Hell on Heels Burlesque Productions

So first I gotta say I am a avid lover of burlesque and have been a huge fan since my first show well over ten years ago which was The Miss Exotic World Pageant out in Helendale on a old goat ranch (BHOF now.) So my level of standards for performers is pretty high. I’ve truly seen some of thee best! Such as Satan’s Angel, Immodesty Blaze, Dirty Martini, and so on. So let’s just say I know a good show and boy oh boy these ladies delivered! I love that you can see these ladies put their heart n soul into their performances and are a true classic revue. In my eyes they are the best in San Diego. One of my favorite things as well is that they are really sweet fun women as stopping to talk and take pictures with you. Great shows ladies and thanks for keeping it classy in San Diiago!

Glam
Glitter
Stockings
Heels
Bumps and Grinds
Tassel Twirling Madness! And I can’t get enough!!! These ladies put on an AMAZING show! All the costumes, and props are so fun and artistic. I love how they stay true to the classic style of burlesque, and that they dance to songs from that era! Every big show they put on has a different fun theme and the acts are brand new, so it never gets old going to every show! They also do fun smaller shows in-​between the big ones! I like the fact that these gals are REAL women! They also are approachable after a show and fun to have drinks with after! Don’t miss a chance to see a Hell On Heels Burlesque Show!

Hell on Heels is what you would think burlesque is. Classy, vintage, sass, and beautiful. This one of a kind San Diego troupe not only is one of the oldest burlesque troupe here but also the most diverse. You are never disappointed going to a show.

I was at their 10yr anniversary show this past Saturday, and these ladies ROCK! Such talent, such beauty, and these girls know how to entertain a crowd!
This was my very first burlesque show but definitely not my last.

Went to my first burlesque show tonight and it was Great!!! Very entertained!!! The girls all looked and performed wonderful!!! I will def check out more shows :)

Hubs and I always have a blast at the Hell on Heels shows because:
1) It’s a great show;
2)The ladies are talented and have panache;
3) I love dressing retro for the occasion; and
4) Max, Ellen, Steph and Ryan are SO damn fun to hang out with!!!
Oh, and did I mention that it’s a great show!!! There’s singing, dancing, stripping, shaking, twirling and a whole lot of entertaining. I haven’t seen anything like it since Dita Von Teese.
However, be forewarned that Brick by Brick is a total hole but is definitely an appropriate location given that burlesque shows were totally taboo in the 1950’s and were likely held in similar venues, like an abandoned warehouse or something. So I just feel like they’re keeping it real.

This show is always soooo much fun. My wife and I have been attending for about a year now. Every time we go, more people tag along. This time, we made it to the show with 10 of our friends. Everybody had a great time. The crowd is always very friendly (probably because they are having a great time.)
Anybody who enjoys a little humor, beautiful girls, and a great vibe would enjoy this show.

I’m a little loathe to write this review only because it may open the floodgate, convincing me to review all of the awesome restaurants, bars, venues, hiking spots, adventure sports purveyors, amusement parks, etc etc. that I haven’t had time to review in this last year of living in and loving SoCal. I do, however, want to shout out to my lovely ladies in Hell on Heels. Yes, I can be found partying with a few of them around town on a typical saturday night, but that doesn’t mean I’m padding my review! These girls put on a fantastic show. Not only are they gorgeous, sexy and talented, but they are true professionals. I’ve been to quite a few burlesque shows, in San Diego and elsewhere and these ladies’ are by far the best. From the music to the costumes, the promotion to the strawberry covered naked ladies provided for snacking; this is an A++ production. They were even giving out free «Hell on Heels» pasties, condoms and lube at the door haha. Based on the line outside brick by brick the other night, I probably don’t need to tell anyone this, but if you haven’t seen these ladies, you are truly missing something special… It may be a little difficult to get in, but it’s definitely worth coming check them out. These girls really put in a lot of hard work and it shows.

The gals out did themselves last night! There was a neekid lady buffet… singing…dancing and tassels a twirling… and the best vintage burlesque ever!

This was my first burlesque show, and i loved it. The line was super long though to get in, I think i waited nearly an hour [maybe like 40 – 45?], but it was worth it. They had a naked girl ontop of a table, that was covering her spots with strawberries and cream. The strawberries were actually pretty fresh. I would have eaten the whole thing. And she was actually nice.
It was a bit too crowded and tall people love to stand in front of me, so the shorter peeps get to see part of the stage. But the show itself, was aweeeesommmee! There was every body type, and the bigger ladies were actually more of a hit with their voluptuous curves. Theres singing, dancing, good humor, and a lot of sweat. The sweat is from the audience. Everyone is so close to each other that it creates a human sauna. Nevertheless, Great entertainment, and I would love to go again one day.
Eventually, i did get tired especially my feet towards the 2^nd half because i was standing on heels, so I ended up sitting in their little lounge couch area. Next time, I will wear better shoes.

MMMMMMM… These ladies are a good time all around. Bibi Bourdeaux is a tall drink of tasty goodness. Hell on Heels is a fun and classy way to go back in time. All body types are represented and every cat and kitten is sure to find something appealing.

The show was great and the girls were beautiful and talented but we really couldn’t see that much. The venue is just awful — too crowded, like somewhere you go to see a dodgy local band. Burlesque surely calls for something a bit more classy where you can actually sit down and enjoy the show? Especially when so many people had made an effort to dress up and were wearing heels. (Ow, feet hurt after standing for a couple of hours!)
We were miles back behind the bar and could barely see a thing, but it was more than we’d have seen from the ‘mosh pit’ near the stage. Sorry ladies, great show but it really needs to be somewhere else where you can sit to watch.

I’d say I’m a fan of any live burlesque show, even only having been to one. I saw Hell on Heels at Brick by Brick in October I think. Loved the girl with all the chocolate fondue and pineapple decorating her p*ssy.
My favorite dancers were the little tiny short haired girl who did this wonderful routine in ballet toe shoes. Also, I liked the blonde singer girl I felt she was really dedicated to the cause. You may want to take a sea sick pill before watching the older black haired woman though her quick-​change facial expressions are enough to make your eyelids flitter.

fuk chocolate on valentines day… unless it comes from a heart-​shaped box sitting atop a nekkid chics heart-​shaped box…
the boy and I went to a Hell on Heels burlesque review for the hallmark holiday…
frilly frocks and fishnets and fan dances = burlesque condensed… i just love the art of the theatrical tease… and that is burlesque… you don’t see some bleachblondjenna-​be making a raunchy bush dive for a dollar stickin out of a grease balls grill…
nope you get a sexy, silly, slow slip of the glove… from the finger tips of a voluptuous vamp… dancing and prancing… maybe a song and skit… and the fan dance… those little feathers flouncing and flirting… barely revealing…
these grrls had it gooo_​Oin ON… i was impressed and can’t hardly wait for the next show…