Yelpaholics Anonymous

Hi, my name is Karen and I’m a Unilocal-​a-​holic.
*Chorus of «Hi, Karen».*
’nuff said.
Do YOU Unilocal

I like Unilocal.Its a useful, funny and cool site. Its fun and I have met some great people here.
As for my being a Unilocalaholic… well I will admit to spending a good amount of time here but it does not control my life.
On a scale of 1 to 10, and assuming that Marisol is off the charts and is probably registering a 12 or 18, I’d say that I’m in the 5 to 6 range.

«Curiosity killed the cat– and I’m not ready to die.»
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My name is Marisol, and I’m a Unilocalaholic.
*bows head in shame*
I’m sorry to all those I’ve disgusted with my overzealous posting on
the threads… I’m actually pretty disgusted myself.
I’ve had a temporary identity crisis– I’m normally not like this.
I’ve alienated my family, close friends and almost lost my job
due to my addiction.
**I’ll be on the straight and narrow road from now on**
SURPRISINGLY, after Elbo’s comment on the deleted thread,
all the anger went out of me like a popped balloon.
I don’t hate you, Amy.
I can’t guarantee we’ll ever be best buddies, but I won’t feel the need
to beat you up the next time we cross paths.
I think you write interesting reviews and post unique threads.
I’m ok until you start grossing me out.
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It’s not about winning or losing…
but maintaining some semblance of sanity in this craziness
we call SD Unilocal.
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I need to be medicated.
A ’57 Chevy or margarita sounds good right about now.