Falco’s Pub

This place is home of the cheap date but also failed to tell you it will be our last date. So don’t take your first date here. Would not recommend this place for burgers waitress said patties were frozen I’ve had frozen patties before but these were pretty disgusting would not recommend this place for food looks like a good place to have a drinks I’ll give them that they do have some good happy hour drink specials

Why pay $ 12.59 for the same steak dinner at Applebees that you can get here for $ 5.00?

Love love love love love love love love. Lovely bartenders, cheap food and drinks, great atmosphere. It’s all perfect. Beth and Tony are fantastic.

The food is absolutely amazing — get the steak special and stay for the amazing drink prices. In love with the food and the staff and we will definitely be back.

Love love love this bar! I love that there are regulars anytime you walk in, that just shows me that this us a bar that people enjoy because they keep coming back! I also adore the commitment to local distillers and breweries! One of my favorite cocktails is the Marionberry Mint Julep with local marionberry whiskey and fresh mint. Tony even goes outside to pick it for me when I order! Go in, sit up at the bar rail and get to know these wonderful people!

Love this place. Close to home, great sandwiches, friendly barkeeps, big screens
for sports!!! Tony and Brian make great drinks, good «on tap» choices. Karaōke night can be a bit much, but most nights are a great place to get a few cold ones on the way home!

Well-​poured drinks and delicious, INEXPENSIVE food. This place is great and the people who swing by are really nice and welcoming.

I wanted to write a really good review for this place SO BAD!
— I asked about the daily specials that were posted on Unilocal and a paper at the table, the bartender claimed there was none (with the paper RIGHT in front of my face that had daily specials written in clear daylight) I mentioned the Wednesday $ 5 burger special and $ 2.50 microbrews he stated he «forgot to mention them» then charged me full price for everything at the end of the night.
— I HATE when waiters or waitresses charge extra money for things and are pushy to get the most expensive thing on the menu (which really isn’t too expensive… But still it pisses me off) so you’ll be forced to tip higher or look like an A-​Hole…
This place was awesome minus the service, I believe the deals posted on Unilocal ARE REAL I just got boned cause I’m an out-​of-​towner.

Get the steak!

This place has it all! Cheep food, great drinks, and a couple of pool tables. I went to this place on St. Patricks with my lady, and never regretted it. Also, the server is riot!

AWESOME!!! I really enjoy coming here its a chill bar. Brian the bartender is cool really chill to talk to. The price for drinks is good as well. It shares the same building as the strip club Mystics. So as long as you don’t mine that its very laid back place to hang out with a group of friends after work or old friends to catch up.
Highly recommend this bar.

Love this place. Killer food, cool staff. They have awesome Diamond pool tables. The patio is now open.
5 stars!

One of my favorite neighborhood bars. This is a «everybody knows your name» kind of place. Their prices are extremely reasonable for drinks and food. The owner, Renee, really knows how to keep this business alive and welcoming.

Love this place! This is our home base and our go too whenever we don’t know where to go. It’s a comfortable environment and the staff is very nice and friendly. The owner is awesome! She and everyone makes us feel like family. Food is pretty tasty too! :)

Where to begin… Falco’s ROCKS! The staff are all amazing, the drinks are strong, the food is delicious (and cheap!) — seriously, you have to try the pancakes.
Every time we walk in here we are treated like family. The bartender (Brian) remembers our names and drinks. The KJ (Tony) always makes sure we have a great time.
We love Falco’s!

Last weekend I spent a quick minute at this establishment. I was a immediately intimidated when the bouncer made a rape «joke» comment about my girlfriend. And then someone, whom I assume was the bartender named KJ, high-​fived him and called me a «queer» under his breath.
I felt extremely offended. For one, rape in NEVER funny. I actually know someone who got raped and this is extremely offensive.
And secondly, who high-​fives still?
Keep your senses with you. I have a feeling they will sell roofied drinks to whomever asks for one.

This place is a great place to stop in and grab a bite and some drinks. Our friends love to karaōke, so this is a good option for folks who like that sort of thing :)
The barman is INCREDIBLE. He was very on top of things, and actually helpful with suggestions regarding food, beers, and cocktails.

Not bad as far as bars attached to strip clubs go. Good value for a late night dive, but full of frat boys and deafening music. The bartender pours stiff drinks though and the food hits the spot.

This is our go-​to on weekends. The bartender is the coolest person ever. He makes us our own special cucumber ginger drink called the «Red Carpet». Ask him for it, you won’t regret it.
The $ 5 steak and fries is a win every single time. I’ve never had it taste bad. Sure, it’s no Ruth’s Chris, but its a pretty damn good steak for five bucks.
Whether we get drunk or stay sober, every time we go there the quality of food, drinks, and service is consistent. The place is easy to miss since it’s adjacent to Mystic strip club, but totally worth every single penny and minute you spend there.

There are quite a few reasons why I was ready to dislike Falco’s Pub.
For one, it’s on the wrong side of 205. Don’t get me wrong, living where I do, I spend plenty of time over there, but aside from a few destination spots, a lot of non-​ethnic food and drink options over yonder don’t rank so highly.
Second, it’s attached to a strip club, Mystic. The name and sign for Mystic have always kind of turned me off. Also it’s location east of 205 makes me suspicious (even though I’m kind of a fan of Club 205).
Third, it looks too… corporate. I don’t really know any other way to put it, but it looks like a too-​clean Irish sports pub that’s part of a chain. You’ll know what I’m talking about when you see it.
But guess what? Despite all of these things, Falco’s is not half bad. It’s actually decently good, in fact. Good for what? A sports bar… something that the Portland scene sorely lacks. There are too few decent sports bars in this town, and so many of them are dirty, dingy, too-​packed, too-​expensive, or whatever. When my group of friends is trying to find a place to catch a popular game, it’s either «get there crazy early,» «settle for less» or simply watch at someone’s house. But Falco’s has a good collection of TV’s, a decent selection of spirits (could be a tad bit better), pool tables, and it’s clean enough without having that TGI-Friday’s corporate feel. The bearded homie who works here definitely isn’t rocking any flair, but he’s also friendly and welcoming.
Oh, and at halftime, there’s plenty of «entertainment» next door. Plenty.
I have yet to try the food here, but am glad I decided to wander on in during a random Saturday afternoon east-​of-​205 pub crawl to check the place out. Having a Unilocal deal ($ 12 for $ 20) is not bad either. Especially since you can use it on booze.
I would definitely come back here again to watch a game.