Four Horsemen Haunted Attractions

Great haunted houses! We had visited the Fear PDX just before which was a huge let down so it was refreshing to go here after! VIP passes were completely worth it… this place was packed! The 3-​D clown asylum was SO GOOD… something I’ve never experienced in the haunted house world. The production was great and actors did awesome! Look forward to coming back every year!

We had a good time at the haunt. There were some big pros but some pretty substantial cons.
Pros:
— the 3-​D circus haunt was awesome. Really fun, colorful, and unique. We went through about 15 mins to close, so the cast members were getting silly and were quite interactive. The crowd was dwindling a bit, and that helped make that haunt (and the queue time) extra fun.
–Hill House was the creepiest one, IMHO. Not terrifying, but a few pretty solid scares.
–the asylum wasn’t really scary, but the makeup/​costuming/​props in that one seemed to be several levels above the other two. It was appropriately creepy, if not scary.
–the wandering cast members were terrific. They put up with a load of crap from the dour, negative millenials who were determined not to have a good time, and not to let anyone else have fun either.
–the costumes and makeup were really high quality. Really good, realistic stuff, for the most part
Cons–
–there weren’t enough of the wandering cast members. I would have liked to see three or four times as many. The lines were so long, that by the time we were up to the ticket window, we’d seen all the cast members several times, kinda limiting the scare factor.
–yeah. The lines. This isn’t Disneyland, guys. 30+ minute waits at each attraction just doesn’t work. And a 45 minute wait to get in the gate in the first place is just not ok. When we finally got up to the box office, there were 3 windows open– only ONE of which was taking cards. The rest were cash only. The gal at the card box was so frustrated because they had her using a phone-​mounted swipe box which was malfunctioning all over the place, and the vast majority of customers had been using plastic to pay. Not sure why they skimped on getting good card readers, and why they only had one window for plastic, but I watched several people leave when they realized how long the wait would be.
–although the lines were long, I felt a bit rushed through the haunts. That was disappointing after waiting that long. It seems to me, they need to have a set number of entrants per night. It might limit their initial take, but they’ll get a lot more return business
–all told, the price was way too much. $ 40 for two people (general admission– no add-​ons) was about twice what it should have been. The long lines and short duration of the attractions just doesn’t justify that kind of money.
Despite all the critical things I’m saying, we really did have a good time! If a few improvements are made, I could see this being a really great haunt.

Not as scary as I thought it would be. Don’t get me wrong, I was scared, but I scare easily. It was fun and I think my 14 yrs old could handle it. I would never take them to Fear PDX, too over the top. The actors were great! The sets were cool! Buy the VIP pass, well worth skipping the lines. I had fun.
Note to the staff; if you want to scare me, cannibals. Pointed teeth and bone saws. Also, if you had an actor with the group acting as a participant and they get pulled out and attacked… that would scare the **** out of a lot of people.
I’ll be back next year. Thanks.

Awesome for families with teens. They worked to accommodate our large group of 10. We had a really fun time.

We had a blast here tonight! This haunt is a class act — creepy, scary, and just awesome. My throat hurts from screaming, I got startled so many times. A+

I have already given a good review that you will find in the filtered section. Did you know Unilocal controls reviews. How fake! Lost respect for Unilocal after my review was removed as this one will be too. cant trust Unilocal anymore.

Loved it!!! Not sure why there are posts dissing it, I loved it last year, loved it even more this year! I’m not all that easily scared, but this was just right — scary enough, with a little campiness thrown in, great theming (the intro video reminded me of Disney World ride ques) – just awesome.
Be sure and get a souvenir photo at the end — ours was with the always delightful and chatty Mr. Michael Myers!

Good independent haunt!
I really liked the concept of being allowed to take your time while walking through with no rush. My girlfriend and I went together on a Sunday and I can understand the reasoning behind the lack of volunteer actors on that night (they could use some, so tell your friends), but the ones who were available did quite well (the soldier dude, and the mushroom guy). We were allowed to walk through on our own, not to mention we got to go in twice as a special promotion!
The attraction is less focused on lame rubber props that pop out (that other well known haunts use way too often…) and more so based on interaction with the actors as well as the neat tricks they developed as you enter from room to room. This haunt had the Doernbecher’s «The Street of Screams» vibe to it from back in the day, which always is a good thing. The production quality on their videos was quite professional and I enjoyed the awkward cheesy-​ness to the safety video.
Give these guys a chance and go on a Friday or a Saturday. I figure there will be more actors available, but if you want to avoid the lines stick to Sundays. Well worth the $ 10 discounted entry I found through special offers available online.

TERRIBLE !!! We went last year using a Groupon… It was so lame… they had like 10 yr old kids working there crawling around on the floor… without a doubt the worst haunted house we’ve been to… We drove over an hour to get there, what a huge disappointment… I wish they spent as much time, energy and creativity on their haunted house as they did their website… It kills me to even give them the one star.

This was amusing enough… I wouldn’t really classify it as scary but more funny. I guess I’ve just been raised in the time of scary movies and violence so now I just find anything ‘scary’ is just funny. One of the best parts was the group of girls behind my boyfriend and their reactions of terrified screams when the actors would sneak up behind them.

I thought this place was great!
Yes, there were a few kinks they need to work out, mainly pacing, but I really felt I got my money’s worth and had a wonderful time. I really hope they do enough business that they can be back for next year, and I can’t wait to see what they do with some experience under their belts.
My fiancé and I got to go through with it being just us, which meant more scares. Much better than other places where you go through in larger groups with people you don’t even know.
I would definitely recommend this haunted house to anyone sitting on the fence about it.

Though it’s their first year, you could tell how hard these guy tried. The actors we saw totally stayed in character, particularly the first fellow, who sends you off into Grimm’s Fairy Tale house.
There were a few sets that were really clever — a trash compactor room and an elevator ride that were well worth coming out for.
I’m anxious to see what they are able to do by next year when they can attract a bigger staff.
We had half price coupons from «GetMyPerks». This was TOTALLY worth $ 9…maybe not $ 18.
We posed for a group picture at the end… only $ 5 and it came out really cute. The owner even emailed us a digital copy though that wasn’t part of the advertised service… a nice touch!
It’s not the biggest, or loudest, or darkest but it was the most professionally managed one we went to this year (and we went to all of them). I didn’t get the creepy-​staff-​with-​weird-​social-​boundaries-​feeling I got at Scream, which I highly do NOT recommend.

I psyched myself out for nothing! Our friends got my boyfriend and I tickets through livingsocial but even after a steep discount I wouldn’t pay for it.

Easily the worst haunted house I’ve ever been to! The actors didn’t even stay in character. The lights were on, how can you expect to scare people if its not even dark?