Hymie’s Shopping Center

Cheap
tacky
practical
and useful
Hymie’s Shopping Center isn’t a shopping center but a large gift store. Yep, some people would call it a typical tourist trap but it’s actually a lot more than just tacky trinkets.
Sure there is plenty of junky stuff and usual touristy things like stuffed toy lobsters., crummy t-​shirts with ridiculous things printed on them, cheap plastic mugs, refrigerator magnets and various ornaments but the store is a good place to find useful beach items too.
If you take the time to sift through some of the crap you can find sunglasses, beach chairs, sandals, hats, beach toys, umbrellas, suntan lotion and other things that you might need but probably forgot to bring to the beach.
It actually is a fun place to poke around because there is so much stuff packed into the rather large store. Nothing really expensive in here, most of it is cheap and expendable but that is usually what you need on the beach. Cheap and tacky and useful and practical. If you need it on the beach you will probably find it in here.