Appalachian State University Observatory

on saturday afternoon i realized that it might be time for a new phone number. i have NEVER in one day received so many text messages from boys i used to date. first of all i HATE texting and second of all hello, i LOVE my birthday, how come they can’t text me happy birthday if they’re going to come out of the woodwork all on the same day?
and the cause of all this texting? a little university no one has ever heard of – appalachian state. as i sat crying big crocodile tears into a pint glass of beer i realized that i will never again be able to welcome the fall without snickers and shouts of «appalachian state!» and that’s all they’ll say.
5***** for playing your hearts out on saturday. in my house. damn, i have never seen it so quiet…
minus 5***** cause that miss teen south carolina, the star of the you tube watched round the world, is enrolling at your school. lol. now it’s my turn to laugh.
2**for having the power to bring all those people back into my life.
1*for causing me to seriously reconsider changing my phone number.
go appy state. even pat forde said, «We’ll still be talking about it a few decades from now.» great.
but i ask you this:
who’s the winningest team in college football??? MICHIGAN!
i still believe in the boys in maize and blue, but i’m sending lloyd carr the bill for my text message overages.