The time was neigh. Just getting out of The Home Depot and it was time for whatever meal that is that toddlers eat between 2 and 4PM after lunch but before dinner. The one that you’d try to skip and hold out for dinner if you knew it didn’t mean your kid Jekylling out into a tiny a-hole like Gizmo in water. Fortunately there’s a Taco Bell in the parking lot. I know what you’re thinking. I’d never give my 2 year old Taco Bell, but matters are pressing and exactly what could they do to a quesadilla? Don’t answer that. This is a once every 6 month scenario. Don’t judge me. Fine judge me, just know I’ve already judged you. Roll up and wait for my turn at the speaker box and order one single quesadilla for us to split. Apparently there was a whole soccer team in the van in front of me. Kiddo’s in the back seat still in full zen mode just content to be out of the house. I’m up in the front seat listening to the radio enjoying the personal space that an all legal 5 point physical restraint system offers to a parent and not having a literal finger in my eye every time I sit down while my child practices identifying body parts and stepping on my groin in order to reach. I don’t even know what happened. Time had obviously passed but I didn’t feel like it was anything exceptional. There were two SUVs obviously ordering meals for the whole family in each, but I rolled up and they gave me the quesadilla for free because of the long wait. Pretty rad. My kid got his liquid cheese injection and I didn’t even have to pay for it. We bypassed the whole tiny riot phase of the night. I’ve been to this location dozens of times and the service has always been positive, but never enough so to justify a review. There you have it. You took the added initiative to look like you care, so here’s your review! Crisis averted!
Queen B.
Tu valoración: 2 Beaverton, OR
I have been here a few times and they always seem to get at least one thing wrong. I order chicken and I get steak. I ask for soft tacos and get crunchy. It’s annoying when i’m on my lunch break and get the wrong thing. I shouldn’t have to sit there and open up every item I order to make sure it’s right.
Angela A.
Tu valoración: 4 Portland, OR
I’m only writing this review to say that Carol is just the sweetest person I’ve ever come across. What a gentle woman with a sweet smile! The food is Taco Bell, it’s the same as any other.
Leslie E.
Tu valoración: 1 Portland, OR
THE. WORST. TACO. BELL. Hands down consistently the worst one i have ever been to. The food i have gotten from them is usually lukewarm to cold. For some strange reason it also always tastes way more bland than the other Taco Bells in the area. The staff usually seem unhappy or at the very least bored to be talking to you. I will not be going back to this one… driving a little further to one of the others in the area is totally worth it.
Carla L.
Tu valoración: 5 Portland, OR
Yessir! I am giving this Taco Bell joint 5 whole stars! This TB goes above and beyond. For serious. I’ve been coming to this location for over 10 years and they have not un time messed up my order. The staff here is actually really really friendly. And genuinely friendly. They never act pissed off or irritated when I ask for my usual 10 packets of fire sauce. And they always offer me coupon deals too! I think I’ve only eaten here once and felt sick. But that’s only because I got way, way, way ahead of myself when I placed my order. Which is no one’s fault but my own. The food here is as dece as TB gets. I mean, let’s be real. it’s TB. It’s guilty pleasure, hot mess after the club food. Just know that his location is probably the best one in P-Town.