Southwest Airlines Flight 326

Although I had to deal with hordes of Raiders fans descending Coliseum Station’s stairs for the first preseason game and although I had to deal with an overcrowded AirBART bus and an AirBART passenger who wanted to make a big deal about how polite he was to another passenger in a way that almost led to a fistfight and although I got to the airport way too early and even then with all this time to kill I called Comcast three minutes too late to cancel my service, flight 326 was very relaxing.
It was jam-​packed, but I got a window seat despite a high number, and the crying and screaming kids stopped crying and screaming soon after takeoff and didn’t start crying and screaming again until most of us were off the plane. And the flight attendants were funny, not just corny, but funny. On time from gate to gate, and baggage claim was fine as well.
Yea, yea, yea.