Bonbon Island

this place is way way way to pricy for candy. i used to come to this place alot when i was in high school. there where cheaper back then. the worker there rude. she asks very snobby and stuck up. i go to the rite aid and get my candy. cheaper and nicer people.

When I have a sweet tooth, Bön Bön Island cures it every time. Its a self service candy shop with a few other novelties for children (backpacks, purses, pens, etc)

you know those commercials where the little kid asks his or her parent «can i have some diabetes?» or «mom, can i have love handles?»? well, those parents who actually care about that kind of stuff NEVER EVER take their kids to bonbon island. why? well, its the haven for all obese kids everywhere. in fact, i think they have a room in the back where obese kids can hang out and feel comfortable just to make sure that they keep their source of revenue happy and secure in the fact that they need to eat more candy.
this place has every type of candy imaginable from swedish fish to those sour ropes that i am completely addicted to. they even have chocolate gummy bears! OMG they are so good. if you ever wanted to bribe me to do anything, you just wave a bag full of those babies in front me, and youve got an instant henchman. i’ll do anything. well almost anything. i mean, i cant like harm myself intentionally… well, maybe i could if there were a lot of those chocolate covered gummy bears. who am i kidding? everythings negotiable.
they also price by the pound, so you can load up on a plethora of your favorites and then take it home to eat it all in peace, not having to worry about the judgemental eyes of others. damn. i think im gonna head over now.