I’ve been online all day trying to escape Weiner… but then I show up to a room filled with Wiener. The 15th Annual Webby Awards where ladies you do get noticed. Maybe I should have wore(RED) maybe not… Do you think Lisa Kudrow needs more friends now that’s its no longer 1999? I check in #foursquare with 7 others… And hour later it’s swarming. And according to @dens acceptance speech I just saved a kitten! Groupon is breaking out of the gate. Think I can get a discount on that gate? Dan Savage is special(does anything get better than that)! This is getting FUNNY if you don’t like it leave, ORDIE… I want a Vespa… I am going to write a review right now… LIVE! Attraction, oh yes Attraction. Look that up on WebMD. MarthaStewart thinks it’s a good thing! I think my shoes are lost on these Internet types… Geek can be chic, just not as chic as Anna Wintour. Build me a computer out of Lego and I’ll check out all these peeps later. Maybe we’ll become twitter friends #IWNY Or maybe I’ll just watch them on YouTube… My Hidden Heroes, We’ll SKYPE about that later, Add me! This food is yummy… I like the(Tech)crunch this brown thing has. I’m about 99% on top of getting more drinks… Team Coco is having the same thought! I Mash(able) my way over… Have you meet TED(.com) I need a MINT does Epicurious have that? Unilocal wins two times… and two times is worth 5 stars! «Try stealing this content Google.» #webbys After party *drops mic*