The Pit Enterprise

I went down there last Saturday looking to get a new power band for my ’92 CR125. This guy Donnie helped me pick out the best one. He was a rad dude and had a plethora of knowledge on how to make by Factory Team Peak CR125 rip. Well, I went out to Canyon MX last night with new Pro Circuit power band. Dang son, this bike feels like I gots a nitrous kit on her. She’s so fast, I almost won practice. I can’t wait to go back to The Pit this Saturday and actually buy a nitrous kit. Watch out 125 Beginner Class! I’ve got my main man Donnie at The Pit backing me know and wow bra, it’s on like Donkey Kong! Just wait till I gets me some TPE Suspension. I’ll be competing next year in that there Red Bull Straight Rhythm against some colored kid them folks call Bubba. Ain’t know one with the name of Bubba gonna beat this Canadian on a Factory Peak CR125 w/​PC Power Band, Nitrous, and TPE Suspension. Keep yo eyes open and look for me #111. Because being number 1 just once ain’t good enough. Eyes be number 1, three times mofos! See yo momma at the racing stadium, cowgirls!!! ing, ing, ing!