City Of Miami Police

If you get in a car accident and you are not hurt, expect to wait at least 3 ½ hours. I believe they are under staffed! They accept phone calls in order as they come in, and if and when an officer is available and around the area, they will come to you! Thank God the officer that arrived on the scene to make the report was very pleasant! I appreciate his attitude & help!

I just moved here a week ago and I think maybe it was the biggest mistake of my life. I’d hate it if my life were in danger because I know I would never be able to count on these fuckers to save my life. I’ve reached out to them twice to file police reports. The first time I went to the station to report that I had been scammed and my information stolen. The lazy fat old lady behind the counter said there is nothing they can do because everyone’s information is online waiting to be stolen. No police report taken. Tonight I’ve reached out to them to file a police report because someone hit my car and damaged it. Needless to say it’s been 45 mins and I’m still sitting on the side of the street waiting for someone to arrive and take a police report. What the fuck!!! I see cops hanging out at Walmart and at gas stations drinking coffee all hours of the day and night so what gives???

Recently, a close family member passed away at the age of 98 and the traffic enforcement divison of Miami Police Department provided the lead for her funeral procession. It was coordinated perfectly amongst the 6 or 7 Police motorcycles that blocked traffic at every intersection and stopped cars on the highway. We were lead from Key Biscayne to Doral so it was a pretty long trek. Now I know how the President feels when his motorcade is escorted by dozens of Secret Service and law enforcement vehicles, pretty cool way to travel. My Tia Lily was definitely smiling from heaven…

proof that man and ape are separated by but one genome.