Me-N-Ed’s Pizza Parlor

Well, me-n-ed’s is a pizza chain, simple as that. If you use me-n-ed’s as your end all-​be all pie for taste, then you need new taste! It’s true. Travel OUT-effin’-side of the stupid valley, and ENJOY what REAL pies are meant to be! Don’t get me wrong, MNE’s is OKAY, for a chain, but that’s about it. It IS mos-​def NOT a top quality pie. This is the same as using «Taco Bell,» as your reference for Mexican food when dining out. Straight up. This particular MNE’s IS clean inside, and the employees ARE cool/​friendly. But, that’s it, hence the 2 stars. Other than that, MNE’s is the McDonald’s of pizza. That is my HONEST review. The following paragraph below, is for entertainment purposes only:
As a self proclaimed «Pizza Expert,» much like W.I.C.-Woman, and her sidekick, Retarded-​Looking-​Ruben-​Studdard Face-​Man, I know all about pies !! Whether Eskimo, Pizza, or Hair, pies are definitely up my… ALLEY !! Now mind you, the pies here in the U.S., are not up to MY standards, as I have trekked around this planet, on my quest for the worst school system, and finding it here !! Now, I know what you are thinking, as I AM omnipotent, «But Great One, did not YOUR very own parents shell out MEGA BUCKS for you to attend an American University ??» Simple (Jack)answer: Yes, but only because I LOVE Fresno to the point of constantly TRYING, and always FAILING, to compare it to the likes of Beverly Hills, and whatnot. Especially the AREA, (really not an area, just a shopping centre that douchebags such as myself refer to as it’s own area) known as River Park !! Oh, the glamour that radiates from CAL (S.)IFORNIA’S own Aurora Borealis, which is located in the HEART, and SOUL, of the Mighty San Joaquin, which I refer to as, «North of Shaw !!» You have NOT lived, until you have spent a night in one of the many ultra-​über-​high-​end LUXURIOUS Motel 6’s just North of said avenue, where you will definitely feel like Mariah Carey after a show, dripping with diamond-​like beads of the finest sweat known to man !! Just thinking about being her, makes me feel like MORE than a pregnant lady craving Wendy’s !! It makes me feel like Celine Dion… before her husband kicked the ice-bucket…Full of Dom, of course !! Panty-​ways, if you want TRUE Italiano pies, then Me-N-Ed’s is exactly what YOU would like… because you are NOT me, and your palate is obviously inferior when compared to an expert on everything, such as myself !! So, for the lesser, littler, people out there, which is really the rest of this world, drive on down, since you are not me with my own gold plane, to Me-N-Ed’s and have a fine tasting morsel, of what is considered the King Pizza in this semi-​fine state, which is also inferior to my Kingdumb of, KummOnnaWannaLayYa !! But, since I am THEE only TRUE Unilocaler in existence, I felt like doing you all… a favor and posting this AWESOME advice !! (but the reality is, that Me-N-Ed’s is just a phuckin’ chain people. And if you really use their pies as a comparison pie, than you REALLY haven’t had a righteous pie, for reals)

This place was TERRIBLE. One of the worst dining experiences I’ve had. Not only did it take them an hour and a half (yes, you read that correctly) to make our pizza, but they were rude to my mom and brother when they asked about the wait time. The pizza was pretty lame as well. You would expect some consistency given the fact that it was a chain. Avoid, avoid, avoid.

I’m going to make this short and sweet; the pizza is excellent, but the restaurant itself has gone downhill. They remodeled it several years back and it was a clean, family-​friendly environment. I went in recently and was put off by the trash all over the floor, the stickiness of everything I touched, and the overall lack of care for what used to be an above average pizza parlor. My advice… take out or delivery. :/

Love the pizza here and how quick they are with service. Although I do love the pizza at Me N eds, I had an incident in which I found hair. I told them about it, and they just did not acknowledge my situation.

Best place in town for pizza, orders are very timely unless it’s the weekend expect at least a 45min wait. Dining in is always clean. They do need an update on the TVs or at least placed in a better position for when big games are on. Employees are friendly for the most part, overall a great experience

I moved to San Diego but will forever miss Me-n-Ed’s. If you’re in Reedley, this is the place to go for pizza. Best if you dine in or pick up. I’ve never had an issue with this place.

One of the dirtiest places in town slow service if you call for delivery and pizza will be cold by the time you get to eat it. Soda machine is filthy.

The service is okay and the food is okay. The delivery tends to take up a good amount of time and have gotten almost cold pizza. It’s good for dine in or pick up.

Pizza is like sex… when it’s good it’s really good! When it’s just ok, it’s still pretty damn good! (I wish I could take credit for that joke but I can’t I saw it on a t-shirt…sigh… Oh well) All in all the pizza decent. That little freakin claw machine that grabs the stuffed animals really screwed me out of a buck fifty… Arrggg!

I’ve been coming to this Me-N-Ed’s for years and years, since I can remember. Mostly to pick up the pizza and sometimes eat there.
I find it a bit difficult to describe how much I love the pizza from Me-N-Ed’s. If I could think of the perfect pizza for me to enjoy it would be this one!
The bread is thin and crisp, just perfectly. I’m not into the soggy soft bread from other pizza places. The amount of tomato sauce and cheese on the pizza seems to always be just right. The ingredients that I regularly choose for my Large include pepperoni, mushroom and jalapeños. I’m telling you, can’t go wrong with that combo if you’re into the spicy side. They have an excellent large pizza deal too!
Every time I visit my family, eating this pizza is one of the things I look forward to the most. I could eat it every day!!!
This particular location doesn’t have too much seating, it is always packed when I go in but it is clean and family friendly. (Ugh, now I want pizza after writing this review). :P

I phoned in an order for 2 pizzas .I was like the tenth to the door. When I got to the front they refused to take my wifes debit card. Same name. I know the code. I have ID and they want me to go to an ATM and come back. Not going to happen. Papa Murphys was more than happy to take care of me. Next time you go in Me n Eds in Reedley look how dirty the ceiling is and the ductwork is. No longer me. Just Ed Written by
Kent N

We come from out of town to Reedley once a year, and our only dinner stop is at Me-N-Ed’s Pizza. It is a traditional pizza parlor with long tables, booths, dark lighting and cold beer on tap. The salads are pre made but still just fine. If you are in a hurry — call the order in ahead. The pizza is good — nothing exceptional — but solid. We debated four stars, but stuck with the three.

The wings are very good! The pizza is always good, but the salads and sammys are always very small, for the price I wouldnt recommend them. The employees are nice and delivery is fast, it usually gets packed out during the weekend.

VERY POOR customer service, SLOW SLOW SLOOOW! Sloppy and unhelpful employees with plenty of bad attitude. POORLY MANAGED restaurant consistently with no place to sit because of DIRTY TABLES and floors, always several employees standing around not working, being generally unhelpful, sloppily dressed and groomed, goofing around. They will watch you clean your own table with napkins and offer no help. The end of the bar is filled with employes drinks and plates of food with two or three consistently «on a break» it’s disgusting, looks filthy and unprofessional. They should at least have an out of sight break area. They have been this way for years now, everyone I meet in line is always unhappy and frustrated with this place. MANAGEMENT WAKE UP!!!
Me N Ed’s was always a valley institution known for good food and service and family friendly environment but have gone down hill for several years now. The only thing that saves them now is their $ 10 pizza. Otherwise generally takes well over an hour to pickup an order to-​go or dine in. Delivery takes nearly 2 hours on weekends and an hour and a half during the week. If you order delivery it will almost always be cold. It’s only takes about 15 mins to cook and 3 – 5 mins to prepare an order yet this is how long their service takes. It is often faster to drive to Dinuba, Sanger, or Selma to pickup an order then to deal with this place.
Several times I have been rejected placing an order if there later then 8:30 because they say they close at 9pm. They will take your order over the phone at 8pm say it will be ready in an hour and get there at 8:55 and the door will be locked and no one will let you in, or no order will be ready and they say they shut down the ovens.
Poorly ran business with careless employees with little or no supervision or leadership…

My favorite pizza in Reedley, my hometown, and always has been. Not the best pizza in the world, but it is reliable, high quality, and reasonably priced. Delivery usually takes 45−60min and sometimes slows down during peak hours on weekends. Service gets slow when they’ve got specials going on ($ 10 large 3 toppings). When I’m visiting from school, love to get a pepperoni, olive, and mushroom. The classic combination is great also. They’ve never messed up and order. Service is good when eating there.

Busy place! I’d consider it the only Pizza Parlour in town. The crusts are cripsy, Personally I love the Hot Hawaiian signature pizza… The only downsides are since its the only pizza delivery place in down it can get overwhelmed, the «rush hour» times can make delivery times unreasonable, though pick up is always do-​able!

Very good for a chain. Unique crisp cracker crust and quality toppings. Value is really good since they started the $ 10 deal. Round Table is the only chain that is even close and they charge twice as much.

Delivery is super slow more than a hour to get mine, they get the order wrong
is decent though. Also when you try to call its either busy or they put you on hold forever. lame ass service

My family thoroughly enjoys Me’n ed’s pizza. We have it at least once a week since the $ 10 pizza deal started ($ 10 for a large 3 or less topping pizza). However, now the deal is $ 10 for a 1 topping, $ 11 for 2 toppings and $ 12 for 3 topping large size pizzas. It’s still a deal though because pizzas used to be like 18 bucks! The inside of the place has been renovated twice in the last couple of years.
I would have given 5 stars but I have some gripes about this place… my biggest gripe about this place is when you call them to place an order they put you on hold right away! I guess they want to answer the call before you hang up, but I was put on hold for almost 10 minutes! After church I called to order and then proceeded to drive over there and I got there before I had a chance to order my pizza! Another one is they charge for sides now (but I guess they need to make money).