Mr. Moe’s

Glad to see this place is closed…
Dirty place and rude staff. Baristas misplaced my friends credit card that they had a open tab on. Took them over 30 minutes to find it… The barista then proceed to grab about 5 different credit cards from other patrons and asked my friend which one was hers.

Great place to bust a move with welcoming atmosphere. Signature Moose juice will get you where you need to go. Riddle of the day will leave you stumped but challenge yourself and be rewarded with a $ 5 domestic beer. Friendliest staff you’ll find in the grove with new reverse happy hour!

Average bar in the grove. Used to be packed with college kids like myself on Thursdays but apparently this year they think they are Marquis at the door. Bouncers have a chip on their shoulder… someone needs to tell them they are working at a below average bar in south Florida not Vegas

They never answer the phone and when they do the guy was so rude and lied about the time they closed so I wouldn’t go so late, terrible service. This place was so much better before

If I could give negative stars I would. I really don’t understand how this place is even in business. Maybe it’s an ok place at night (as a bar) but definitely shouldn’t be open for meals. We waited at least 20 minutes for water — I finally went up to the bar and carried them to the table myself. Then we waited an hour for food and pretty much everything came out wrong. Except the kid’s chicken fingers and fries. They were ok. Silverware was also a rare commodity apparently. The guys working there were nice enough but clearly no one there knew anything about the restaurant business. Basically — if you have a choice of waiting 2 hours for a table at Greenstreet Café or walking across the street to this place — wait the 2 hours!

On Wednesdays this place gets CRAZY. Like a line halfway to Lulu’s crazy. Try the moose juice and you will be feeling it (Just don’t ask what it is). If you are the type of person to ask for the Whiskey list then this is not the place for you. Great music too

Apparently this place used to be good many years ago when my boyfriend was in college, but I can’t see how it’s still open.
Beer comes in big plastic cups and gets warm fast. Our server took our order. Then came back to say they’re out of Coors Lite. Ok, Miller is fine for my friend. I ordered a vodka soda, which came out tasting like toilet water (and I’m not that picky about vodka soda). I asked them to check their soda tap, and I saw our server try it behind the bar and spit it out. She comes back and says they’re out of soda. I ask for a vodka grapefruit — and what kind of vodka do they have since I don’t want well anymore. Our server doesn’t drink so she doesn’t know… Ok fine, I just ask for whatever is above well. Our server comes back in a few minutes and says there’s no grapefruit juice, but I can have cranberry. Thanks for my drink, 20 minutes in – with some sort of mystery vodka.
Our food comes. The bun under the pork sandwich is so soaking wet that it falls apart when my friend tries to pick it up – so he can’t even eat it.
The medium rare burger is well done. At this point, no surprise and the least of our concerns.
Of course I’m charged for the original vodka I didn’t drink.

I’ve been here a few times before and the vibe is chill and the drink prices are great, but tonight I couldn’t get in when the bouncer told me my ID was a fake. I guess I should let the Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles that they’re apparently issuing fake IDs.
If you’re in your early 20s, bring at least two forms of ID because the bouncer can’t tell the difference between a real and a fake one.

I arrived at 7pm on a Friday. The place was empty and what appeared to be the owner told us to have a a seat that someone would be right with us.
I use to come to this place all the time in my college years, and with one of my friends leaving town we thought it’d be cute to go back to our college roots and have some Moose juice.
I don’t know if it’s that I was usually plastered but this place stinks, no like seriously they need to clean their tables with Clorox because whatever they cleaned our table reaked of sewer water.
We were a group of 6 girls and we had to entertain ourselves taking selfies for at minimum 30 minutes before we got served water all while breathing in sewer smell radiating off the table!
We order 2 moose juices to share and 10 minutes later the server comes back and says she needs a card to serve us drinks. So annoying, and at this point we knew we didn’t want to stay for more drinks!
We order two appetizers, the nachos and the cheese sticks, both subpar mediocre with too much greese, but the serving size is good.
When we asked for the tab she automatically put it on my card that was used to open the tab instead of asking how we’d like to be charged.
On top of that the lady bussing the tables kept telling us how her electricity was turned off and she just wanted to quit but needed the money to please leave her a tip in cash– so weird, we felt bad but also felt she wasn’t being sincere and it was just uncomfortable.
Bottom line unless your 21 without standards, or come already tipsy stay away from this place.
Sad that I’ve grown up and can no longer relate at all.

Place is pretty fun at night. Good music and good drinks. Almost a mini club scene after mid night. You have to try their moose juice and believe me take it slow because that thing really catches you by surprise! Overall the place is enjoyable and you will have a good time. Food is pretty good as well if you wanna try something like a burger.

The place smelled like puke and was totally empty until about 11 when a massive crowd of ¹⁸⁄₂₀ year olds came in to get wasted and grind. Not a place I would recommend if you are over 20 years old or have more than a $ 20 budget to get wasted on.

Came here for dinner. Place was empty for a Monday night. Waitress was very nice. The beer on tap was flat. The hot wings must of came from a pigeon as they were tiny. The nachos with chicken were stale and flavorless. The coleslaw was also bland. The baby back ribs came out cold. This place looks like it has had a lot invested into making it feel like a redwood cabin. Unfortunately it is not bring properly managed. Also the place has Mosquitos.

I went with my girlfriend because a promotional group was having an event at Mr. Moe’s. You were supposed to get a free drink if you had a ticket they were giving out. After about 30 minutes I went to use my ticket and the bar tenders were no longer honoring it. When I asked to speak to the manager i was told by one of them «Go find him» without telling me where to find him or what he looked like.
In addition to that their specialty at the bar «Moose Juice» tasted very weak and tasted like a cup of sugar water without any alcohol. The bartenders all had different answers when asked about the drink specials and it seemed like nobody was on the same page. On top of that every single beer they had on tap was flat. I asked a bar tender to try all of the beers on tap to find one that wasn’t flat. We couldn’t find one beer on the tap that was drinkable. Im talking, really gross tasting flat beer that even grossed the bar tender out.
To top it all off, it seemed like everyone who worked was rude and didn’t care about service at all. The bar looks cool and I know they get a lot of business but it’s poorly managed, and the staff should learn a thing or two about service and hospitality.

Holy mother of bad service!
Been here a couple of times to have drinks and bar food at night, never crossed my mind that coming during the day would be a total disaster.
It’s empty — dead, thought great we missed the crowd going to have some good service. Took our drink orders which they ran out of corona, heineken, so left with a low grade beer, becks. Beer was brought out and it was almost room temperature. The soda was gross, wasn’t flat maybe the syrup was expired or something off with the machine because she brought out another as well as a different type of soda and it was gross too. Another bummer.
Food was brought out minus my sons (2 years old) food. He was munching on everyone’s food completely slipped our minds until we noticed his food was never brought out. He usually shares my dish which is why we didn’t notice initially.
We call the waitress over (Megan) and she explains in a bubbly voice that it will be right out. We cancel as everyone ate and we were going to leave shortly.
Oh did I mention when she brought out my nephews food (hamburger/​fries) it all fell into his lap?! At least she gave him a tiny scoop of ice cream on the house for it. Detect sarcasm? Hopefully.
Bill comes out and we’re charged for 2 coronas, 2 becks, pizza, and 3 hamburgers. Um yeah no! You didn’t have coronas in stock so why were we charged for that, and only one beck was ordered as well as a cancelled pizza. You stated one of the sodas would be left off but nope, you lied.
I would NEVER come back here again for lunch. This place is defiantly only, good for the bar.
I understand waitresses have a hard gig but Megan darling please get better.

DIRTY, FILTHY, GHETTO, RUDE BARTENDERS, RUDE SERVER, DISGUSTING BATHROOMS, SMELLS TERRIBLE INSIDE. I was so disgusted by this place that I could not muster up the courage to order any food. I ordered a beer, which was served warm, so I asked the bartender if he could switch it, so he switches it and gives me another warm one. I then asked for a refund, he gives me attitude, says hold on I gotta go to the back, so while he is in the kitchen area, I here the cooks cursing really loud, saying F-​THIS and F-​THAT! This place just sucks beyond belief, its trashy. Don’t go here. Spend your hard earned money somewhere decent and CLEAN! AND OH YEAH! FUCK THIS PLACE! 0 STARS!

Why having a good night out with my girls I tried their blackened Mahi Mahi with stemed vegetables and Caesar salad. The food and service were good. No trust me you will be a little set back by the appearance of the place. The floor has large rock like tiles and is rather dull or otherwise dirty looking. There is even a sour smell on the right side of the bar that is unexplainable but the food and drinks are well worth the price. On Fridays you can pay $ 15 for all you can drink (I had a blue Long Island 32 ounces or more which was strong and delicious). On my second trip I had a 32 ounce leg spreader which was equally delicious. To get your money worth in drinks you must eat before (starches) during and possibly after. They play music and after 11 the crowd grows. Had a blast.

I can’t stress how filthy and disgusting this place is. I ordered a margarita and thst changed it 4 times because there was mold in the ice and drink. Spoke to the manager and he only offered to change it for another one (dirty too). Terrible service, worse management. When we returned the margaritas and asked for the money back the manager didn’t care to accommodate us in anyway. He asked for a receipt that was never provided. When my boyfriend told the bartender that he didn’t want them because this place is above filthy… She looked around, to the floor and then said ok raising her shoulders. Look at the pictures I posted.

My friend and I were excited to go to Bombay Darbar, our go-​to place whenever we’re in Coconut Grove and were frustrated to be turned away on a Saturday afternoon because their lunch hours were over. We decided to eat at Mr. Moe’s, rather than walking around aimlessly in circles, since it was almost next door. The décor looked rustic and inviting, so we decided to give it a shot.
The place is huge, so it took a bit for someone to notice my friend and me and get us a table. I guess it’s more of a bar type ambiance, where you just sit yourself somewhere on the bar. We sat at a wooden booth and scanned the menu. In the meantime, we took in the décor. We felt like we were in a hunting lodge in Texas, a taxidermist’s dream, full of busts of buffalo, deer, bulls… it was otherwise homey, and the old land and railroad bills on the walls were an interesting historic touch.
My friend and I had been discussing the fact we never have chicken wings so when we found them on this menu as an appetizer, we decided to split an order. We placed our drink orders and holy cow, the cups are HUGE! You know those clear plastic lidded containers that they use in restaurants to package your soups and other dishes for takeout? It was one of those, minus the lid. We thought we’d never need refills with cups that large, but we actually did end up needing one. I guess we were pretty thirsty.
The wings arrived, and I was anxious. I asked for the hot wings, and my friend had told me all about these burning hot wings he had at Hurricane Wings so I was expecting these to be red hot, like those. My mouth watered in anticipation of the sensation of burning lips. Except they weren’t hot. At all. They were actually rather bland, save for the vinegary red, watery sauce that had been squirted on them. The wings didn’t seem cooked very well — I like them golden brown and these were rubbery and chewy. Frozen perhaps? They should have been marinated or had the sauce impregnated on them while cooking at least, to get some flavor. There was not a hint of hot though. Most of the watery substance was at the bottom, under the wings. Disappointment.
My pulled pork platter was not much better. Perhaps after eating at Blue Willie’s, which is one of the best, if not THE best, barbecue joints in South Florida, this just seemed like a joke. No smoke rings, no smoke aroma or scent, at all. It just seemed as if the pork meat had been roasted or put on a slow cooker and with a tangy sauce squirted on top. The coleslaw was very bland, no hint of dill, or even much salt. The fries were not too bad, perhaps the best part of the meal. My friend had the ribs, and conceded with me on the 3 star rating.
I found the service to be friendly and attentive, so this, plus the unusual décor, upped my rating, but the food itself to me is a 2 — a solid «meh.» I suppose that most of the reviews here are based on the drinks and the establishment as a bar. I guess that’s fine, just don’t come here to eat and expect to be impressed with your meal, because you won’t be. It’s mediocre.

Mr. Moe’s is a Coconut Grove (and College) staple. The Moose Juice is legendary and many nights have been spent sipping (or gulping) the sweet stuff.
The food I have had at Mr. Moe’s has been hit or miss. The pulled pork was mediocre but the fried foods were all decent bar foods. Nothing pairs with alcohol like greasy, unhealthy food. That is the American way!
The log cabin décor always gets me, I love it. The drink portions are huge, they have karaōke, a riding bull, good music and good people.
It’s not the greatest bar in Miami, but it’s a decent place to spend a weeknight! The Moose Juice alone is worth it.

While attending the King Mango Strut I took one of my OF’s here for lunch and found it to be rather enjoyable. I’m not sure what you would call the décor to be, but something like a hunting lodge in Montana or Alaska, very rustic with some stone work, bark peeled wood, stuffed animal heads including a whole bear. It’s not at all what I would expect in trendy Coconut Grove and because it is, it was a refreshing change.
I ordered a Margarita which came in a plastic cup but to my surprise a jumbo sized plastic cup and at a price I usually pay for a regular. I also went for the baby back ribs while the OF went for the pulled pork. My baby backs were rather good, very tasty, as was the accompanying coleslaw. The pull pork, however, wasn’t very good, being about the most greasy fat ridden pull pork I’ve ever seen but his accompanying Mac-​cheese was exceptionally good.
I would might have even gone Four Stars on the place but the pulled pork was such a horrid One Star, the best I can say about the food is that it seems to be an overall Three Star, OK.