Jenny Craig

THEY won’t stop charging my card!!! i have called them over 10 times in 2 weeks to call me back or email me. NOTHING!!! now i’m placing a dispute with my credit card company! what a waste of time and money that was! disgusting food. stupid diet!

Ok, I would like to blame my weight gain on my pregnancy (excuse is getting old… it has been almost ten years), my anti-​depressants, the alignment of the stars and moon. but in reality, it’s because I keep eating! So I decided that I needed help…
Enter Jenny Craig. I figured that one of these programs (nutri-​system, weight watchers, LA weight loss) would work as well as any other, so I went for the one with the current special. That, plus I love Kirstie Alley in «Fat Actress»…So I ended up joining for a year to make me keep going. The counselors are very supportive and do try to get you to change your ways. I have never detected as much as a «tsk» when I stepped on the scale. That’s good. And I can truly say that I am working on my portion control. I no longer eat a whole bucket of KFC, just half (really, just kidding…) and I can succesfully bypass the donut shop (whoa…THAT’s good). My only complaint is that I got tired of the food choices quickly… I don’t like half of them, and I’m bored with the other half! Combine that with the delicious food choices available in San francisco and it could be a disaster… right now, I am hanging in there… barely. This location deserves a mention, not only is it located in a mall with lots of free parking, but the only food joints around are basically an Arby’s and a Pizza Hut, both being as un-​tempting as possible. (hell, if I’m going to cheat, it is going to be with Arinell’s NY pizza or a big fat carne asada burritto from El Toro).
Another plus: Valerie Bertinelli is a new spokesperson for Jenny Craig. There is no one who I did not identify with more in the ’80’s…why, we even have the same first name! So if Valerie B. could do it, then dammit, so could Valerie L!
I now worship at the altar of a different J.C. (and hope I don’t go to hell for that)