Cabral Tours

If you choose Cabral tours– we suggest choosing a rainy day. Our best experience involved our tour guide, Kevin aka «Jiggy Poppins», giving us a lovely tour of the Seaport. He seemed to have no regard for his own safety– running through the streets while jay walking and singing– he was very entertaining and eager to please. Wear bright colors though to avoid getting taken out by a car– very exhilarating!!! Would book again.

This semi-​professional /​semi-​unprofessional tour company excels at getting the party started! I’ve booked many excursions with Cabral tours, and each one yields numerous stories that leaves you wanting more, and also many times leaves you wanting to cleanse yourself. Like a recent ski trip to killington where the tour guide owner found himself hitch hiking 0.1miles back to the rental house, and getting picked up by some sketchy coke-​head locals, or the countless nude Kevin moments that every single tour member WILL witness, such as the infamous «nakey time» on Martha’s Vineyard when again some sketchy locals gave some party members a ride home, and there was only one way to get rid of them.
Sure, there may be some language barrier issues when trying to communicate with Cabral tours and thing, but overall a very friendly and helpful experience.
A few guarantees with Cabral tours; you will have fun, bud light in a can will be present, you will see the owners junk, and the night will most likely end with ordering Chinese food «with no cat»
I can’t wait for the new «child friendly» tours starting in 2015, I’ve already got one booked to Attitash mountain!

I used Cabral tours in Playa del Carmen, Mexico, and I have to say, I was very uncomfortable. The tour guide, I believe he referred to himself as the «Portuguese Linguica», led us down strange back alleys with a Mexican flag so we could find him. After running into multiple Mexican police on our tour, where the tour guide was speaking Portuguese rather than Spanish to them, proceeded to drop his pants while babbling about the Spanish Armada and something about meatballs. The tour ended in a restaurant where he invaded the mariachi band and I think he later was arrested. NEVER use this tour.

I’ve always believed that «A picture is worth a thousand words». Well, judging by the cover photo of Cabral tours, I don’t even know where to start. All I know is, my friends and I showed up at his «office» to start our tour of the Museum of Science in Boston. We were promptly escorted to a bus «shuttle» service where the driver looked like Lunch Lady Doris from the Simpsons and demanded (in her raspy voice) for us to «shut the f*ck up» so she could listen to her «stories» (i.e.: Pebbles and Romero from Jamn 94.5).
Once at the MoS, we were given several nips of Dr. McGillicuddy and told to «keep it on the down low». It was evident that Mr. Cabral was clearly drunk cause he practically screamed that last statement in front of a throng of middle-​school children. He then proceeded to give these said school children similar nips (to quote: «These kids need to know what life has in store for them!»).
After several shots, it turns out that Mr. Cabral knew very little about the Museum, much less science. He talked about evolution and compared it to the «evolution» of his wife’s boobs (after several boob jobs). He talked about photosynthesis, explaining it was how a camera’s pictures get developed.
At one point, he escorted my rather beautiful girlfriend to the «Uranus» display (in aforementioned cover photo) and asked her to «take me on a tour, baby! I wanna go there!»)
I had had enough. I promptly gathered my friends (who clearly felt bad for Mr. Cabral) and we put his drunk sorry ass into an Über.
Of course, we got similarly drunk right after. But only after exploring the Uranus display.

For a great time you’ll never remember I highly recommend Cabral Tours. Our tour guide Kevin a.k.a Jigg slurred us through a blurry night of debauchery. Jigg left us with a crap in your pants experience that had him leaving commando.
A true crap in your pants time.

Yeah I don’t know. On my most recent tour set up by this supposedly «two star tour company» the leader Kevin kept reaching into my shirt and pants to see if my tag was crispy?! What the ef.

We booked with Cabral tours for our trip to Chicago since it was our first time in Windy City. I found the experience undelightful. Mostly because it involved a lot of walking and we weren’t allowed to take cabs. The highlight of the tour was the beer I had at the Publick house because booze. And everyone likes booze. We were also promised to see Marilyn Monroe, but she has moved. The tour involved a lot of going into places turning around and leaving. Awkward. The Willis tower looked great from the first floor never made it in the elevator to go up. I would only recommend booking him for mexico, mostly cause you’re too drunk to care about what the hell you’re doing. He also does not wear a uniform which I find unprofessional.