7-Eleven

Better than Getgo’s which isn’t saying much. But a better than average convenience store with above averages gas prices. When you need a slurpee this is the place.

My friend got lost coming from the Strip towards the South Hills. I’m not the best direction-​giver, and she can be a bit flighty, so we ended up going through Downtown, then through the Fort Pitt Tunnels. One wrong turn later, and we were headed for Greentree.
«Keep your eyes out for a 7-​Eleven,» she sez.
«Why?»
“I need Farmville points. I’ll buy a Slushee.“
Social networking games are some kind of drug, aren’t they?
I decided to sit in the car and wait, until I saw that they have Sarrissssss chocolates… sarrrissssss…compels…
I walk in this cute little brick 7-​Eleven, and it’s clean, not rinky-​dink at all. We’re both greeted by a young tattooed rawker gal. Again, this is more evidence that urban subversion is coming to the South Hills suburbs. I thought I was in South Side for a sec.
«Where’s the Sarris stuff?»
«Right in front of yer face baldy!» Rawker gal points to the candy, my face turns red, she chuckles like a truck driver.
Two bucks for a Sarris candy bar! I got one possessed by caramel.
Sarrissss…doesn’t discuss pricesssss… you just want Sarrisss… will do anything for Sarrisss… ssssoonn…there will be no more 3 Muskateersss, Butterfingerssss… Milky Waysssss… they will all succumb… to Sarrisssss…
See my Sarris Candies review for a dire warning. All that is of the light is in peril… we must unite…