House Nightclub

I’ve been going back and forth about what rating to give this place, but it turns out the more I think about it, the more negatives seem to appear.
For one thing, the server assigned to our table wasn’t very attentive. We poured most of the drinks ourselves which actually tasted better so I guess it worked out. They let in quite a few people that weren’t on the list we gave them prior. What’s the point of even asking for a list then?
They always send out promos for «private events» every weekend, but from my experience it’s SUPER crowded. No room to even stand, let alone explore all the different rooms. I was excited to see all the different features they highlight, but was barely able to make it past the first room. More importantly, hindering traffic in and out can’t be safe. One time I was there, security was trying to carry out a girl that was unconscious but couldn’t make the 10 feet from the bathroom to the front door.
Lastly, it took way too long to get any sort of response when trying to RSVP a table. I’ve reserved a table before and got pretty quick responses from all of the staff and the owner. However, when I tried to redeem a voucher for a free table, I got the runaround and an automated text message at 8pm the night of telling us to arrive between 1−2am when the voucher said 11pm.
Overall, House might offer a «different» club experience, but good luck getting in and maneuvering around the place.

I reserved VIP for my boyfriend’s birthday and I was very disappointed with the service. I was not given what was promised. They moved my party from place to place. I had to ask multiple times for the waiter to bring the liquor bottles I had ordered. They never brought out the cake and appetizers, but he worst part was that when it came time to pay, no one could find my credit card! I had to wait forty five minutes to get my credit card. The place was beautiful but the service was lousy. No concern for the client!

We got here at around 11:20pm they where letting everyone in the lobby bar but no one could go to the main floor until 1:10pm…ridiculous. Also they had to remake my drink twice because it was so watered down. Another thing the bartenders don’t know how to mix drinks I asked them for three different drinks and they had no idea what I was talking about. They also don’t let you take video inside the club. Definitely not worth it. Music wasn’t good either.

Where do I begin… so my friends and I were promised a bottle in the VIP section, we get there at 11 and had to make a line. We get in and are seated where anyone else can sit, not my idea of VIP. We get the bottle and it’s cheap, warm champagne. The drinks at the bar were ridiculously expensive. They have a $ 30 card minimum. After waiting for hours to get into the other room, we finally get in and left after 10 minutes. The DJ completely sucked and the room was packed. I don’t think I’ll ever waste my time again going there.

Ventured in here on Saturday night for a birthday night out. I really like this place. I’ve been a couple of times but finally decided to write a review. The staff is very «camp» as they say meaning «to flaunt» of course and that is what you get from HOUSE. When you walk through the door, be prepared for a nice little wack or two on your bottom. Hey, no complaints here, that is more action that I got in a couple of months. Ther first room you walk in is somewhat the «waiting room» filled with glass bubles from floor to ceiling, sexy people walking around, not too bad of a wait. that is before they open the main room, give you a show by one of their sudo circus de soleil dancers and start the music. You can expect to hear lots of HOUSE music «duh». and some latin in the front mixed with some top 40.
The oinly thing is prepare to spend a lot on drinks. it is not cheap at all. And furthermore, you will pay $ 15 at one bar and then $ 18 at another for the same drink, so keep an eye out for those honest bartenders who charge you the lower price.
I will make my way in again. Def not a every weekend kind of place but a once and a while change up is good.

There are clubs and then there’s House Nightclub.
My curiosity about House was due to the fact that my friend checks in there every weekend.
I wanted to see for myself what all the hype was about; I wanted to see if House lived up to the talk.
House is a concept, a living, breathing artistic expression, where yes, people dance, drink, socialize and get a little wild.
The atmosphere and design here is like no where else i have seen.
I ordered bottle service and the VIP staff took very good care of us.
They constantly checked in on us and made sure we were enjoying ourselves and having fun, it was truly a VIP experience.
The music was great, the servers were awesome, all in all a very fun and exciting evening.
Thank you Eddie Rodriguez for the invite!

I was very upset that after receiving an email that says I could enter no charge, I was charged $ 20 for some insignificant dj I’ve never even heard of. The place was nice, bartenders were very cute. Music in the main room was good but too repetitive. The dj, which I had paid to see, sucked. Doubt I’ll be going back.

Dear House Bitch,
I was truly let down by the promise that was never met by you and your staff. I went claim my physical key along with my girlfriend last Friday under the assumption that we would be let in free of charge as your confirmation email claims. I was very upset when I was charged 20 dollars at the door to see some DJ that was relevant in 2002. I was hoping for a kickass night… instead I left the venue with a broken heart and homeless :’(. The confirmation email states that I will never have to pay cover with a key to House… All I wanted to do was go home. instead I was left outside.

This is my 2^nd time here and my last.
Can someone please tell me why you state you open @ 11 but you REALLY don’t open til almost midnight?!
I don’t care if you open at 11pm or 3am, but when people start to arrive @ 11pm like myself, if your site, FB and everywhere else states you open @11 and your bouncer dude starts turning people away.
You lose.
They intentionally allow a line to form outside the club to make it appear like it’s busier than it really is. Like this is studio 54 or something… OH Please! What total bullshit!
I asked bouncer dude what time they open, it’s a little after 11pm, he said not open for another 45 to an hour Really?!
I said why then does your site say open @ 11?
Bouncer dude says” we’re mopping the floors now so… «And turned his back to me. He didn’t have to say another word… his body language said it all
I was this close to loosing my shit!
Well…you couldn’t fucking mop the fuckin’ floors @ 930 Mr clean? During this time, I’ve watched at least a dozen cars pull away.
And yet your staff at the door has this pretentious attitude with me?!
Well Fuck YOU House! You’re not the holy grail of all night clubs in Miami. I’m… never coming back here again.
p.s.
Plus its in the middle of nowhere and cops are usually on every corner within the quarter mile of the place to keep the «hoodlums’ away.

House Nightclub is definitely not your typical club. There’s nothing like it in Miami!
The first time I went, it was a random night with my girlfriends and we wanted to go somewhere to have fun and we were feeling adventurous. We had heard about house and thought we should give it a try.
The inside is super cool! It’s like a room with bubbles all around, there’s also a photo booth! There are different rooms and each room is different and FREAKY! Let’s just say we had an amazing time.
Since that night, I have gone to House Nightclub multiple times and I always have an amazing time.
I don’t want to give too much information away because everyone should experience House Nightclub for themselves. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.

So much fun! I had a friend visiting from out of town and I felt like I just HAD to show her this place because I knew it wouldn’t disappoint. It’s like Disney for adults! The baby and the grandma are so funny! I don’t want to spoil it for you so go check it out for yourself!
There is no cover charge but the drinks are a little pricey. Try to get there early if you don’t have a key and they will give you one so you can skip the line next time.
Great concept, great experience, love it!

Gay night is on Saturday, and it is fun!
VARIETY
The highlight of this place is definitely the variety, not to mention that there was no cover charge. They gave me a House «key» at the door. For what, I don’t know since I was let in fine without a key. As soon as I entered I took a picture at their photo booth, which has amazing lighting. Later, I was spanked by a grandmother, then again by a full grown man in a baby mask. They had stage performances with hot guys in their underwear and drag queens. They had, as well, the grandmother perform a strip tease on stage, which actually made me kind of sad. The outdoor area is a good place to take a break and sit.
MUSIC & DANCING
I love electronic dance music, and this place definitely has it! Great upbeat music that’s fun to dance to. They have the main room with house music, and the alternate room with hip hop. From my observation, the main room dance floor is more of a dance/​lounge area, with some people dancing and some standing.
CON
It gets very crowded here. If you’re not VIP, it will be hard to find a place to sit. Lack of seating at a club typically annoys me because I’m tired from dancing all night and I want to rest. Also, at one point, a fight broke out in the outdoor area. Then later the same people fought again and the cops came. It was both entertaining and scary.

I went to House for the first time last Saturday. Couple friends of ours invited us as they had the «key» to get in. We arrived around 12:30 and it was just starting to fill up. Right from the start it was a good time. The bouncers were cool. The baby with a dildo and crazy grandma who greet you are funny. The photo booth you walk past on your way in is a fun idea. Great promotion as we immediately posted on social media. The rest of the night was fun, outrageous and entertaining. We live in Brickell so it’s a faster, cheaper Über ride then going to the beach where the tourists are.
I will definitely go back. I would have given them 5 start except for the fact that a stupid fight/​wrestling match nearly bowled is over. That killed the vibe and select shortly after.

Had heard a lot about this place. received many naughty emails from the House B*** as they call her… so was I was quite intrigued by the concept and some friends and I decided to pay a visit…
Turns out this particular saturday night was catered mostly to men… so yes. the majority of the crowd was paying more attention to my guy friends than myself, lol.
Onto the décor. this place is quite unique. it has a very futuristic décor.3 different spaces. one main room with house music… bubbles in the air… an almost naked dude in a booth giving free whisky shots?
This place is a bit out there but worth checking out.
There’s a photo wall by the exit… cool gadget to use and keep memories of your night.
Remember to get ur house key.

A club with bubbles & a tub w/​naked dancers!
HOUSE hands down is one of a kind. The concept is unique and honestly it’s a must go (unless your uptight and anal) then this may not be the place for you. A place like this you have to come in open minded because it does get ratchet but fun ratchet. Truly an experience you have to see for yourself. I don’t even think words can justify this place.
You get spanked by grandma if she comes your way. The bartender’s outfit is just … Let’s say no complaints at all.
Drink prices are reasonable.
There are 3 different rooms w/​different themes
1. The Main Room
2. The RNB Room
3. An Outside Room
I have to be honest… For some reason the only thing that scared me was the big headed babies in a diaper. I would see them coming my way so I would grab my friend and go the other direction. I don’t know something about them lol maybe I’m just a weirdo.
Visiting in Miami & I can say that New York City needs to step it up a notch. Yes my friend and I missed our flights because of HOUSE. Well worth it. Haha.

The concept at HOUSE is so unique and innovative I don’t want to give anything away. I’ve been here on Friday and Saturday night and it’s basically the same thing with different names «My House Fridays» and «My Rules Saturday». On Saturday, you will notice a predominantly gay clientele but straight people won’t feel uncomfortable. Regardless, if you are coming here, you need to do so with an open mind. As expected, they play house music in their main room and outside area and there’s an RNB room as you walk in. The price point of drinks is comparable to other places in Wynwood and there is no cover for anybody. The main room opens at 12:45am.
SPOILERS:
As you walk in you find yourself in the RNB/​Latin room full of ball mirrors in the wall and a selfie cam. This room gets a bit ratchet as the night progresses. The main room and outside area play house music and has themed dancers like house keepers and lamps. The bartenders dress up very provocatively with just an apron leaving their behinds uncovered. There’s also a bathtub where naked dancers gyrate in a very sensual way. From time to time, a grandma passes by spanking you (even if you do not redeem your check in on Unilocal) — she’s extremely friendly and will also dance with you.
HOUSE is my new favorite place to take any friends that visit due to its amazing concept and décor. I also have to mention their marketing team does a great job with their naughty invites every week.
I would definitely recommend HOUSE.

Wow. So this nightclub is built on a whole new level in Miami. I received my key before hopping into line, which was accompanied by two guys wearing giant baby heads. One baby was just in his diaper and the other had a huge dick dildo looking thing hanging underneath a little cloth haha. I’ve never been so entertained and excited while waiting in line to get into a club! Heads up, they don’t open the main room until 1am.
When I finally got into the first room around 12:30, I was appalled by the beautiful spherical mirrors that covered the walls! I was also astounded by a tall guy in a robotic mask who greeted people as you entered. I assume this is a robotic or metallic themed room cause the bartenders were also dressed in a cool futuristic metal costume. The bar table also has liquid inside it that moves when you push it. This is also the hip hop room. You’re allowed to use your phone in this room, but there also a photo booth on the wall where you can take photos! Super fun. It allows you to send the photo to your email and post it on fb/​twitter. I didn’t post it anywhere cause there’s people waiting to take photos too, so I just sent it to my email. Unfortunately. Neither my boyfriend or I ever received the photo :(so that sucks…
When I entered the main room, I was greeted by a maid who spanked me. Hehe. there’s already a whole show set up and ready to rock! Literally. Performers are frozen in place, waiting for their cue to start moving. There’s a girl standing on the bar who performs with fire. A contortionist on the piano while their super rad, long haired DJ played the piano, killed the drum set, and lastly spun house music on stage throughout the night! There’s maids and babies dancing around the crowd and spanking you. There’s a few other bare aesthetics around and with that said, NO PICTURES ARE ALLOWED IN THE MAIN ROOM! And the bartenders… Haha well you’ll just have to come inside yourself to check our their bartenders in the main room ;)
The outside area is filled with couches you may sit on and a DJ who plays deep house. You’re allowed to use your phone here. The contortionist from inside came out and danced around us, that was cute hehe. There’s only one restroom in the house and it’s unisex. Impressively, all the stalls were SUPER clean and tidy. Honestly, if you’re going into House, you have to be an open person who doesn’t mind getting spanked, sharing a restroom with the opposite sex, and doesn’t mind your significant other gazing at nudity.
I love House and will be coming again soon with more girlfriends. There’s a great mixture of music for each room so there’s something for everyone, they’ve got an upstairs VIP area where performers come up to as well, the ambience is fantastic and intimate. EVERYONE is so friendly! The performers and the crowd. Not your typical Miami club where there’s snobby girls and guys who stare you down. Oh, dress code is strictly enforced. Wear nice shoes. Haha. I thoroughly I enjoyed House and highly recommend everyone to check out House if they can and have a ball with us ;)

Awesome experience! I wouldn’t call this a club because it is so much more than that. It starts off in this beautiful room full of bubbles and a photo booth in front for the ladies to take selfies. There’s grown men wearing baby masks with huge dildos walking around which makes it very entertaining.
Around 1:30 am we moved to the second room which is amazing. This is the entertainment part of the venue where there’s a woman wailing around balls of fire, two ladies dressed as lamps while nude. And a main DJ playing on top of an eyeball. There’s absolutely no photography allowed in this room!
The third room is an outdoor lounge where the music plays softer so you can mingle and talk with others while sitting down. The entire place is full of hip and abstract artwork. So much money went into this place! I truly feel anyone who is visiting Miami or lives here has to experience it at least once! Amazing experience with strong drinks and not overpriced at all. My grey goose was about $ 12. Very very reasonable for a place like this! You’ll be impressed by every aspect of this venue! Trust me and go! Go while you can because it is exclusive to those who have a key. You have to apply online and hopefully you’re dressed to impress otherwise you’re not getting in!!!

This place is probably the best club in Miami. While we waited in line we were greeted by a beautiful, naughty drag queen who asked my friend and I if we make sex tapes together. The wait was short, we got our keys and were let in through the doors by a man in a robot LED mask. The walls of the main room had silver spheres all over them and the bar tenders were super hot — sexy guy in tiny black underwear with a silver robot arm decoration and a sexy tall woman with hair as big as Ru Paul’s. The bar has some kind of liquid in it so when you touch it it moves around. The dance area is large, the music is great, there are people dancing on stage wearing realistic baby masks and flinging their dicks around. The patio outside is where you go to smoke, there was the «House Grandma» walking around and spanking everyone.
Overall this place is amazing and on an alien level, so go if you can, I can’t wait to go back.

I remember when I was little seeing my dad have a card to Mutiny and hearing stories about the famous club cards. I also remember hearing about Studio 54. The closest I got to that was watching it on TV. So when back in 2011 I heard a club called House opening in Wynwood I started checking out their webpage and trying to figure out wherw someone would set up a futuristic house in the middle of Wynwood. As it were, an abandoned house I photographed which I thought was the space, was exhibited in an iPhoneography exhibit. Anyway, I kept following ut and recently hearing that it was indeed opening. I reapplied for it, waited, anxiously even, and finally earned it. I went this weekend.
The TL/​DR version of this review is «Wow just wow!»
The time it took to do this club, to wait for said keys is worth it. If you’re a house music fan, and you love art, technology, strong drinks and ummm creative performances you will love House. I did.
Welcome Home to Wynwood, House!