Feel Good Magnetic Therapy

A. Want a magnetic personality?
B. Need a little boost for Oprah’s «The Secret» (law of attraction)?
C. Want to get your ducks (or cells) lined up?
Well, point yourself toward the Great Mall, make a B line to the Feel Good Magnetic Therapy kiosk, and buy a bracelet, choker, anklet, or necklace, and it will all be as easy as A, B, C!
This little Kiosk in the center aisle of the Great Mall (if it is still there!) sells jewelry made out of little dark gray Magnetite (not Hematite) pieces of different shapes. (Magnetite aka lodestone, is a naturally occuring magnetic stone)
Supposedly, wearing these magnetic charms can improve your health via magnetic therapy. Arthritis, migraines, back aches, chronic fatigue, fibromyalgia, insomnia, there is literally no pain or disease too big for these little magnets!
Buy single strand, double or quadruple strand pieces for every appendage! If you can’t find exactly the combination you like already made, they will make you a special order while you walk the Great Mall for an hour.
Are the cure-​all health claims a scam? Maybe. It’s at least as good as swallowing placebos for months.
Does the jewelry look cool? Many are «attracted» to it. (Actually, the slate gray pellets look sexy, in a robot’s dribble kind of way)
The bad: this stuff is heavy! Maybe the extra weight forces you to work harder to move the appendage with it, thus increasing blood circulation and curing maladies?
The good: What have you got to lose? (Well the magnetite is attracted to your money! Oops, maybe this is bad?)