F Street Adult Video & Gifts

Good «movie» selection

I was looking for supplies for my friend bachelorette party, but there are few selections.
I know a lot of people come here to watch the videos in the back room. If you are a female, do not come here alone.
BTW who buys adults movies when we have the internet.

It’s all fun and games until some haggard, horny broad exits one of the on site pay-​as-​you-​shamelessly-​masturbate-​in-​public viewing booths with her pants on backwards. How the hell does one succeed in putting one’s pants on backwards?
«Courageous» as it is to heed your horniess despite the venue (in public, for instance), you needn’t display any further «urgency issues» from which you obviously suffer by making it so awkwardly apparent. Furthermore, sauntering your post-​coitus wares around the store while nonchalantly groping any object within reach, all while your pants are on backwards, exacerbates the awkwardness.
A series of thoughts flooded my head as I suppressed my «oh no, this bitch didn’t» reflex. Here they are in no particular order:
*Not going to buy that? Oh, you’re just looking around/​copping a feel? Like, on everything?
*Did you know that your pants are on backwards? Do you care?
*Can I offer you some complimentary hand sanitizer? How about a crying game shower?
*Does this purchase come with a free prescription of Valtrex?
I’m neither a Puritan nor a prude. But seriously, can I have some sort of guarantee that my prospective purchase hasn’t endured the hand-​held equivalent of third base prior to my purchasing it? Jesus.

I think its time for SEXY TIME!!! F Street has a good selection of everything your fantasies need. It’s not a very big store but they have plenty of products and good ones too! MMMHMMMM talk about love you long time…

In town for the company Christmas party the night before, my husband and I had a little time to kill before our plane left. We set out to locate this business after finding what I thought was the address off of my cell phones mobile web. (It is one and the same with the other listing under «gas lamp» and little Italy here on Unilocal.) I was unaware at the time that the name of the business was F street, and so we, and me in my high heels, after a bit of Christmas shopping for the kids set out to find the store you would rather not ask others for directions too.
I had thought the address was 751 F Street, but once there, we found nothing and I asked a valet guy who said it was a few blocks back the other direction. I then asked another couple hangin out lookin locale and they to said the same but to go the other direction.
At this time my feet no longer wished to keep up with my libido and I decided it best we return to our hotel for our baggage before having to catch a cab to the airport. We then relaxed enjoyed a cocktail and watched a disappointing end to the Cowboys vs. Chargers game.
Afterwards, my husband insisted we find the Sketchers store and buy me new tennies for my very sore feet. Then we set out to find a small carry on for our Christmas purchases, which turned out to be quite the adventure, and many blocks. Finally opting for the Horton Plaza Mall to find one, I found my self in front of F street, and it was conveniently on 4^th street, very close to the street F. Although by this time we were pushing our luck for finding a carry on and making our plane, so with a frown I followed my husband to the mall. Upon crossing 4^th Street to the mall my husband received a phone call from our airline notifying us our flight had been delayed an hour. Woo hoo, the adult store was back in the schedule. So after 5 or 6 mall stores and finally finding a $ 20 duffel bag we ventured to our destination!
The front door is covered with posters to obscure ones view of the inside and signs to notify of checking of id. The store was empty when we entered, except for Roy the clerk working there. I cruised around looking to find what I had come for and Roy was helpful when I asked that he put a battery in one or two of the Lil personal massaging devices. Having previously been on-​line in search of adult items I was able to compare prices and was pleased to find most items were about the same price or close to those paid on line. Mama got 2 toys and some slick stuff and a pocket device and we paid and set on our way to the airport. I must’ve overwhelmed the clerk with which of the items i wanted that we had put batteries in as when we got home i was missing the pocket rocket item i had gone looking for. Checking the receipt, we were not charged thankfully.
All in all it was a great adventure, I am not too shy about shopping in these sort of places, if you are I recommend going during the day when there are less people. No creepy folk there while we were, well unless we be considered creepy, he he.

Haha the second adult store I’ve been to ever since I turned 18 last month.
This store was dark so I wouldn’t go here by myself at all. It felt like how I imagine an adult store would be, selling Vibrators, Adult Cards, Porn and fun stuff for parties.
My boyfriend and I were enlighten to see a BOOB cake pan and cupcake pan shaped like Boobies ! I will definitely buy that next time for a party.
Although I didn’t buy anything when I went. I will come back for the boob cake pans and boob cupcake pans.

So it’s not on the «normal» agenda of things I must do while going home for a conference, but it just sort of happened.
Like a virgin…
Ok not like a virgin at all. Well maybe a dirty filthy deviant non…
Oh look a cloud!
We were having a discussion over dinner and well, just sort of ended up wandering over there. It was, erm… for research… for an article… yes that’s all.
I’m a bit disappointed by the teensy portion of wall that was the BDSM section.
Guys near us were talking about using the plastic phalluses for an adult fake «sword fight.»
I giggled a bit immaturely. It didn’t shock me at all and neither did it my company… nunya. Perhaps we are just both…
There’s ball gags, straps, paddles, tall go go boots and lotions. There’s a small section of toys and a wall of… phallus.
It’s not very big but the merch is spread out., no puns intended.
It’s pretty dirty inside and that’s… well I guess it adds to its charm. If it was spotless inside you would forget you were in a smut shop. And who wants to think about getting clean when the whole point of being there is because you want to get down and dirty?
It’s discreet and exactly what you would expect in a smut peddling retail establishment, complete with the dude at the counter. I did feel the stares of some of the guys around me, but I was with my [redacted] boyfriend so I that may have been why they left me alone.
3.5 stars of fine holiday fun rounded up for good measure. Now there’s something they didn’t have. get down music. Is it really that hard to stock up on some Marvin Gaye? Psh.

i got something really interesting here. penis pasta! cant wait to shock my in-​laws with a penis pasta meal. muahahaha
too bad i have no boyfriend. maybe i will have to shock your parents!

Definitely the dirtiest feeling place I have ever been to before. It’s easy to argue that sex stores are not supposed to be spotless and hold a sinful air to them, but this definitely crummy. Another ladies night adventure brought my friend and I in here to get a few giggles out of some of the outrageous penis statues because we had nothing else to do on a Friday night. All of the customers in the store were very awkward and the man behind the counter was beyond scary. We didn’t spend long in here before the creepiness sent us back out into downtown searching for something else to satisfy our evening…
My advice: Go to Hustler, or the F St on University. Much better.
PS: There are more attractive ways of disguising your mid-​remodel building supplies.

Sometimes you need to make a purchase and the thing you need to buy is only available at F Street. Well if the mountain won’t come to you, then you’re just going to need to go to the mountain.
I have three words for you: HITACHI MAGIC WAND
Ladies if you don’t know what I’m talking about, you need to get off of Unilocal and find out, right now, this very second.
Any ladies that do know the meaning of these three magical words are probably not going to be reading Unilocal.Because if you new about the HMW you wouldn’t be bothering with awkward dates in Unilocaled restaurants, steamy nights flirting with guys at dive bars or sitting through foreign movies.
If men knew the true power of the HMW, it would be illegal!

I went in with my bud after a Japanese dinner next door. They have a lot of stuff as reasonable price. The gels, oils, and lubes were less expensive than Hustler. The clerk was cool in conversation and answered our questions. There was a double-​headed, 2 – 3 inch girth, 4 FEET monster displayed behind the clerk. We asked about the price of it. It was about $ 50.00. It was less than the vibrators. Now, I don’t think its possible to use it for sexual pleasure, but I think its used as a fashion accessory. It was huge! He also explained why the store looked like in static remodeling mode. The economy being bad that the contractors are on hiatus. So everything was a mess– ropes blocking off customers not to pass, ceiling not covered, an empty video arcade. He told us that when remodelimg is finished, there will be a huge lingerie section. I’ve been to F Street stores and they are all basically the same floor design, products, and prices. Come here to get your adult stuff and tell em PD sent you.

one night, late night i should say. I had to use the Restroom so bad, so i stopped in F st. not only did he let me use the bathroom the security guard gave me a free Rabbit!!!
Talk about taking care of the ladies.
They really made my night.

F Street is a local chain of adult stores, and I think the fact that they are a chain makes them a little more accesible for people who don’t consider themselves perverts. At least there is a corporate structure behind F Street, so you feel a bit safer, and you may have heard their commercials on the radio, so it’s a little more mainstream. Inside they are well lit and clean, with products ranging from sensual to blush-​worthy to make-​your-​grandmother-​faint.
Some of you may never venture into an adult store except for a gag gift, and you will have no trouble finding some giggle inducing gizmos here. The clientele is more diverse than you’d expect, I’ve never been the only woman inside an F Street. This location has a serious parking deficiency, so expect the three or four spots in front of the store to be taken at any given time.

So everyone else is afraid of reviewing this place in case their friends see the review and think they’re sickos who love to frequent adult book stores? Big deal. You know we’re all intrigued by these places. I’ll go ahead and review it and break the ice so you can all rest easy and know that there’s some regular, educated, decent guy out there who can review F Street and feel like he still has his place in society. You’re welcome.
I haven’t been to an F Street store in years but they have anything you need. I won’t go into detail since I have some class and respect
a lot but I think you can figure out what the store has. See for yourself. Your girlfriend/​boyfriend will appreciate it.