U.S. Bank

This US Bank is on 321 SW 6^th Avenue and hence extremely close to Pioneer Square, Portland’s Chinatown and Oldtown Portland.
It is a very large structure with revolving doors and a classy balcony. The lights are domed and the architecture is quite beautiful. It connects close to Pioneer Place and close to the food carts on 10^th & Alder.
This is a big branch that will be useful for various services. Although the US Bank being a fixture of Wall Street isn’t exactly overall good to customers, this bank is charming.
When I went to make a deposit at the teller, there was no line and my check was turned in at about three minutes.
The ATM is okay, but the screen was kind of buggy and I had to go to another screen rather than having the card being quickly returned.
This branch is good, but it’s bank varies.

I’ll tell you what bothers me, when someone else tells me how bad my financial situation is. I know, I live with this crap. I print off my bank statements so I can wipe my bum with them to feel some sense of power in this world. Every time I go into this dang place they give me the business man. Here’s how it goes: Everything starts off real friendly when I hand them my card, they enter my information and go silent. They tap a pen, or fart around thinking about the right way to broach the subject. Then they look up real coy like, barely making eye contact and give me the «Uh, mister T. are you aware…» Sweet jesus, yes I am aware, my mother is aware, Rumsfeld is aware, you don’t have to rub it in.
I miss the credit union. They never gave me crap, accepted my lot in life, and handled my banking transactions like I was a real, dignified human being.
Whoa! Are you using a new conditioner because your hair is glowing!
(p.s. This post got real political in the middle but I decided to delete after thinking about it. I have since vowed, just a minute ago, never to write reviews while drunk, because things can get ugly real quick. Think before you review!)