Planet Earth

You know what place I love more than America? PLANET EARTH.
There’s just so much to see here! I’ve had the pleasure of visiting North America, Asia, Europe, and Australia. One of these days I hope to make it to South America, Africa, and maybe even fly over Antarctica!
I try to maintain a good relationship with Planet Earth, but I must admit it’s quite challenging. I recycle my soda cans, paper, and plastic bottles regularly, and when possible, my clothing. (Thanks Grow NYC!) But sometimes I’m guilty of wasting resources like water and food. The fact that I love to travel also makes my carbon footprint a bit atrocious.
But while I’m here, I try to enjoy it as much as I can. My favourite destinations created by Mother Nature include Colorado, New Zealand (South Island), and Phuket!
As for the inhabitants of Earth, the humans can be tricky. Some are good, some are bad. The animals are pretty dope, but they can be jerks sometimes.* Insects? Don’t want, don’t like!
This place gives me food, shelter, clothing, and life. I can only hope our generation and the generations after us will feel a responsibility to look after and conserve our lovely planet!
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It won’t let me check in. It says I’m too far from planet earth to check in, so ill review it:

It’s awesome.

Sometimes, you have a great experience and no matter where you go or what you do –things are excellent.
But sometimes, things are not so rosy. In some dark corners of the Earth, things are bad or getting worse, and misery and squalor are the rules of the road.
I Unilocaled the moon a while ago, and peeked into my iTunes to see what Moon songs I had in the old musical library.
I had fun with that, so let me do the same for Earth Songs.
I have the following songs with the word «Earth» in its title:
Earth Angel –The Penguins
Earth Blues –Jimi Hendrix
Give Me Love, Give Me Peace On Earth –George Harrison
I Feel the Earth Move — Carole King
Last Night on Earth –Green Day
Not of This Earth –Joe Satriani
Little Drummer Boy/​Peace on Earth –David Bowie and Bing Crosby
Salt of the Earth– Rolling Stones
I have the following albums with the word «Earth» in its title:
Down To Earth –Joe Brown
Earth to America — Widespread Panic
First Impressions of Earth –The Strokes
Earth Wind and Fire’s Greatest Hits
Not of This Earth –Joe Satriani
Unearthed –Johnny Cash
The Earth does good work –it has inspired some pretty good, and a few great and timeless song titles and music.

Last night my nephew wanted me to write a song parody for Earth Day.
Considering what this earth has been through, I could only think of this right now.
I like that Unilocalers created and reviewed this. Pretty cool that Earth is in Pasadena, I like running here and eating here.
I give earth 4 stars, it is inhabitable but so many natural disasters, climate change and deadly sharks, idk maybe 5 stars for all the beauty, lets keep it beautiful.
Song parody of Keith Martin’s 1995 song «Never Find Someone Like You»
Earth you take my breath away and then I’m on planet two
I’d rather be here on you, baby forever
My all belongs to you, cause I’m on top of you all the time
And how I love your grass and lovely weather
I polluted girl and I made you cry
Coal and nuke power destroying the sky
Forgive please, I need you so bad
Don’t faulter now, you’re the best world I’ve had
I’ve never, I’ll never find a world like you, I promise it’s true
No I’ll never, I’ll never find a world like you
Earth I love the way that you are, Earth, I won’t, no I won’t let you go
I could scour the universe, and I would not find another earth
All I have is a landing on mars and a dream of the star in you
A gentle morning sun, want this forever, oh oh oh
Trash landfills must be hurting, so we need a recycling thang
Drive our hybrid cars, baby together
Backwards conservatives show you no love
But my love for you, I will never give up
But every season, mountain or road
I love every view and I can’t let you go
I’ve never, I’ll never find a world like you, I promise it’s true
No I’ll never, I’ll never find a world like you
Earth I love the way that you are, Earth, I won’t, no I won’t let you go
I could scour the universe, and I would not find another earth
Love you style, tenderness
Earth, I won’t let you down, won’t let you down
Earth, I will never find a world that compares to you
Never find any world
I’ve never, I’ll never find a world like you, I promise it’s true
No I’ll never, I’ll never find a world like you
Earth I love the way that you are, Earth, I won’t, no I won’t let you go
I could scour the universe, and I would not find another earth
I’ve never, I’ll never find a world like you, I promise it’s true
No I’ll never, I’ll never find a world like you
Earth I love the way that you are, Earth, I won’t, no I won’t let you go
I could scour the universe, and I would not find another earth

«A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…» A little planet called Earth. Population 7 billions Homo sapiens and trillions of insects.
Today is earth day, and is your birthday. Earth is beautiful planet again this is kinda speak someone who live here and not from other planet, maybe our ancestor do from mars. that’s different topic haha.
Earth is facing very tough challenge ahead, mainly because we human are taking advantage of mother nature, taken more than it can handle. Global warming and pollution is still a debate, but one thing certain if we don’t do something about it soon. It will be devastated. There’s just so much resource to go around, advancement of technology, medicine, and improve education all this had make greater demand on earth resource.
Yes, there’s a Unilocal for Planet Earth too. To my surprise that some Unilocaler gave mother earth less than a five, perhaps you should move to out? Mars one way ticket is your option there.

Not too bad. a little rocky. The weather on Mars is so much better.

This is the best thing on Unilocal!Gotta love mother Gaia!

It’s a living.
Not too sure about the company it keeps, makes it quite crowded with everyone trampling on it. Hopefully it’s made of sturdy enough stuff. Time will tell.

Effing skanky low life bitches hang out here.
As per Bob’s request. This is just the usual spiel that I say while waiting for the green light.
Which is true. It is a double edged sword. Low lives take advantage of other peons here. Mother nature rattles them up but they seem to be resilient of her spankings. Those bitches are stubbornly good which is awesome for experiments. The good ones are found on the outer parts of the continent.
The middle part of North America is entertaining. The extreme coasts of North America are edgy and progressive bitches. They are way too fast for us to use as a specimen.
The Asians are polar opposites like the Americans but they all live together so it’s hard to pull out who’s dumb and who’s edgy.
More to come,
Aliens.

How could you rate it any less?

A bit crowded, a lot of the people hanging around are pretty annoying, but overall, decent. You’d be hard pressed to find a better spot nearby.

Mostly harmless.

Don, you totally stole my idea (even though you thought of it first).
Planet, I wanted to wish you a HAPPY EARTH DAY!
Thank you for all you’ve done for me. I know I haven’t always been the best to you, but you know I care, and you know I want to get better.
MY COMMITMENTS TO YOU ARE AS FOLLOWS:
Today, I will not eat meat until after 5pm (I am having left over burritos, what do you want me to do, throw them away? Then I’d be wasting), I will unplug all appliances and electronics I am not using, and I wish I could commit to not driving today, but I’ve gotta pick up a bridesmaid dress across town, so I will limit my driving to only that one place, I will walk to the rest, and I will breath in your fresh air, and I will admire you.
Hey, stretch goal, if I have time. I’ll take a stroll through forest park.
Thanks earth, and thanks God for creating this place. Job well done!

This joint has been around for a long, long time. Some say 6,000 years, others much longer. I tend to fall in with the latter.
I’ve been frequenting the Earth since I was born, and for as much traveling as I have done, I’ve only seen a tiny fraction. What I have seen of it is very, very impressive. I would definitely recommend it to everyone. It’s worth visiting, for sure.
No reservations are necessary, there’s enough seating for everyone. Prices and quality of food vary depending on location.
Now, in America, we only dedicate one day per year in recognition of Planet Earth, and to me, well, that seems kind of silly. Without the Earth, we would be nothing. Literally.
Show some love people.