Joe’s Variety

Many of you know that I used to have a bit of a weight problem.
Joe’s Variety was a MAJOR contributor.
Located just around the corner from my old stomping grounds, a quick pick to mommy Jeffrey’s pockabook or a quick sweep under a couch cushion, I was able to make some purchases at Joe’s.
Skittles: varieties from original to wild berry
Chocolate: milky ways to twixes, snickers to kit-​kats
Pastry: Swiss Cake Roll or Apple Turnover, how ’bout both?
Drinks: Hmm, I’ll have a DIET coke. Why drink your calories, eh?
*Mom when you read this (cuz I know you will), you will learn that I secretly would stuff my face here after school. But I think you already knew that since I was shopping in the MEN’S section of Filene’s at age 9*