Forest Hills Bakery

I was so excited to order a pussy cake for my friend that I forgot to exercise good judgement. What I received for my $ 170 was a sorry specimen of a cake. The cake was delivered with the quote written on a piece of white card board and poorly constructed. What was just as alarming was the comments I received after I lodged my complaint, well you signed the contract was one and you sounded excited about the purchase was another justification for the poor craftsmanship. Perhaps I have a higher standard but when what is shown in the advertisement does not match the actual article, something is wrong. Of course I am not going to have any return of my money because that is their policy. Oh well poor judgement yields poor end product!

You guys were absolutely amazing! You made it very easy on short notice. Thanks for making us all laugh. It was worth the price for the look on the bride’s face.

My friends and I were looking for an erotic cake for my friend’s birthday and came across Erotic Cakes USA. The reviews on Unilocal were iffy but this was the only place that answered my phone calls so we didn’t have another choice. I was a little skeptical but my friend needed a cake.
I had the pleasure of speaking with George. I gave him a guideline of what my friends and I were looking for and he added his own extra suggestions and tips. The cake came promptly and it looked amazing. The cake was a bit on the pricey side but was definitely worth it.
At the event when the birthday boy opened the box and saw it, he loved it and so did everyone else. Everyone was laughing and taking pictures and on top of that, it was delicious.
I’m not sure why there are so many negative reviews but I had a wonderful experience ordering from Erotic Cakes USA and will definitely do so in the future again.

Absolutely the worst of the worst companies. I have never felt so threatened and so taken advantage of in my life. I had a last minute request from a client for a popout cake. I called and spoke with George. However there are other names such as Aaron Rosenberg involved with this company. You can never talk to anyone in charge and you can never actually go to their place of business. Btw I highly recommend investigating that this company has no real location (go ahead and google map it), they wanted wire transfers for which Western Union cancelled with me as they said this company had too many fraudulent notices. After discovering this through Western Union I cancelled the order and and that point the company which was only holding my credit card chose to charge it. Due to the ridiculous no refunds text on their crappy hand written contract I was charged $ 1500 — and received NOTHING. The BBB, Unilocal and whomever else needs to help put this company out of business.

I ordered a very cute penis cake for the best friend’s bachelorette this past weekend in New Orleans. The cake turned out so well! I could not have imagined it better especially with me calling such short notice (the week of). It was beyond everyone’s expectations tho no one knew I had ordered it. I worked with GEORGE who was absolutely helpful, passionate, and caring. He stayed on the phone with me thru the whole process and even talked me thru everything that I specified on the cake!
I know specialty cakes can get pricy so the price is the only reason I took off one star. Though some of the price was split between 10 girls I know the price can be much but the bride to be is like my sister and knew at the end of the day is totally made the weekend!
I again cannot express my thanks for the work GEORGE did on it and the details that were added as per request! He truly made is unique by added the groom-to-be’s personality with the musical notes and the ring! It was definitely an amazing cake that i think all 11 of the girls will be talking about for a while including the bride-​to-​be and the groom-​to-​be as he got many pictures sent to him of it!
I don’t know how to add a picture to my review itself but I’ve added one in the phot section. It is the picture of a male’s bottom half in boxers with his anatomical part peeking out. His face was very detailed as was his shorts with the musical notes. The little ring on his finger was such a cute addition that all the girls got a kick out of!
THANK YOU AGAIN GEORGE!!!

This is the second time I ordered a bachelorette cake from erotic cakes USA, which operates out of the forest hills bakery. The first time I got the cake in NYC and the second time it was in Key West, and baked/​delivered by a local bakery that they work with. Both times the cakes came out perfectly and they also tasted really good! All the girls loved them. There are weird reviews below about this being a scam must be old/​not relevant– don’t worry.

Avoid!!! Even if you need a cake the next day !! Truth is, it’s impossible! If you’re trying to order a fancy cake goto a legit spot and plan weeks ahead. I don’t want anyone to experience what I experienced.
Unilocal needs to get to this business and fine them for all the fake reviews!
Forest hills or erotic cakes USA or something they’re the same company if your dealing with a guy name Aaron. I ordered a «butt cake» and it was $ 185 plus tax it turns out to be $ 230. I originally wanted it to be del on a Friday but I called back 5 mins later to change it to saturday instead. MF charges me $ 20 and says «it’s their store policy» It’s a complete bullshit. That made no sense but what can I do? Nothing. $ 250 for a crappy ass cake, literally. didn’t even eat it bc that was how bad it was. The butt came out alright, but if you were to get any other fancy cakes I doubt it’ll come out right. Dont get fooled by his nice attitude in the beginning bc he is a high profile schemer!
The payment was really weird. You have to sign some bs «agreement» for no returns etc. He asks questions like if I had a boyfriend, and even asked for his # then he would suggest to deliver the cake to my house! Told him twice noooo! Send it to the restaurant. He then calls the bank and had chase on the phone with me to confirm my cc info. By this time I already know he’s seriously working from his home and this is not a legit store.
I Unilocaled forest hill first and I told myself to avoid this place but somehow erotic cake links back to this spot!!! So I was reading all the reviews and it sounds like a nightmare, I called immediately to cancel but he says it would be $ 100 to cancel then changes his mind to $ 200 to cancel the cake. WTF LITERALLY. unprofessional.
I’m sure people tried to cancel before and he heard it many times, he’s very professional at telling you too bad.
& I agree with the other 1 stars, he prob gets his friends to give him 5 stars. btw I had two back up cakes because I knew this one would be a fuck up! UGHS!

Jocko J. You are so on point with your review. Myself and a friend recently 7÷17÷13 ordered a cake from Erotic Bakery USA. WHAT A SCAM ARTIST AARON is. Take note he also has posted fake reviews here on Unilocal. We specifically asked for a light skinned black male penis, which he in turn called caramel. No problem there right… wrong! What we got was a straight white male genitalia whose balls were totally not in portion to the rest of the organ. We were told that it was not possible to get it exactly the way we wanted and that he had no control over it (this changed after the fact, later he stated that it was only a matters of food coloring being added, that he had no problem adding more… DUH!) We knew that, but why didn’t you.
The detailing sucked, lack of stitching detail (he told me that that was a minor detail that he could come to my house and fix). What makes you think I want you in my house for something that should have been done on your business premises, not that I believed you would have done it. Seams in places there shouldn’t be seams (top right hand side and lower left size of picture). The bands detailing DID NOT match in coloring, smudging in the crotch area, design flaws in the size and penmanship of the design label. And the hips were uneven… REALLY! Not to mention the cake itself tasted as if were like cardboard, it lacked moisture and taste. There was way more hard frosting (from being pre-​frozen to long) then cake itself, layers were not evenly portioned.
When my friend and I called and told you how disappointed we were, you at one point asked me what would I like for you to do, that you had made 18 other cakes and everyone else was happy. I in reply ask that you return some of the money (discount) on the cake, at which time you sharply stated «No, we’re not going to give you any money back on a cake that was perfectly delivered to you». You then said «your not even upset» because I refused to handle the situation in an aggressive manner. Here’s my response to that statement Aaron. How does my anger look in black and white on a national website that services everyone. I am sick and tired of people like yourself doing shoddy work and getting paid well, enough is enough. I have once again learned a valuable lesson at the cost of $ 275 not including the outrageous delivery charge, but hope you learned a bigger one.
THIS CAKE AND BAKER WERE BOTH SUCH DISAPPOINTMENTS given that this cake was for a good friend who’s day we wanted to make special, having already suffered many disappointments throughout the process of her special event. Thank you EROTIC BAKERY USA/​AARON (The So-​Called Baker) for further messing things up. Your lack of honesty and professionalism have been noted. By the way, you might rethink how you do business, I work for a very large business with over 500 member in one location alone and word of mouth spreads like a wildfire in Arizona and I promise you I’m gonna do my very best to pass the word along of you and your business’s lack of integrity. Do the math Aaron $ 275 times the possibility of over 500 member giving you their business is now lost. I promise you this. If you don’t know how to calculate, that’s $ 137,500. I am now satisfied with my purchase.
P. S. The business cards you taped to the box are in the trash!

Holy Cow! I ordered a cake from this Bakery and whoa what a shlong. One black ball one white, I was so confused. Also pink pubes, have you EVER SEEN that?! Further, when I faxed my order in for a large penis cake to feed 10 – 12 people the only response I got was a duck masturbating giving me a sly wink. The deliveryman showed up in a golf cart and wouldn’t even stop, I have to run after the golf cart and litterally wrestle the penis cake from his hands!!! I know that erotic bakery business can be rough, but this is like the WWF of erotic bakerys.

So at the last minute I decided what a bachelor party that I was helping to throw needed was an erotic cake. There is an erotic bakery in downtown Boston but their dirty cakes look pathetically simplistic and couldn’t feed the number of people we had coming. So I searched around and found that these guys could delivery and that many of their cakes looked incredibly detailed. So I coordinated with them to get a very specific cake (a girl with a Canadians jersey ripped open, you can see the cake here
). I was a bit worried about how it would turn out but when the cake arrived on Friday it was PERFECT! It was a huge it at the bar (other people were taking pictures with their cell phones and laughing) and the bachelor LOVED it! Was definitely the perfect end to the day of debauchery.
That said there are some things to be aware of:
1.) The website looks like it was designed in 1990 by a drunk blind man, which makes you feel like it might be a scam, but luckily it wasn’t.
2.) The order process is very manual (requiring phone calls, emails and signing invoices).
3.) It is likely you’ll get a call from your credit card company concerned about fraud because of the business name (and you might have to explain that charge to your significant other if they look at your bill)
4.) While our cake came out perfect, they apparently use local bakeries which is why you see the HUGE variance in cakes on their website. Thus the wide review differences that you see (with someone people loving it and some people talking about crap cakes)
5.) The cakes are expensive, but then again you’re getting anatomically explicit cakes so you’re paying extra for being a perv.
6.) The cake while impressive looking was definitely just meh for flavor (although that might be because the bar served it right from the fridge instead of letting it warm up to room temperature), but lets be honest you’re paying for the looks and not the taste!
Overall if I have an future events where I need an erotic cake these guys will be my first call.

THESE GUYS ARE GREAT!!!
The other day I woke up and thought, it’s my friend’s birthday. she needs a cake with male genitals on it. I googled «erotic cakes» and found Erotic Bakery USA. I was a little shy when I called (bc it’s not everyday you ask for a penis on a cake) but the guy who took my order was super helpful and walked me right through the process. They’re very professional and thorough– they triple checked my order to make sure it was right and had it delivered to my friend’s bday without an issue. They took care of everything from conception to delivery.
The cake was fun, tasted delicious and was enjoyed by all. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND you use these guys.

All I can say is they are simply the best ! Here’s the deal I live in LA and my buddies birthday party was in vages the next day. Not only did they get the cake there for dinner is was flawless. I will only order from them you will not be disappointed
Levett

I was looking for a cake for a friends bachelorette party. Went to the website, tons of great photo options. I ordered a cake from them about a 2 weeks before I needed it. They were very professional on the phone, asking good questions about exactly what I wanted. Got all the info and emailed me a copy so that I could double check. Everything looked great so I sent it back. The day of delivery, they called and checked in several times to make sure it was delivered on time and in good condition which it was!!! The cake turned out perfectly what I asked for and tasted great too! Would totally recommend them to a friend or use them for another party!

As you can imagine, this isn’t an everyday type of cake one needs. But holy crap am I glad there were helpful reviews on Unilocal!to help guide me towards Erotic Bakery. They were VERY professional and didn’t care about the timidness in my male voice.
I did a last-​minute penis cake for a friend’s bachelorette party which I wouldn’t attend but wanted to donate a gift– so I needed precision since I wasn’t there to facilitate. Erotic Bakery coordinated the dropping off of the cake at the bar my friend was going to and handled all the paperwork right over the phone (you will need to sign and fax/​e-​mail back a copy of the order form). Ordered the day before the event; approximately 15 hours before the event, no issues.
Ask for a picture when the cake’s done baking, they’ll text or e-​mail you one!
I’m told the cake itself was delicious and looked excellent. For reference, I got the white skin, male organ shape laying on cake, tux, bow hat, «no secretion». Filling was vanilla in a chocolate cake. Sorry, don’t have a picture as the females tend to not share bachelorette party pics with anyone outside the event… but they swear it was awesome and the 1 far away pic they sent was too obscure to post.

I called over the weekend to figure out where this place actually is, since the address listed on Unilocal is actually the UPS store. I spoke with Aaron, who was very helpful and advised me to check out their website to get a sense of what they do. The website is full of photos!
I was thinking some XXX cupcakes would be fun for work but I need to seriously think aobut this, since the photos on their website are p-​r-​e-​t-​t-​y explicit.

This operation is a scam, rip-​off, and a hassle. Here is why:
1. Hassle to complete the order (10 phone calls and several faxes later to complete and bill the order). Last time I checked when you give your credit card info to somebody on the phone it should not take 8 more phone calls to deal with a fax confirmation.
2. Cake barely looked like what we ordered and saw on website. The cake we received was supposed to be a penis, but looked like a standard rectangular-​shaped slab. A penis is not rectangular so even the basic shape was not even done correctly by these amateurs. A group of women sitting at the table next to us came over to the table and had to ask what the cake was supposed to look like. It was that bad.
3. Cake arrived in a box not big enough to hold it so it wound up being partially squashed when it arrived.
4. Delivery to my hotel was a hassle. Had to play phone tag with the delivery person who barely spoke English. And then I had to go meet the guy in the lobby which was not the «delivered to your door» that I had expected and payed for.
5. Price. It was a total ripoff for an average-​tasting cake to cost $ 225. I would say the cake was worth maybe $ 40.
6. I was told by Aaron (the man who I ordered from and played phone tag with also) that I would receive an email confirmation of the cake but did not. Instead they faxed me a barely-​readable scribbling of my order.
7. They must be spending more time on crafting fake reviews on Unilocal than actually providing a great product/​service because I am shocked at the positive reviews here. Their website (which is a disaster) claims they have made cakes for this celebrity or that well-​known person/​group. I find that hard to believe.
8. Cake was far too big seeing as I ordered a cake for 4 and was delivered somebody else’s cake for «10». If I wanted a cake for 10 I would have ordered one but Aaron explained that «well, now you will have plenty for everyone». Turned out that the cake could have fed 20 people. Big hassle carrying this huge cake to the restaurant.
I can think of much better ways to spend that money, and being in New York City is no excuse to gouge customers like this.
Avoid these clowns and save your money.

Ok, so a couple of years back I decided that for Mother’s Day I was going to get a breast cake for the women in my family and reference their «breastinality» (pechonalidad in Spanish) and I decided to call up these guys to help make this possible. Not only did they deliver a great looking cake which fed more than enough people, they delivered the cake on time, and they only charged me $ 20 to deliver the cake into Manhattan. After that, I have recommended this place to many folk in need of erotic baked goods, and none have been disappointed.
The price is alittle steep but the cakes are delicious and well crafted.

A dear friend of mine turned 30 over the weekend, so I had to get something special given she also eloped with her girlfriend recently. I ordered a female torso with boobs and sexy lingerie, with a message «breast wishes!,» and it was just perfect. Provocative yet tasteful (I didn’t want something too vulgar) and tasty (the cake was really delicious and many commented on how yummy it was — perfectly moist, not too sweet with layers of icing not too thick or thin), the cake made a great conversation piece among the party attendees, not to mention the Bday girl absolutely loving it — she saved one breast to take home after the party.
What I really appreciated was that Aaron (the sales person whom I dealt with) was helpful and very thoughtful: when I forgot to place an order, he called to remind me. When I wasn’t sure what to order, he made suggestions that were helpful, i.e., letting me have chocolate and vanilla icing half & half. When I changed my delivery option and time at the last minute, he worked with me and made it happen without being difficult. It was overall a very nice transaction; the cake arrived totally on-​time; and Aaron called to follow-​up! I will definitely order again. Highly recommend this place for a cake that will surely help create unique Bday memories!

I was all geared up to get my friend a lovely cake for his birthday, but it seems my mission has failed. Their website looks like Geocities threw up on Angelfire in 1998 and they never worked on it again.
Anyway, I called to ask how much a cake would cost, and they were incredibly surly and unpleasant. I guess the erotic cake industry is a stressful one, but they shouldn’t take it out on those of us who have to work up the nerve to order a vagina cake.

*Update* 2008; I love the fake reviews lol…
DO NOT order from here… ever. Even if you needed a cake in 1 hour or your life depended on it, just take your life –it will be less painful than getting a cake from these people.
I ordered a 3 dimensional breast cake (I put the picture in the pic section) with fudge,
medium skin tone, vanilla cake, and chocolate mouse filling. I received something a 5 year old could do. The mold could be used for making a really bad impression of a penis, a butt or some breasts. It was flat, not the skin tone I wanted and the nipples looked like dog feces (see photo). Also, have you ever seen a woman wearing a lace bra with her nipples poking OUT through the lace? Ya no.
The cake itself was pound cake with no fudge except for the little bit they used for decoration and had white cream inside, not chocolate mousse.
I called Aaron to complain and he was very friendly (he is probably used to this) and promised to send me a better cake. The second one was even worse. It also was not the flavoring I ordered (it was hazelnut cream inside with the same yellowish pound cake). I also had to go out to the delivery guy’s car and get it from the backseat myself because I was told they won’t come to the door (wtf?).
I really wanted to surprise my friend with a good looking breast/​torso cake – but I ended up being out $ 205(!!) and really embarrassed and stressed out. I felt really cheated and disrespected.
Erotic Bakery is a scam –do not waste your time or money here.