Penthouse Executive Club

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Yes, a review for a strip club. But this is not your ordinary, «strip joint.» The best way to describe it is with one word: «Class.» From the moment you arrive and are greeted by the doormen/​security (these guys are huge!) to the front desk and coat check, you already feel pampered. There is no lack of handshakes and assurances that, «If there is anything you need, let me know.» The ladies are all absolutely beautiful and most importantly, NOT pushy. If you’re not interested in their company (and I can’t imagine why if you’re there) they move on. Personally I love getting a neck and back massage. These ladies have the strongest hands and make stressful muscles feel tip top.
The other great part of the Penthouse Club is Robert’s Steak House upstairs. (See my review for that)

I think I was either there a) too early or b) on an off night. Our waitress and dancers were nice enough and very kind. They were entertaining and definitely kept the guys in our group very happy. It was a quieter night and the drinks were stills super expensive (despite catching part of happy hour) but then again what do you expect when you’re there. :)

I’m a regular frequenter of this place or, rather, I should say, I used to be. This is the only place I go to that I always see the same girls, same faces, day after day. While it’s good, in the sense, that I always feel welcome, it’s nice to see some new girls. Every «regular» likes to see new faces every time. I like to spend and hour or two in one of their private VIP rooms and many of their regular girls have become almost snobby where they come around you for only your pocket. If you don’t give them a certain amount of attention (and attention I mean money) they turn on you real fast. A newer girl might need to make money, but she’ll be a little more genuine in spending time with you. And it’s always nice to see some new faces. This is the only club that I rarely see that. Makes me wonder if they keep the same washed up girls BC they want only girls who do «a lot» for your money. If I was looking for that sort of thing, there are services I can call, and trust me when I say of been offered to meet outside this club and their prices are even higher than some top of the line girls in these escort services, for much less time an escort would spend with you. I like spending time with a gorgeous sweet girl who seems genuinely interested in me, to a certain extent of course, they are there to make money. I’ll still return to this place, but not as often, and especially not until they do some hiring. They did recently, but I haven’t seen the girls I was seeing there for a bit, so I’m not sure if it was an off night, or they’re gone already since they’ve been rather slow. Other than that, it’s very high class and you get your money’s worth because the girls are gorgeous.

Average looking women with bad breath who try to scam you for money — Probably why this place was completely empty on a Saturday night. Steaks were good though.

Eh, Penthouse is alright. Went for a friend’s birthday last month and had a pretty good time. First thing you will notice is that Penthouse does a great job of presenting itself as more upscale. The staging and seating arrangement are far above average for your run of the mill strip club.
We went on a Saturday night and to say that the club was empty was an understatement. The issue is, they have a ton of space but not enough customer’s to fill it.
Drinks were priced as expected, but what do you really care about? The girls, of course. The girls were average, nothing spectacular, but nothing to write home again. The gogo dancers were hotter than the main stage dancers. I have no idea why, but I often find this to be the case. The girls were decently friendly (oh yeah, I was in a group of 10 girls and 1 guy), but I would have expected more to approach us. The managers were attentive to my group and that is always appreciated.
In all honesty, I probably won’t go back here.

Very rude staff ! The guy at the door short looking Italian guy is sooo rude and disrespectful .
Avoid this place ! Why the attitude? lol. There’s so many clubs don’t act like this is the White House to get in

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— Very nice establishment with plenty seating, walking space
— Ladies are very acrobatic, they put on a fantastic show. I felt badly because the fellas were sometimes into their food and drink to notice the main stage and tip appropriately. I think some of these ladies deserved more than they got.
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— Our waitress, Victoria, was A+, we never wanted for anything
— I didn’t feel harassed by the models, into purchasing lap dances
— The turnover is high, each model dances on the stage for about two and a half songs.
— I like how they put the rookies on stage in the beginning, and the ladies get more prime time as the night progresses
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— This place is great, if you like fake boobs
— I think they tried to cater to many peoples desires. I believe there were a variety of ethnicities for one to take interest in.
— Clean bathrooms
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— Not enough bartenders to accommodate high volumes of people
— EX-​PEN-​SIVE drinks, but I guess typical for manhattan
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— A (female) friend of mine purchased a lap dance, the dancer told us that she must refrain from caressing the breasts or buttocks because that was considered harassment. This lovely lady has been spoiled. The places I’ve seen in the outer boroughs, caressing breasts and buttocks is standard practice. They look at you funny if you DON’T do that, lol.
— Another friend in our group got profiled at the door, he is hispanic, but wore a polo shirt, jeans, nice sneakers and got accosted for the dress code, meanwhile nonhispanic people were inside wearing the same thing. I think they only let him in because at 7:30 pm on a Wednesday, this place was pretty empty

I’m updating my review here as I came last night for their 11^th Anniversary party and had a great time with my friends. There was an open bar from 8 — 10 with strong drinks (anything under $ 21) and passed hors d’oeuvres which were tasty (though I am sad I didn’t get to try the lamb chops. They never made it to us at all. Lol). I had the same cocktail waitress as last time and she remembered me (hey Valerie!) and was very prompt with refilling drinks and checking on our group. I would definitely come back for a bday celebration or a regular night.

Nice building. Awkward ass walk-​in. Strippers making you feel mad uncomfortable when you’re walking in. But the cashier chick was very polite and outgoing. The strippers were fucking beautiful but no one came through with the clutch just the «massage therapist» who gives you a really good massage but rips you off at the end. $ 20 per minute of the massage. Fucking rip off. This chick ain’t even tell me ’til at the end. Fucking rip. Oh and don’t ask for water, it’s like $ 7. Not tap water. Came here on a Saturday night at around 150am. Seriously so dry and dead!!! Nothing but 10 guys and me in this big ass club.

A Unilocal review for a titty bar? Who has time for that? You’re probably thinking.
First of all, ME I have time for that. Please see all of my other «titty bar» reviews.
Second of all, HOWWWWD up. This ain’t no titty bar, my friend. This is one swanky gentleman’s club, and Robert’s is one fine restaurant nestled gently in the bosoms of oh so many different types of dancers.
I had the utmost pleasure of being invited to a Unilocal event hosted by Robert’s last week at the Penthouse Executive Clurrb, and let me tell you. it was hands down the best strip joint I have been to in Manhattan, and I’ve seen my fair share of Manhattan stripsicles.
I honestly don’t know where to start, and I must admit I wasn’t expecting the treatment that I got upon arrival. I figured that hey, there is a big crowd of clean cut people who write reviews for fun (haha right! Shut up, hater) chillin with 2 hours of free food and booze, there is no way that these ladies aside from the staff are gonna be cool with this.
WRONG. They were more than aight with the whole thing girlfriend. My guest and I arrived a little late, total party foul on our behalf’s, but were greeted warmly by not only the doorman, but the coat check staff, bouncers, and owner of the establishment. And escorted to the Vip section and before either of us had remember to blink while watching these ladies werk the pole, we had drinks in our hands and food on the table.
Aside from the excellent service, that continued all night, even after the event was over (just because the party’s over doesn’t mean the party’s over… am I right?) the MC was on point and hilarious all. Great music and commentary.
Penthouse had an eclectic mix of women– something for everyone. Sassy, sultry, bootylicious, bewbilicious, insane pole work, and my favorite loligagers as well. The schedule for the night called for some fun pinup and burlesque acts as well which mixed up the vibe a lot and I thought was a nice little bit of added charm.
Looking forward to my next visit, asap.

This place is a joke. The place is too exquisite, for me. If you don’t make at least 100,000 a year, don’t come here. If you don’t like wearing suits to stripclubs do not come here. If you don’t like watching rich, old white guys, getting 10 lapdances for $ 10,000, do not come here. If you don’t want to pay $ 55 for a streak do not come here. If you don’t want to pay $ 15 for a Budweiser and $ 3,000 for wine do not come here. If you don’t enjoy listening to Billy Joel’s Piano Man, in a stripclub, do not come here. What’s crazy about this place, is that the strippers are not even good looking. They were arrogant and rude for the most part. One of the worst stripclubs, I’ve been to and I have been to a lot of them, as you can see. That is saying something.

The premier executive’s gentlemen’s club of NYC. Need I say more? Robert’s Steakhouse is upstairs by the Champagne Rooms.

They made stripping classy and added on some quality steak and lobster. Beautiful, sweet dancers and tasty food. Fabulous, well-​heeled wait-​staff. Food makes me happy. Boobies make my male friends happy. PERFECT.
Lovely lighting. Sexy, clean atmosphere where one can dine upstairs with a view of the large stage downstairs and two smaller ones upstairs. While one stripped on the main stage, some girls danced on the small stages above her in futuristic gold g-​string bodysuits with flaired shoulders. A Rihanna-​esq style.
i found it interesting that the dancers wore long beautiful gowns and all moved in a slow, sensual style. There was NO POLE!!. Slow songs played (no top 40 this night) and a dancer would appear on stage moving langourously around, sliding off clothing. Even the lap dances contained the slow movement. No bumping and grinding.
We dined at a table before before moving to a more loungy area (also with a great view) to relax and enjoy our drinks. A cute masseuse came by and gave my friend a great neck and shoulder massage.
Dancers became more forward as the night progressed and we found some very interesting to chat with. Being a female patron, many dances were purchased for me. Everyone made sure I was made completely comfortable.
I even scored a sexy long dress like the ones I had complimented. i will be waiting for an event that calls for it…
Nicely done, ladies. Nicely done.
It struck me as a place one would take out-​of-​town clients to entertain and look like da ‘shit. Maybe because I saw a lot of businessmen, it’s pricy, classy, and has naked women you can beckon over to sit on your laps while you talk biz. Or however that works…
Also fun just to come with a group of friends.
Truly one of a kind.

I recently brought a new friend to be entertained here. I choose this club, because its my understanding, the Penthouse is suppose to be the best talent in NY and features an upscale setting. My friend is a member of the black card club, I knew he wouldn’t want anything but the best. So, I did feel a little stupid when we walked in and the club itself made me feel like I was in a bad 70s movie. Def not high-​end, sexy, classy burlesque. More cheesy, slutty, low rent looking ‘strip joint’?
Some of the girls were very, very beautiful and perfectly proportioned, but the majority didn’t speak english, and my client was a little dismayed, that he couldn’t talk to the girls, nor could he touch them. So we kinda sat around just staring at each other and nervously laughing. It was a little awkward even for me, haha…
We did find two superstars, Hot girls in their mid 20s, perfect bodies, spoke just enough english. We all went in a private room, no games, no drama, we all had fun. One of the girls did try to go in my clients pockets, and I knew he didn’t have any cash, so I wasn’t worried, but I did think that was a bit trashy for this sort of place.
Mo was our host. Hes great to work with. Honest, helpful, no games.

We’re looking for adult entertainment club to go in NYC and found this one in high rated on Unilocal.Therefore, we came to check out.
It was so quite on friday nite around 11.30, may be too early there. We got seated in front of the stage and no adm fee to get in.
As the other Unilocalers mentioned, the drinks are extremely expensive! $ 20 for 1 gin and tonic plus tips on top! Wow…
The dancers were nice and friendly. Few dancers came over to chat and asked to dance with her. Of coz, we couldn’t dance…
Anyways, it’s nice place to check it out.

Prologue:
What to do on a Saturday night when casual bar conversations with cute nyc girls just won’t cut it? Hit up a warehouse full of strippers with your drunk buddies.
The 411:
Lots and lots of adult entertainment-​esque looking dancers… i.e., big jigglies, small waistlines, borderline muscular thighs, re-​constructed everything… head to toe. Drinks were expensive as expected.
Epilogue:
The place and the experience were just ok. And by just ok, I mean, you’ve got to work much harder to get a bunch of my $ 20 bills, girls.
Much harder.

Exactly what you would expect in terms of slightly overpriced steaks and slightly overrated girls. I personally prefer Flash Dancers over this but wanted to try the steak house with a bunch of guy friends.
It was definitely entertaining. FYI the Sauternes were very reasonably price outside of the 50 dollar steak price tag. Sides are good in portions.
Saturday the girls were okay. i would say 3 out of 10 were actually hot and there were a lot of girls who were way pass their prime age for stripping. It is very convenient to have the lap dances right at the table. The massages were great, can’t complain.
I would say if you want to come here for the special treatment definitely expect to drop some money at the champaign room. probably about 800 — 1000 a pop so expect to spend big. if you don’t want to spend big then go to a slightly more local establishment for your fun. You’ll get more bang for your buck, literally.

The girls are really hot. Expect to drop a lot of money. The dancers are extremely, extremely friendly. I mean women are drawn to me naturally, so I’m not sure if you’d have the same luck.
And I’m not joking. The steakhouse is great. Very expensive, but the food was well prepared. I recently fulfilled my dream here. I always wanted to have a steak in one hand and a stripper giving me a lap dance in the other. This was achieved. Having said that, I will never eat at a strip club ever again probably.
Bottom line: Hottest strippers in New York. Most money you will ever spend at a strip club. If you’re charming and decent looking, you’ll get far. That last sentence is just good advice in life really.