Ming’s Liquor Grocery

Ming hasn’t owned it for decades now, but the «new» owners decided to keep the name. It’s everything you could ask for from a corner store and it has an increasingly diverse beer selection.

best liquor prices in town

Amazing sign in the back of this store. A woman who looks like Bloody Mary from South Pacific encourages you to take a pull from her jug. That jug is Italian Home Colony brand Bali Hai grape wine punch. How about that? Is Ming’s home to The Fortified Wine That Time Forgot? If I can’t find a quart, will Ming sell me the sign? Or will he show me no Mercy?..
[SF/​X — Flash Gordon by Queen]
From the window outside you can see the ancient above-​counter ciggie rack. Clearly visible, spaces for Chesterfield’s King and Regular, L&M and Oasis — Menthol Mint. Smokes that time forgot.
Lots of giant inflatable &/​or big plastic beers here. A blow-​up Mickey’s Big Mouth is pure class. A deflated Modelo, sorry to say, a bit sad.
Further above the counter, a cardboard Model T whoring for Ancient Times. Don’t drink and drive though.
Ladies, try as I might, I could not find tampons here. Note to ladies, I don’t give a flying fish, I will walk in all bold as brass and just be, «Yo Ming, have you got the TAMPONS? They aren’t for me but what if they were? Huh, Ming? What then?».
They do however have Liquor, Beer, Wine, Beery Wine, Wine-​ish Beer, Alcopops, smokes, Progresso soups, Orangina and Martinelli’s. Ming’s will be one of the first places I loot when everything goes all Mad Max.
And I’m getting that Bali Hai sign, damn sure.