Randolph Shell

Ah, Randolph Shell. May you cascade me naked through your car wash and have your octopus washing arms caress my floral scented soaped flesh.
Friendly service inside this place, only purchased a car wash, but one of the customers (who also is a worker but was off his shift… and hanging around), gave me some good advice on how to prep my car so my antenna wouldn’t rip off.
I had also asked for change for the car wash, and they let me know I could purchase it right there. Friendly quick help!
That is the only reason I really gave it a 4^th star. The wash on it’s own… well lacked a good scrub. My car came out shiny, but all of the fallen bits from trees were still sapped onto my trunk. I was hoping for a bit more power from the jets, and a bit more drying at the end. I know the one across the street has a pre-​wash mode, but its more expensive.
From about 6 feet away though the car looks immaculate, maybe i’m just an a-​hole when it comes to automated washing (this is my first time) but I think it could of looked better.
For 6 bucks though, when I need a quick rub and scrub, this is my top place before hopping onto the highway to go gyrate at a boston club makin’ it rain on dem hoes.
Eric, OUT: drops mic: