done for myself in a long time.

I love this place. It’s everything you could ask for in a colonic experience. The owner, Lauren, is SO knowledgeable and she literally answers any question that you may possibly have in your first visit with her. The environment is so nice and she uses the LIBBE system which is a huge step up from the closed system that other people use.

Really got my digestive health back on track. Plus the coffee addition gave me energy. The place is very clean and lovely and relaxing, and Lauren is super educated about health treatments, and very honest and informative about what colonics can and can’t do – plus she’s an all-​around kind and awesome lady who will make you feel comfortable and work with you to get you as healthy as you can be.

A++
Lauren was so extremely helpful without being overbearing or intrusive. It was my first LIBBE colonic and she explained the whole process thoroughly and made me feel very comfortable (which is hard to do at a colonic appointment). I highly recommend Lauren and her establishment.

I found SF Colonics and Lauren after having a not so great experience at another colonics center. I had emailed Lauren a question and she was thoughtful enough to pick up the phone to thoroughly address my question and listen to my background. That attention to detail and personal service carried through with my first visit.
She was extremely detailed in her explanation of the process and throughout it made sure I understood what to expect and that I had no questions or concerns. Let’s be honest, colonics isn’t the most relaxed experience, but Lauren made sure to ease any and all concerns.
After the session, Lauren sat down with me to answer even more of my questions and concerns not just about the session, but about anything else with my overall health issues.
She is so incredibly knowledgeable and offers wonderful advice — and most importantly, she truly cares about your well being and doesn’t make you feel like she’s pushing anything or rushing you. I could not recommend Lauren more highly for anyone interested in improving their health and well being.

I recently worked with Lauren and I can’t say enough positive things about this woman. She was easy to work with, kind and a pleasure to be around. I would highly recommend San Francisco Colonics to my family and friends.

Definite 5 stars. I was referred here by a friend who is a big fan of the treatment (as well as Lauren). I’m impressed. After my first one, I felt much «lighter» (for lack of a better word), and more energized. This rejuvenated effect was ever stronger after my second and third treatments. The facility is very clean and kind of tucked away, which I like as well. Parking is pretty easy in Pac Heights during the day too, which is a bonus. Lauren is awesome — upbeat, friendly, and sincere. In short, the entire experience was outstanding. I highly recommend!

Definitely 5 stars :))
Every women loves to look beautiful and healthy ! So I do eat healthy and exercise to stay in shape and feel great :) then I thought wait a minute I wasn’t that healthy untill I realize that I should be ! So before a big step of healthy living I thought I should clean up first then it will be easier :) so I started to search and I found here ^^ I had such a great experience, Lauren is so amazing she will be right there with u she is just so professional ! after all I’m feeling so light and no pain at all even tho it was my first time :)
Just so smiley right now
THANKS Beautiful Lauren ;)

SF Colonics makes it easy for me to take care of my cleansing needs in an urban environment. Very clean, Lauren the owner is knowledgeable, very professional and kind. I see her regularly and she always makes time for her clients beyond the colonic to talk about digestive health. She case each individual client, take the time out to make sure they are comfortable and it shows!

Okay I rarely ever write reviews (have only ever written one) but meeting Lauren and going through my first colonic seemed like a HUGE milestone. After the doc made me take these strong laxatives for constipation, I just wanted to clean out my system, and it was AWESOME. At first it’s quite weird, but Lauren makes sure you know EVERYTHING.
The environment is VERY private, you’ll feel like you’re in your own huge bathroom and I just had no reservations. The best part about it is there is only one client at a time so you KNOW that Lauren is right outside whenever and if ever you need her.
I definitely want to do this as just a routine maintenance thing once a quarter and Lauren is definitely the only person I would be okay with going through the experience again! Also, she gives you super good nutrition advice at the end! I will definitely be drinking a TON of water from now on.
If you’re thinking about it… DO IT. Recommending to all my friends: D

I just had my first colonic and it was such an incredible experience that I came home and immediately am writing this review! The entire process… Meeting Lauren, being in her space, having the actual colonic, and sitting with her after. I cannot speak highly enough.
I’m currently doing the Blessed Herbs colon cleanse and thought a colonic would be a great way to move things along, holy moly! I couldn’t believe what came out. I’m SO glad I no longer have that inside of my body. Definitely a big release.
As for meeting Lauren, she is so, so cool! It was like being with a friend that I could tell anything too. She is extremely grounded, attentive, professional, warm, and overall such a cool person.
This was my first experience with anything like it, I have never even had an enema before, but I have my second appointment with Lauren scheduled for next Saturday. I am endlessly grateful for her services and wonderful personality to go along with them :))))
THANK YOU LAUREN!!!

I had just completed a 1 week health retreat in San Diego which included daily enemas and I was supposed to have 2 colonics as well. I skipped the colonics because of a poor experience in the past. But as my stay there ended people were really recommending the colonics to complete the week’s cleanse.
I came back home, searched for a colonic place, and discovered Lauren at SF Colonics. I was nervous about having colonics again but her Unilocal reviews and beautiful, well crafted website had me taking the risk.
Well, this was a completely different experience. First, Lauren is just easy to talk to. She explains everything very well. No question is too ‘weird’. And she even answered questions I was too squeemish to ask. Second, she uses the Libbe system. I had never heard of it. The explanation on her website was great, but I Googled it anyway so I could get a visual. It is by far a better system than the «closed system» I had used before. It was a much, much easier way to have a colonic!
I highly recommend SF Colonics and will be back for sure.

Found this place on Unilocal,have always wanted to try a colonic, and saw that all her reviews were perfect. I am glad to know the reviews weren’t deceiving.
Lauren was calm, but not in the weird zen hippie kind of way. She talked about colonics professionally but in a way that made it easy for a person who knows nothing about butt or gutt science understand. I also like that she owns her own practice and in her own style.
I really like the libbe method she uses. When I think about how colonics are typically done, I am reminded of how much better the method Lauren practices here is. Having someone stick a firehose sized tube up your butt sitting with you the whole time as you go sounds stressful af to me! She steps you through the process, calms you down, explains what you are going to feel through every step (before, during and after the colonic), which really gives you the courage and control, which is great because it’s your body and anus!
Anus violation is a no no! She understands that, and makes it easy for first timers like I was. The process is typically 30 – 45 minutes and she is pretty flexible with that, allowing you to go above or below that. I tapped out at 28 because ya know, I’m just not as strong as everyone else, okay?! Give me a break! But Lauren had no problem with that and took me off. It isn’t invasive, it just can be a bit uncomfortable because as water fills you, you cramp, which is your body’s normal response to holding onto liquid and not solid waste. The cramping stops as soon as you get off, so no worries. It wasn’t horrible. Although I tapped out a little early, I still felt lighter, great that I was doing something good for my body, checked something off my bucket list and got a refreshing glass of water, probiotic pills and a super food green drink to take with me. Next time, I’ll know what to expect and be more patient.
You heard that right! Next time! Because I definitely plan on returning.

I’m so happy Lauren is in my life… and I’m soooo happy SF Colonics is in my ‘hood!
Every time I’ve gone, literally «gone» (teehee!), Lauren is there to set me up and guide me through the process. She’s super supportive and encouraging, if that’s at all possible in matters of poo. Her place is clean, sanitary, surprisingly comfortable… and great wifi to boot. Hey, you don’t know how important wifi is until you’ve done a colonic. Catch up on all your Netflix shows…
It’s so funny how, every darn time I’m done, Lauren says, «so how’d it go?»…makes me chuckle to think of that.
The place is comfortable and cozy… I always feel very calm and welcome when I ‘go’ there. I’ll definitely return, hopefully on a monthly basis to keep everything moving right.
If you’ve wondered about colonics, this is the place to go. Really.

Having had colonics for 20 years, at top health joints around the world, I have to say that SF Colonics is at the top of the game!
Why you ask? First off, this place is 100% completely sanitary and comfortable. They use the most modern equipment, the LIBBE machine, which offers a superior and private experience for those they may be first timers or need more personal space for treatment. I was even offered a tummy warmer :)
Secondly, the list of add ons H2o2, grapefruit extract, BULLETPROOFCOFFEE!!!, etc. are top notch, high quality and add an additional dimension to the healing process.
Prices are reasonable, office is beautiful, customer service was out of this world.
If you are a first timer, this is 100% the best place to go in SF.