Hoyt/Schermerhorn Hot Dog Cart

This cart posts up right outside the A/​C/​G entrance every weekday afternoon, serving hot dogs and kebabs. The guys are pretty nice; I very much prefer being called «boss» to «you idiot,» which is what I get at home.
Now, I have to admit that it’s pretty weak to have pictures of chicken gyros on your cart, and not actually serve chicken gyros (I’ve learned to stop getting my hopes up that one day they’ll actually have ‘em). However, I’ll never turn my nose up at $ 3 for a juicy, flavorful chicken kebab on a pita with some BBQ sauce. It’s a cheap, tasty lunch, and I eat it more often than I’d care to admit.
If you are going to hit up this cart, two things:
1. I happen to live extremely close by. If you see me run out here, unwashed and half-​dressed, don’t get in my way. Chances are I worked through lunch and I’m hangry.
2. Do NOT give the woman who sits on the bench all day every day any money. You will incur her wrath. One sorry, misguided gentleman got screamed at recently:
«Do I look like a FUCKING BUM TO YOU?»