2 Goombas Pizza

We order the smallest 1 topping pizza and a sandwich. It was 32 dollars! Ridiculous price and food was awful. No sauce on pizza, maybe 1 pepperoni on a slice. The sandwich was an Italian with no cheese and hardly anything on it, and the bread was hard and chewy! I would NOT recommend this restaurant.

NOT 20″ PIZZA!!! As it states on menu. The owner should look at the bottom of the box he puts his pizzas in clearly states 18″. Pizza fits in box loose so there is another 1 inch of pizza gone then there is 2 inches of bare cracker style crust before the sauce begins then another inch before the cheese and toppings begin. So it is essentially a 14″ bland pizza with very skimpy toppings. This is just a place for tourist bringing coupons not knowing they are getting ripped off.

Being mean isn’t in me, so I’ll just be honest. We went in the place with a
coupon. Nowhere on the coupon did it say it couldn’t be used for take out. When we arrived, the waitress/​cook stated that they typically don’t allow them to be used for carryout. I stated I would tip fairly, at this point it was decided we could carryout. She continued to prepare our food when one of the owner’s came in from smoking and pulled our pizzas out of the oven, asked if they were mine. I said yes, the owner saw the coupon and said, «we don’t allow carryout for those coupons.» I said, we already spoke with the waitress and stated we would tip her. To which he stated I don’t care who you are, I then responded, we’ve already agreed to tip for service. He «quietly agreed. We were offered drinks, but they aren’t covered on the coupon and don’t count towards food. Obviously, we didn’t want drinks with takeout. When we got home and actually opened the pizza boxes we were shocked. I feel bad for the business because I think they can no longer afford to put adequate amounts of cheese and sauce and toppings on the pizza. It was dry, and about half crust and half sparse covering of sauce and cheese. I took a picture of it, but because the sauce is so sparse, the crust is most of what you see and it almost comes across looking like cheese. The people were nice enough, but the business practices were really poor. My kids wouldn’t even eat the pizza when we got home. It took my dog 10 minutes of playing with the crust to decide to eat it. I’m sad to say that at about $ 20 a pizza, it is in all honesty the worst pizza I have ever eaten. Spend your $ 5.00 to get a hot and ready Little Caesar’s Pizza, just don’t go here… unless you really like crust…

Any and all pizza including frozen grocery store pizza is better than this.
It’s basically tasteless. No cheese. Water down sauce. It’s just really bad.

3 pizzas with multiple toppings for about $ 60, reasonable. The crust was thin, crispy, and not bad, but there was way too much of it in comparison with the toppings. We ordered extra cheese because we always do, but if they put extra cheese on it, I’d hate to see it without. Likewise, the other toppings were sparse. The crust rim was 2−3″ all around. The taste was fine but nothing to sing about. I would not get this pizza again.

Went there because another place had a long wait. Ordered a chicken parm, calzone and two orders of chicken fingers to go. Took about 45 minutes before we got the food with no apologies for the long wait. Food was decent, but you don’t get what you pay for.

I’d rather chew off my pinkie than eat there again.
Like many others, we were headed somewhere else but it was closed for the 4^th of July and this was in the same vicinity.
We walk in and everyone looks pissed off. My dad thought it was a local place and they hated out of towners. We wish! We sit in the last bench and my mom hits her head on the fake chimney that protrudes over the table. Totally her fault because so many places have fake chimneys to hit you in the face. My dad orders a bud light and the guy says we are lucky as that is the last one. First, who admits that with a neon bud light sign in the window? Second, it is 8 on a Saturday! I ask for a coke and the guy says Pepsi ok?, I then ask for a dr pepper and we are all set. Next I know, the guy is pouring my Dr P out of a two liter into a cup. They literally have a see thru fridge filled with opened 2 liters. Question. Does this qualify you as having a contract with Pepsi? I mean if you are going to just buy 2 liters and sell cups for profit, would it hurt to buy a little variety?
The family next to us looks so mad and we can’t figure out why. Then a lady comes over and says, I know you’ve been waiting forever but we messed up your pizza and had to throw it away. What?! I have NEVER been to a pizzeria that messed up a pizza to the point of tossing it. The guy is so mad, I think he’s about to explode and I quickly deduce this isn’t the first strike against 2 goombas. My little son tells me he has to go to the bathroom and I escort him in. As expected the toilet flusher makes a complete 360 when pressed and after three tries with no flushing I give up. Man, are we lucky someone hadn’t dropped a present in the famous 2 Goombas non flush toilet. While I was trying, I was holding my son back so he wouldn’t get a look at the big spider under the toilet looking at me that clearly didn’t build that huge web in an afternoon.
Return to the seat and I figure it all out. Everyone (about 10) in the restaurant looking pissed are not pissed at anyone but the staff. Some new staffer shows up, cigarette in hand and asks a family what they ordered. They reply with the added we have been waiting a long time. I immediately see others shake their heads in agreement. I feel like I’m watching a live version of national lampoons vacation. Family next to us finally get their pizzas and father takes a bite and throws it down in disgust. WAIT? They got both pizzas they ordered and my question is did they ruin both or did they fake the whole thing or did they decide no pissed off starving family would only want one pizza while we fixed the other. While my restaurant neighbor is about to go postal, the guy brings our plates and surprise! He’s one short. I decide I’ll wait for the extra plate to come after we tell him.
30 mins later and I ask for refill. Guy takes my cup and disappears for 15 mins at least. Family next to us is done and husband tells staff he’s not paying for the garbage they are passing off as pizza. Cigarette man shows up out of nowhere and asks him what’s wrong. He says the pizza is raw and I can clearly see he’s right. Again I’m pondering the strategy at play, we burned their first so let’s give them ice pizza to completely confuse them. Now I should probably admit I have never made a pizza in a pizza oven but it seems like the cooking process should be down pat after 20 years of trying. Why 20 years? Because as soon as the pissed off family leaves the cigarette man says, one mistake in twenty years and they never let you live it down. We must have been privileged because we saw two mistakes on one family on our first visit.
After 45 minutes our pizza arrives (how come at every pizza place in Greensboro when you call they say it will be ready in 15 minutes?) after my first bite I inspect my piece because I’m so intrigued on how they got cardboard to look so much like pizza. As others have said, I think they take frozen pizza crusts, poop their toppings on, and serve undercooked. The Hawaiian pizza had exactly one piece of pineapple on each piece. I was kinda shocked to see more than one piece of pepperoni on our meat lovers. Up until this point, I have been sharing plates as mine has never shown up and to help wash this garbage down, a drink would be nice but my cup never returned. Around this time I see the guy who took my drink 15 mins ago sitting at the counter watching Rocky on the tv. When we ask for my drink he says my bad. When we ask for my plate, he responds I thought I gave you four. He did but as we had five in our party, I can only assume he was trying to Jedi mind trick us. Well played sir.
Everyone hated their pizza but as we had waited so long, we begrudgingly ate until we were full. Pissed off customers, spider attacks in the bathroom, non flushing toilets, raw pizza, yellow salt in the salt shakers, disappearing staff, attack chimneys, and as we left we saw the Jimmy Walker autographed picture from Good times. Avoid!!!

Nice sized business but the food leaves a bit to be desired. Being from Jersey I feel leaves me with high standards when it comes to quality pizza. but nevertheless we ordered a medium pep pizza which came out hot and pretty quick. The menu price for the medium is 10.95 but with one single topping jumped to 15.55…I obliged because we were starved. After getting the pizza back to our room I find that they totally skimped on the pepperoni and the basic cheese. There was more red sauce than anything else. The bread of the pizza like someone else mentioned is reminiscent of a soft breadstick and a bit salty and garlicky. Overall I doubt we’ll return the next time were in town… I’m sure there are others in the area that have a better handle on authentic northeast pizza.

I live up the street and order pizza by the slice and their lemon pepper wings… pizza is good but the wings are AMAZING!

We walk in, sit down, order our food and enjoy the television.
We sat at a wooden boothe in the, the table was sticky, but nothing I wouldn’t expect from a pizzaeria.
We ordered a 20in pizza with pepperoni and hamburger, and I must say, it was fantastic! We also ordered wings with our meal, and they were average at best, not really that good at all. But, I’m a harsh wing critic!
Overall, a good dining experience.

We called from the road to pick up a 20″ supreme pizza. It was hot and ready when I got there to pick it up. $ 28 for the pizza, which seemed a little more than I expected. Good quality ingredients except for the mushrooms — great big things from a can, yuck! The crust was good tasting of butter and garlic. I did not rate it higher because the pizza crust was pretty soggy, a tough pizza to eat. It has a very thin crust. The supreme has a lot of vegetables so that might make more water that soaks into the crust. Much better the 2^nd day when we reheated the leftovers. It’s in a strip mall, GPS didn’t get us to the place and it took some hunting around to find it.

Small pizza joint with couple arcade games and couple tvs. Pizza was pretty good, it was good enough to where I wouldn’t be mad if someone wanted to go back. But it also wasn’t a pizza that I’d consider anything special that you can’t forget. Good tasting tho.

Pizza was delivered quickly by a courteous driver, the pizza was reasonably priced ($ 21 for a large extra cheese and pep)
The crust did have a salty taste to us, but was a large serving and was better on the second day. We will have it again next year when we return to the beach

Great stuff! We ordered two 20″ pizzas. One with meat toppings, the other with veggies. Everyone in our party thought the pizza was great! The crust was really good. Reminded me of eating a bread-​stick from Olive Garden. (Don’t expect it to be exact, but that’s what it reminded me of.) We ordered ours to go and took it back to our time-​share so I can’t speak to eating in the restaurant. We go back to Myrtle Beach every June, this is our new «go to» place for pizza!

Me and some friends spent the weekend at Ocean Sands down Arrowhead and wanted something other than seafood that was relatively cheap and no wait. After seeing the menus and prices at Rossi’s and the steak place next to it, we came across 2 Goombas Pizza. There was hardly anyone at the tables dining in, but they seemed to be doing a brisk take-​out business.
We ordered a large half Hawaiian/​half pepperoni/​sausage along with cheese fries app. The fries were plenty bland, and the cheese just a clump of mozzarella on top, so that wasn’t very good. The pizza was better with a unique garlicky crust. Not the best pizza I have ever had, but satisfying and acceptable.
They also offer a variety of sandwiches and ice cream, so chances are you will find what you want for an affordable alternative when at Myrtle Beach.