Bar Bandaid

First off let’s not forget YOU solicited my business Mr., Mr., Mr. Handyman. With your blue collar swagger, professional flyer and oddly shaped thumbs. «Anything you need. I can do?» So when I showed you my project (replacing a restroom stall door… don’t ask) you said you could do it. Then you showed me your portfolio. Cool! A handyman with a portfolio. How Hollywood. Nice work. You do a lot of construction of cabinets, woodwork and such. Great. You seduced me. Let me show you my server station that needs a makeover. «I can do that! I will call you tomorrow with an estimate. «
Cue the Jeopardy theme song. Tomorrow became the next day. The next day became next week. Yadda yadda yadda! So I’m doing what any red blooded American would do. Unilocal your tired ass. You heard me Mr., Mr., NOT so Handyman! So there.
And really. What’s with the thumbs?