Metro News Adult Book Store

Oh man. Y'all. This place back in the 1990's was so much fun to go to after going bar hopping getting drunk then going here when it was Metro News XXX adult super store. On the first floor they had an adult sex shop and in the back they had several private video booths and some had glory holes and others had big enough holes between them for having some great gay sex. Downstairs they had another adult sex toy shop and more video booths and even if I remember correctly they also had 2 quite large movie theaters with lots of seating. I had fun both upstairs and downstairs with some really hot ass guys I had anal sex with so many hot ass tops and oral. It was so much fun. Too bad these places got shut down. There was also the Purple Onion out on Nolensville road where I had lots of hot guys screw me hard. Then Nashville began to change around 2005 and many were shut down until they all were shut down. In 1990's I had the best times of my life when Nashville was still cool and awesome. Too bad the wives of these hot ass men who I had all of them and more inside me for hours almost every night. It felt so good especially with a great beer buzz and sniffing poppers and I'm disease free and always have been. They should definitely bring these places back with the video booths with holes in the walls between them so we can do this fun sex stuff again. Nowadays Nashville is a bore.

I haven’t been to a lot of pornography stores, let me state that first. I’ve been to Metro News or as it’s called now «Miranda’s».
I’ve been here over the last few years, I’ve never purchased anything (I’ll get to that later), & I’ve always come with friends that want to «look around». The location of the store is right off the interstate. It’s in a not so nice part of town, so if you are looking to visit, be safe.
The store itself is large. At one time, there was a downstairs that had more merchandise, but I’ve read they had to close it off for some reason. The store has a large assortment of DVDs, toys, oils, & accessories for the bedroom. I’ve never purchased anything here because the prices for the products are marked up so much. You can find a lot of the stuff online for cheaper. Some of the merchandise has a used look to it. I don’t know if it’s that they’ve had the products for a long time & people have picked up the boxes over & over, but the boxes have wear on them.
All in all, this is a fun place to look around for 15 minutes with some friends. If you’re in the market for any of the products they sell, you really should just look online & order from there, because it’ll be a lot cheaper that way & the products won’t look used. If you are there just to look around with friends, they don’t allow pictures.

I forget the details of why I was here the first time, but was with a friend who wanted to go here. I remember not looking at anything much and leaving pretty quickly.
I was 20 when i next went here. A group of friends mostly made up of co-​workers at the mall I was working at had a regular meet and hangout tradition and one night the place where were were to meet was closed. The suggestion came to go to Metro News.
I remembered the first time I was there and exactly how beet red /​embarrassed I was. I explained that these kinds of places didn’t really do it for me and was informed in no uncertain terms that these kinds of places didn’t do it for anyone we were friends with, that this was just a place to go and browse and realize how absolutely vanilla and normal I actually was.
Kind of liberating thought… I went with an open mind this time, but pretty much was a bit nervous as I still held to the notion that only «those people» go to these places (I was a judgmental little guy). I went in and was overwhelmed by the sheer size of the place. 2 floors of everything to freak out a 20-​year-​old-​ethical virgin.
After a while my nervousness switched to amusement and then to shock and laughter at some of the things there. I’m told I let out a Unilocal when I discovered the Emma Ewe black plastic inflatable party sheep. I don’t know.
A year or so later the manager where I worked is now working at Metro News, my store goes and visits him a few times. If you take a look at old metro news peepshow tokens and any video game tokens, you’ll notice they’re the same size, we purchased in bulk sometimes around the holidays as several thousand dollars worth of tokens would wander off. I spend a couple of hours on the job there, which is extremely too much time.
At some point they pass a blue law ordinance that says if more than 50% of your stuff is adult then you have to close down at certain hours. Metro news buys a hundred thousand comics and puts in a furniture store downstairs and steps around that law.
This place, it’s seedy. The employees are nice, but the atmosphere is that of a warehouse-​sized porn store. If you’ve got a fetish my bet is they probably have a selection of magazines and videos that touch on it and perhaps some clothing or attachments that may be required. I’m not sure if the theater is still downstairs, but this is one of those places you had someone on mop duty, it still has that vibe. You can also find a selection of «tobacco» smoking paraphernalia Man, I can’t wait to smoke perfectly legal tobacco from a glass pipe.
The furniture store still amuses me greatly though. It’s worth a look-​see during daylight hours. The place is very unsafe looking after dark though.