Riverside Corral

Great little place, good food and cool girls! The dancers aren't the hottest but cool. JAX was really the only hot dancer in the place, funny as shit and always just came in to see her. Glennis and Brian were cool as shit and miss them too. I haven't been in riverside in a few years but would definitely go back if Jax was ever working again!

Pretty handsy women and appear to have some big jugs. All women there have back titles also. Lap is pretty awesome in the champagne room, is pretty good, wide hip range includes Renee and Tonya who don’t seem like they would. Eventually when you’re with Wanda long enough you can go over to the water bed which is awesome too. Overall great place.

So I only come on Sundays, and it’s great. The bartender doesn’t look that bright, but would amaze you when he remembers what you ordered. He makes a mean Bloody Mary and can cook like you would not believe. Cook decent portions at reasonable prices. There are strippers here too.

crappy strip club, but then that’s why I like it. they have different girls dancing most every night. they have two excellent female bartenders, one is older and crotchety but in a good way the other is young, blonde, frisky, and tons of fun while also attentive. The food is common and simple (stay away from what you think is a item an actual cook would make). I would not lay on the floor but that’s strip club normal. nice little area for private dances. good sound system and good selection of music. I stop in but maybe you shouldn’t as I like that its not super busy.

Glynis is the highlight of this bar. It’s like some sort of Gylnis vortex you just get sucked into. I go here to stop by and say hi, have one drink and leave. I end up stumbling out 6 hours later having made five new friends and having a beer belly contest with three drunk guys on the back porch. I don’t know how this bar works, you walk in think hummm… ok just another Portland dive bar, you walk out think, what just happened to me? and when can I go back? But be warn, Glynis doesn’t put up with crap so if your a stupid drunk, this is not your bar.

Not too big on the strippers, but the staff and usual are cool and I like them. The girls are meh typically and often if feels like there boyfriend is in the room with them and its more like a girl gogo dancing naked then any amount of allure.

If you want to go to a Portland strip club that is off the beaten path… this is the one to go to! They have a great covered patio for all you smokers, pool, and a GREAT bartender named Glynis Wed-​Sat nights. My boyfriend and I come here because you can get a totally decent steak for 10.00… and it comes with generous sides! The dancers don’t bother you if you don’t want them to, and are actually pretty good looking… for the most part that is… I cant speak for them all, but most are very pretty girls! It is rarely jam packed, and there are very few douche bags/​chad-​jock types to have to deal with. Again, the highlights are…
1. Pool table
2. Good cheap eats
3. Sports TV if you need it
4. Good weekend bar staff
5. Covered patio… you can bring your drinks with you
5. Pretty girls
6. Decent music
7. Limited douchebags
8. Rarely crowded
9. Central location (sellwood)
10. Parking lot with cameras