Rimi Security Systems

Got my alarm disconnected by Brinks. Called to figure out what was going on.
Archie: So my alarm is turned off, what happened?
Brinks: Well, you didn’t pay your bill after your contract expired so we disconnected you.
Archie: Oh, ok, so how do I turn it back on?
Brinks: You can’t.
Archie: What do you mean?
Brinks: You have to sign a new contract and have a tech come out.
Archie: Oh, ok, well the reason I didn’t pay was because I am moving soon, like in one or two months. Do you have a month to month?
Brinks: No.
Archie: Ok, so what are my options.
Brinks: Three year contract.
Archie: Hmm. that’s the only way?
Brinks: Yes.
Archie: Ok, let’s do it.
Brinks: You sure? You are moving soon.
Archie: Are you kidding me? You just said my only option is a 3-​year contract!
Brinks: True.
Archie: When are they moving your job to India?
Brinks: *click*
So…I called Rimi. No contracts, month to month, they came out that day to replace my crappy Brinks system and I am up and running.
Literally from the time I called until the time my alarm was installed was a total of 12 hours.
I can now unload the shotgun, move the dresser away from the door to my room, and unplug the night light.
Vermillion!