Aspen Ridge Extended Stay

I think a picture of an actual dump would do it justice. This place doesn’t look like anyone has been in it since the Reagan administration. Greeted when I walked in by cob webs. I then found the culprits of the cobs webs when spiders and other little creatures ran past me. Sorry PETA but I killed them. For a non smoking room this sure smells like a dirty punk rock basement show. There is a fireplace in the room which is accompanied by burn holes in the carpet and ottoman and anything else near it. The water tastes distinctly like pool water. This feels like the kind of place they would send you right after you get out of prison to get yourself back on your feet. If I every come back to Nebraska I will be sleeping in my car if every other hotel around here is full and this is the last place left. Congratulations aspen ridge you have somehow shattered the relatively low expectation that I have about hotels.