Angelus Apartments & Hotel

seriously, if you move in, expect to hear frequent, heavy breathing outside your door, as the resident manager is a mega voyeuristic creep who will almost openly spy on you. he doesn’t actually do anything productive for the building, but he will pace up and down floors at 3am like Ahab on the top deck.
the other night i was taking trash out to the dumpster in the back-​alley, and all of a sudden he emerges out of the shadows of a doorway, watching me. he claimed he was «just getting some fresh air.»
he’s been known to return panties girls «left» in the dryer by hanging them on their doorknobs.
he will also tally the amount of people you have over and tell you if you’re over the limit by leaving a cryptic note on the door, and this at 3am.
the building is very old so has character and antique charm but that also means moldy and breaking down. don’t expect reliable heating. super hot in summer, super cold in winter.
really only live here if you enjoyed having freaky old men follow you around and mumble incoherently at you at weird hours of the night. which i know is some of you.