Telly’s Service Center

When I first moved to Boston/​South End I had to get all my car shit in order. As you all know, it’s a freakin’ ordeal. I was getting tickets left and right because you have to get an inpsection, go the rmv, then go to city hall with all the right stuff to get your stupid parking sticker. So the last thing you need is some creepy dude scamming you over emissions testing. I took my car here and he said there was no way my car was going to pass. My windows were too dark and my headlight covers weren’t clear enough. WTF? Listen buddy, I just moved from Colorado, which has a higher standard for their cars and never had a problem. But, I was desperate, running late and tired of getting freakin’ parking tickets. He said he’d be able to pass me for 50 bucks, cash. I had to run down the street to get the money out of the ATM and paid the schmuck. What a total racket. I’ve now had my emissions done two other times at different places with no problem. I pass every time, with flying colors (at the standard price).
Boo!