Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theatre

Came here for a bachelor party last night and apparently they only had 4 girls working. The girls here are much more petite and tall compared to the Vegas clubs we’re accustomed to. The girls here really couldn’t work the pole very well. Well this is all in comparison to the clubs in vegas for past bachelor parties. We got the bachelor a few dances and they’re twice the price of vegas dances. Starts at $ 40 for topless or $ 60 for full nude. The crowd here is much older as well. If you’re looking for girls with anything larger than a B-​cup natural, look elsewhere. They don’t seem to like hiring thick girls and our bachelor wanted to see some cakes haha

My boyfriend and I have been to the O’Farrell a few times, and we usually have a good time. The cover charge is $ 40, but women get in free if they come with a guy.
Overall, the girls have hot bodies but most are not truly beautiful. Lap dances are not fully nude and cost $ 60 for about 15 minutes of dancing and some flirting and chit chat.
Overall, the O’Farrell is fun, but I honestly have been to better strip clubs with prettier ladies and cheaper prices.

I’ve been here 2 times now once for a party 2^nd time for their company Holiday party. I have to say this is one of the classier strip clubs in SF. Haha

Worst strip club. We sat for about 45 minutes and no girls came out. We asked for a refund and the manger was a complete jerk. Apparently service is only guaranteed if you pay for a lap dance in the private room?
Do not waste your time here. Have no idea what the girls are like because we didn’t see them…

I really enjoy this place and the history behind it. Since it is a full nude club in SF, there are no drinks inside which is disappointing. For a strip club it is very clean, and the girls for the most part are attractive, with the exception of a few. There are some girls there that are cute but no personality on stage, but there are enough that are very entertaining and there to please that make up for it. My main complaint is the ridiculous $ 40 cover charge. Once you get inside you can get a lot without having to spend too much. Put just a few bucks down and you will likely get a decent full nude lapdance. The best night to go here all year is July 4, as it is free admission for their anniversary night. Come back from fireworks at the Bay, hit up a bar for a few drinks, then head here!

One star just so i can write a review. Rob, the «manager» was totally condescending throughout my whole encounter. one of his girls ripping every button off of my expensive shirt. Tried to send me off with one of their shirts advertising. Gave me the whole private contractor bullshit and tried kicking me out when i was on my way out. If somebody came into my place of business and i ripped their shirt open, i’d be fired and charged. I hope they got all this on camera when they were trying to film a good time gone wrong.

We were told by another couple, how fun this place is on a Saturday night, and I’ve heard for years the stories of all the sordid things that go on here, so when my bf & I were in SF for a Saturday night, of course we had to see what the fuss was about.
For all the different rooms I’ve heard of this place having, it’s a lot smaller than I imagined. There’s a ticket-​like counter at the front that charges $ 40 per person, but women are free if you’re a couple. We were brought into their main room and made to sit at the front of their stage, even though someone that my boyfriend called «a beast» was onstage. It was about 10:15 pm. She didn’t smile or seem friendly, but I tipped her anyway. No thank you from her, no nothing. Another girl came out. She was also «a beast.» Then a third «beast» and I decided «hey let’s walk around instead!»
There’s a theatre room, with random guys scattered around, and girls hitting them up for dances. While the guys are getting dances, hardcore porn is being shown onscreen. Fun right???
Across the hall from that is a long room with tiny booths that you can stand in. You can look through screens to see a dancer, but no one can see into your booth. These booths are seriously tiny, and no chairs or anything, so how our coupled up friends managed to both fit in there is questionable! This stage was closed down for the night, which was disappointing. Our friends made a big deal of it.
Then down the hall, there’s a bunch of rooms in a bigger room next to the stage. In each of these smaller rooms is a small couch, with a tissue box sitting on a sink right next to said couch. Wonder what the sinks are for? LOL
We go back into the main room, and find a few more «beasts» dancing to seriously awful music. Some of it’s really slow, some of it was really bad disco… just not a good vibe for a Saturday night.
The club then made a huge deal about 2 girls coming on stage. When they came out, 2 dudes with lights like you see when someone’s signaling a plane at the airport, come out on the floor and make a big deal of it. The girls danced for about 30 seconds before everyone is told to go watch a «flashlight show.» Of course we went and saw that.
2 girls dance on the floor in a dark-​ish room in the middle of a bunch of people on a wrap-​around couch holding flashlights, being told not to shine the lights at their faces. They danced for 2 songs. 1 was really good and into it, the other girl looked bored. It had potential to be fun! Before you know it tho, the fun’s over and we’re ushered back out into the main room, where the train wreck just goes on and on.
Surprisingly, this place is really popular with couples, especially young couples. For being a dead Saturday night, with lack-​luster talent, the place was full of mostly couples. Our friends who sent us told us to «stick it out, it gets better” — they must have come on a really good night, or we came on a really, really bad night, because when we left at about 11:45, we were shaking our heads and wondering if we need new friends.

Came here this weekend for the hubbys birthday. I must say I had a wonderful time since it was fully nude! The girls are cute not super hot but attractive! Bangin bodys and they smell good! Since we were a couple there was a 2 for 1 deal but to be honest I wouldnt pay $ 40 cover to get in if I was a dude. We got a private dance together and it was awesome! I defin recommend coming here!

Ended up here one crazy night (Don’t ask) and decided that my friend and I should check it out (we had nothing better to do).
It was close to 2 am Saturday morning after a Friday night of drinking. We walked up to the entrance and realized that the bouncer at the front door was distracted, so we snuck in without paying. Unfortunately it was about 10 minutes into a pretty good show when we were approached by a really big (freakishly big) bouncer.
He asks for our ID’s and then had the audacity to charge us a $ 40 cover charge if we wanted stay. I was outraged! Strip clubs in Vegas don’t even charge that much! Besides this particular club is in a rather shady area. Needless to say we laughed in his face, took back our ID’s, and went home instead. No strip club is worth that much.
The inside is dimly lit (duh) and pretty spacious. The stage was pretty large as well. I know that you have to be willing to spend money to have any fun at a strip club but I would much rather use those $ 40 to tip the girls instead of giving them to a behemoth bouncer.

This place is the worst! They have a huge cover charge compared with other clubs. The girls are not that good looking and they move you from room to room to see different shows. They also have a room where are are just playing a porn movie, weird. To sum things up this place is way overrated, the Crazy Horse is much better.

Some super sexy, hot babes here. A few of them claim that they’ll make you squirt if you pay the several hundred dollars worth for the time… roll the dice and see, I suppose.
Gotta say, I don’t really care for the forced departures from room to room. Move here, move there for some shtick. Blah, after the first time I just sat in my chair and waited for the girls to come back and start stripping again.
AND, some of the gals are a bit too pushy for your money. You know, if some squiritin’ was guaranteed to happen it wouldn’t be so bad, but to hustle and not go all the way?
The parking garage across the street is an exorbitant rip-​off.

Notoriously lascivious. Infamously obscene for the «moral majority» meets sex-​positive San Francisco. It’s been turning heads, pissing people off & turning people on or off for decades. The stories that pour out of this Tenderloin haunt are legendary.
BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR was filmed here. It was the «first hardcore film widely released in the United States.» And it caused a vicious uproar and battle regarding the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. You can watch Emilio Estevez & Charlie Sheen portray the Mitchell brothers in RATED X.
The Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theatre is also the United States’ most long-​lived infamous adult entertainment spectacle.
Admission is steep, no drinks are served because it’s fully nude women performing sex acts en masse or solo & California prohibits those two in the same room. One or the other. They chose vaginas.
There are 5 venues inside: New York Live, Green Door, Kopenhagen, Ultra Room and Cine Stage, where films are shown.
Patrons armed with flashlights point at body parts of dancers engaged in various erotic scenes.
Gonzo journalist, Hunter S. Thompson, managed this joint in 1985. He said it’s «…the Carnegie Hall of Public sex in America.»

This is a crusty adult entertainment venue in the Tenderloin.
I’ve only been once. We paid a huge cover, walked in, looked around and walked out. It was dark, cold and depressing.
I’m not a fan of these places in any capacity, but this experience was particularly miserable. At least the Gold Club covers up the sadness with fancy upholstery and good drinks.

Been to plenty of strip clubs recently but the never been here before and let me tell you… the women here are almost all tens… my cousins bachelor party this Sat was off the hook! We had reservations at several other places but ended not going anywhere after we got here. I don’t think i’ll be going to any other strip clubs except this one anymore ;-)

This is where us fat people get to talk to chicks.

I came to this place a couple times before (with friends of course, never alone… NEVER!) and I was just here on friday, this place is very expensive, all the girls are super pretty and nice (except this one H**BAG, who shall remain anonymous but if u wanna know her name there just msg me haha)
shes probably one of the hottest girls there if not the hottest in my opinion but she knows shes hot! The whole time we were there, she never smiled, not even once and my friend wanted to get a lapdance from her and she kept on insisting he get something else «wink wink» and my friend refused so she actually got PISSED.
So the whole time she was giving him a lapdance, she was texting and playing around on her phone. It’s probably the most half assed job ever done by a stripper in history. This lapdance was so bad it KILLED my friend’s B*N*R…and im pretty sure my friend is straight as an arrow
so after we’re all talking, my friend #2 and the nice, hot stripper start talking about the rude, hot stripper and my friend #1’s lapdance, he is PISSED OFF as we speak, apparently everyone hates that rude, hot stripper, the nice one was like «YEAH SHES A B***H, EVERYONE WHO WORKS HERE HATES HER! SHE GETS A LOT OF CUSTOMERS B/​C SHES HOT BUT SHE IS VERY RUDE, YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING TO THE MANAGER ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED» but friend #1, being the nice person that he is, just said its ok, altho im pretty sure hell never get a lapdance from her again.
but dont let one stripper ruin the reputation of this place, this place is historic and offer a lot of variety of shows here, they even have a movie theater that plays porn NON-​STOP! and other than that rude one, theyre all nice and pretty, wish it was cheaper tho ($ 40 cover, $ 40 lapdance is ridiculous AND THE F**KIN CAN OF SODA IS $ 2, BULLS**T!)
3.5 stars

Some years ago I was in what down south is referred to as a «titty bar» in Houston.
That’s in Texas.
It was around noon and we were among a very few in the place, so my friend, Sleepy Pete, and I were able to enjoy the company of a couple of SMOKIN’ hot young ladies for an hour or so, even though we weren’t plying them with much in the way of the green stuff.
They asked us where we were from. We said San Francisco.
That’s in California.
They were most interested. What, they wanted to know, was the titty bar scene like in San Francisco, California?
For some reason, one of the first things we informed them of was the fact that there was a law banning the sale of alcohol in establishments that allowed full nudity.
They could not believe their hot, sexy ears.
What, they wanted to know, goes better with alcohol than full nudity?
The answer to that question, of course, is nothing.
We were at a total loss to explain it, so we had a couple of lap dances just to change the subject.
Fast backward a couple of years prior to that when Sleepy Pete and I and a number of other cohorts, including Sleepy Pete’s brother, Whoopdee, found ourselves at Mitchell Brothers of an evening.
(This was immediately before Jim smoked Artie.)
Whoopdee was a bit short on funds that particular evening (and pretty much every evening before and since) and was soliciting them from everyone within and without our posse.
«Hey,» he says to me, «Let me have $ 20.»
«Fuck off, Fuckface,» I says to him, «Go back to my place and build me some bookshelves or something and maybe then I’ll consider it.»
Finally, Whoopdee somehow manages to secure backing and immediately hands it over to the young lady with whom he has been dying to shoot the breeze (and more as well).
It is an absolute delight watching this young lady sit (and occasionally writhe) on Whoopdee’s lap for a minute or so, whispering sweet nothings in his ear all the while, then abruptly getting up and making good her leave like Johnny Lunchbucket at the sound of the whistle.
«What was she saying to you,» I asked as she shimmied off.
«Mostly, she was telling me what she would do if I had more money.»
I spent most of the rest of the evening watching Whoopdee trying to convince then-​active (and probably now long-​dead) porn star Laurel Canyon, who was in the house signing autographs and humping poles and stuff, to go out with him, much to the bemusement of her manager/​husband who was standing inches away the entire time. (I’m sure Mr. Canyon was probably well-​accustomed to such scenarios, but Whoopdee’s persistence was positively epic.)
Anyway, three stars for you, Mitchell Brothers (shouldn’t it be called «Mitchell Brother» now?) O’Farrell Theater, based mostly on fond memories of the past and… not so much on anything else.

Yay! I am a fan! I fell in love with a stripper. Pretty sexy girls, not tore up, nice bodies, cute faces, easy to talk to. It a bit expensive for private time (luckily my lovely boyfriend treated me). Plus the place has so much history, it is a must and I would recommend and go back! The only part I did not like was the dark room with the flashlight thingy, it was just creepy to be in that small room with all the horny single dudes. Plus the male staff were kinda creepy. 4 STARS!

I am somewhat of an odd girl. I frequent strip clubs and enjoy it. I often suggest to my BF that we should go to strip clubs together. After all, it is how we started our relationship. It wasn’t Mitchell Brothers, but it was amongst other beautiful naked women. I was lucky enough that he chose me instead. =)
We’ve been to almost every strip club in SF. I’ve heard stories about the girls at Mitchell Brothers. The set up and the different «options» that a customer can choose from. I decided to check it out for myself. We went on a Saturday night and it was 2 for 1 cover. $ 40 for us both which if you break it down, was no special at all. The strip clubs in NB charge $ 20 each person. Man or woman.
It seemed like a slow night. Only 4 or 5 other people there. They moved us from room to room as if it were a theater or peepshow type of set up. They definitely tried to work you for your money. The first dance we got was standing up and behind a curtain. $ 40. Not nude only topless. The set up seemed to be like a peep show minus the glass. Just a curtained booth with netting in which the dancer tried to persuade a dance.
The main theater area is nice. The stage is humongous and there are 3 poles on the stage. The dancers are proactive with their audience especially those who sit up front. Int another room there is a large movie screen in which there was porn being shown. Movie theater seating allows the dancer to give you a lap dance while you watch the porno. Nice.
The second dance we got we had to pay $ 15 to the bouncer and then another $ 40ish to the dancer. $ 60 for a 15 min lap dance not even fully nude? Jebus. For less than 15 minutes she asked me about my ethnicity, if I liked girls, my previous exgf and what she was like. Awkward. Especially with my BF reaping the rewards while I humored her. She could have talked less and danced more. But I get it. Making the customer talk eases the pain of the dance.
The last 30 minutes of the night was dedicated to the girl on girl twirling table dance. The girls spin around on the twirling table and milk you for whatever money you have left. Definitely not girl-​on girl. But just girl AND girl.

My friend and I were bored and decided to drive up to the city for a night of… of what? I don’t know. We were just looking for trouble I guess.
Somehow we ended up here… It’s only been until recently that I’ve taken a liking towards the art of stripping. My visits to strip clubs are always for educational purposes… [don’t tell my Mom.]
The set up was definitely not like the pictures on Unilocal.I guess we were in the actual theatre; seats surrounding one big stage, 3 poles, and each stripper dances to 2 songs per set. The lighting here was very forgiving– most of the strippers looked flawless, body wise.
For the most part, the dancers here were pretty. Full nudity. Twats galore. I’ve noticed that Asian strippers [in general] tend to be Korean and have no curves and no butt… It’s just an observation… not sure if it’s true at all adult entertainment establishments… but just to reassure you, there are Asians out there who do have curves and booty!
The poles don’t extend all the way towards the ceiling which limits the dancers ability to do any tantalizing tricks. They’re also stationary– they don’t spin. BORING.
No smoking, No liquor, no fun! I’m only a smoker when I’m at the strip club, and I forgot that CA restricts smoking in businesses. SUX.
Ever notice how guys sit in their seats at strip clubs like gentlemen with their hands on their lap– interlocking their fingers to cover their groin? It’s funny. haha =P

Most skrippers just don’t do it for me. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against a crack hoe sliding down a pole with the last strength she could muster up just before I walked in but dayum, give me something to work with.
The hoes, I mean chicks, no ladies at the O’Farrell Theatre were a pleasant suprise. Wednesday afternoon should be reserved for trainees and beginners but NOOOOOOOOOO not here ladies and gentelmen. Let’s just say I saw more jewerly boxes and dirty pillows than you could shake a dick, I mean stick at.
I oohed and awwed and watched a few pole stunts, pointed my flashlight at some good old fashion muff diving and even kissed a girl. I had a blast until a slight moment of sickness crossed me like a wave of deep worry wondering where in the hell that skrippers lips had been before they were wrapped around mine but at least the girl used some Binaca Blast before she planted one on me. Thanks!
Can’t wait to go back and fellas don’t go with a bunch of dudes, take a pretty lady and you’ll be glad you did :-) Yes, that’s my way of saying take me the next time you go.

Yeah, I have the balls to write a review for this place.
It’s expensive, but thank God for being a chick. They let you do buy one get one free, if you’re a chick and come in with a guy. The hell if I know why. Bring cash, btw.
No drinks. So a bit boring. Get your drink on beforehand. Chicks are decent looking. Entertaining for an hour. Dark lighting (are you really surprised at this??) At least it was clean… unless we bring in a black light… lol
It was good for a one-​time try.