Kum & Go

I’ve never had a problem with this Kum & Go. It’s big, new and even has a «kitchen» where they make pizza for those so inclined to eat «fresh» garbage from a gas station (speaking from experience here).
I’m usually here for gas or to pick up a couple miscellaneous items on the way home. They do have basic groceries (excluding produce and fresh meat of course), but expect to pay a bit more than at a grocery store.
While I was hoping for more than a gas station and a Family Dollar to go up on the old Baker’s lot, this Kum & Go is a big improvement over it’s old location at 66^th and Blondo.
Don’t forget to grab a Shaq energy drink.

Oh… I’m going for it on this one. Why the 5 star review for the Ejaculate and Evacuate? Well let’s run the gauntlet of awesome. They have Super Charged coffee (complete with more caffeine for the kids), they have the little Stokez additives that give said coffee MORE caffeine, they have the Shaq Sodas in stock (it’s real) and most importantly… they keep a healthy stock of those Butterfinger peanut butter cups. Well they have had them each time I have gone there. Test you luck. Plus… the place is clean so there’s that little bit.
That Butterfinger part does it for me. Sold. Stamped and shipped. This place could have a few dead hookers locked in the men’s bathroom and I could care less. Give me coffee and the Butterfinger peanut butter cups. Hell… the whole store could be piled with dead hookers, the shelves themselves constructed out of dead hookers, rigor mortis hands outstretched, holding bags of beef jerky. As long as the peanut butter cups and coffee flow, I’d have no problem navigating a sea of dead hookers as long as the piles of dead hookers didn’t impede my capture of my butter cups. Now I know some people may have a line drawn in the sand on how many dead hookers is too many but for this location I implore you to cross that line. For the Butterfinger peanut butter cups.
But…this place is not covered in dead hookers. It’s rather clean and dead hooker-​less. The service is friendly and not ashamed to be there even if it was full of dead hookers. I know D’Brickashaw, the Ex-​Wife eating T-​Rex, would agree with me and my stance in the existence of dead hookers and how it would not sway my review to the negative. This location is good to me and this is my review. As for the Butterfinger peanut butter cups, put them in your facehole!!! Eat up, Minions!!!
(PS.This place is not full of dead hookers.)