Zoe’s Pizza

I used to love Zoe’s, my family, not so much. I liked their chicken cutlet sub with provolone cheese, lettuce and mayo, so my family would go there with me because I liked it. On a recent visit, my family decided to get subs along with me. We brought them home, started to eat and promptly threw it out. The lettuce was brown, rotting and slimy. Pretty disgusting and could have been avoided easily by paying attention when you make a sub. I won’t ever set foot in there again.

Is the cook blind? Got a delivery and this is what I uncovered after the driver sped away (see pic)…I mean who would think that’s okay?

Love this pizza. Ordered a large pie and absolutely loved it. Great flavor. Lots of cheese and not too much sauce. Served in thin crispy crust. They offer small, large and extra large sizes. The large was enough for 2 but could be enough for one hungry adult.
Slices are served during the day until 3pm. Then only full pies are available. We’re looking forward to sampling the menu.
Plenty of seating. Casual atmosphere. Highly recommend.

These people are terrible. I called in a sub delivery at 1130 am and was told an hour. I called back in an hour and was told «it’s coming out of the oven only 15 – 20 minutes.» I called back in 20 minutes and was told that they don’t deliver to New Seabury.

We stayed in Mashpee for vacation, and ordered a take out from Zoe’s. We had cheese and mushroom and ham pizza, and both were done very well. The style of pizza is interesting — it is closer to the thin crust rather than deep dish, but an outer edge was quite uniformly raised, so it might has to do with the way the pizza is baked. In any case, the pizza was tasty.
Two things to keep in mind:
the Large pizza is 14″, so it is not so large (I’m more used to large been 16″), so keep it mind when ordering — you might need to go for the XL version (18″).
We asked for the deliver on Friday in (in July), and the wait time for 1.5 hours, so either order early or go and pick up (plenty of parking available).

I picked up a pizza just before closing Sunday evening, ate a couple of slices to make it through the night and threw out the rest. They served one of the worst pizzas I have ever had. No resemblance to an Italian, Greek or deep dish pizza. The dough looked and tasted more like a stale pancake. There was much too much cheese, totally covered, but the cheese had a bland taste and tasted more like a chemical substitute for cheese.

I decided to give Zoe’s a try. Wow what a complete dump. I wish I could give them zero stars. I ordered a buffalo chicken salad. When I walked in to pick up my food the owner was screaming at this young teenage girl. He seemed like a deranged lunatic, and he might have been intoxicated. This poor young girl started to cry and he still continued yelling at her. It was really a disgusting scene. He was this big bald weird creepy guy.
I was worried about the crying girl so I asked to speak to the owner and this angry bald guy yelled «I AM THE OWNER». I was so scared I just asked to pick up my salad, I just paid for my food and left.
When I got home I looked at my salad, it was disgusting, there was only one little piece if chicken, and the lettuce was all wet and brown and they didn’t even give me the blue cheese dressing I asked for. And the whole salad smelled bad, it literally reeked. I almost threw up, and I was sad thinking about that poor crying girl and that bald man yelling.
Going to Zoeys in Masphee was literally a traumatizing experience for me. The whole thing was so bizarre and the owner seemed so slimy and scary. And the food was completely disgusting, not even edible. Do yourself a favour don’t try Zoeys Pizza in Mashpee when you’re on the Cape.

Let me begin with a prologue. There is a young man named Brandon who some may refer to as a pizza connoisseur. Years of video game playing, refusing to eat mom’s home-​cooked dinners, and simply existing as a teenage boy have lent his hungry stomach to many a slice.
As summer began, young Brandon took great pleasure in his video game-​playing, pizza-​eating ways. Unfortunately, his attempts at faking terminal disease were fruitless and he was dragged up to Mashpee on family vacation. Now he sits, stomach full of Zoe’s pizza, and heart full of sorrow.
After paying a sizable $ 35 for a large cheese, large buffalo chicken, and small anchovy pizza, his expectations were understandably high. Hoping for a taste of comfort among a cabin full of kale-​eating women, he opened the boxes to find small, shriveled pieces of pie. Sighing, he took a bite, and instantly recoiled at the obscene saltiness. The lack of cheese did nothing for the shriveled anchovies and dry chicken on top.
He ate the pizza anyway, though he now is full of regret. While Zoe’s provided excellent service, it’s claim to fame was terribly sub-​par. With a plate full of dry crust and an empty wallet, young Brandon must now wake up early and go to the beach, probably eating an apple.

Delicious! They dice their tomatos for their sandwiches, use great deli meat, and have Baklava for dessert (among other treats). Delivery took an hour… the only bad side. They have a credit card swiper for delivery, which is a plus. Love em!

We love this place.
Food:
Great pizza crust and choices, and also great choices for subs and many other dishes.
Service:
Just fantastic. We have sensitivity towards meat, and these folks are super cool about cleaning everything before serving our Pizza and subs.
Whenever we visit Mashpee, we don’t think twice… this our place.

Stopped by on the way to visit the folks. Ordered 4 wraps — chicken and broccoli, chicken Caesar, Greek chicken, and chicken stir fry. Tossed in some jalapeño poppers as well. Folks loved the wraps, as did I. They were chock full of chicken and stuffings and very tasty. Highly recommended.

Pretty much my favorite pizza anywhere. We come to the cape once or twice a year and always make sure to get pizza here.

This place is terrible. Its the first time I’ve ever had to have a delivery place have to return to my house to pick up the food and give me my money back!

The staff is always super friendly and professional over the phone. I’ve had their pizza and french fries which are both great, although sometimes it seems as though they put very little sauce on the pizza. I love that I can pay with my card right at my door. I will definitely try some of the other items on their menu!

My boyfriend and I stopped here after catching the ferry back from MV and finding many other pizza places closed or out of business. I’d say our experience was fair. The pros: they’re open til 10 on weeknights, pizza was affordable and had generous toppings, staff was quick to assist when pizza came out with wrong topping. The cons: crust was soggy almost immediately, the don’t offer tap water, and the younger staff spent the entirety of our time there running around and goofing off.

This is a decent place to go if you’re hungry and if it’s late. Their pasta portions are huge. I got a pasta dish, but couldn’t finish it. Other than that, I’d much rather spend more $ to eat at a restaurant, like Bobby Byrne’s.

Been a regular at this place for over 15 years now. Always consistently good food. Subs are generous portions with crisp, fresh vegetables. Staff is friendly, and service is prompt. Recommend the chicken stir fry with sauce and cheese over ziti.

Good food. Delivery isn’t very fast. Better than most delivery places in the area.

My kids love there pizza! and one of the few places that deliver! I was in the other day and a older man came in and the staff was very kind and respectful of him. I was impressed to see that and just that will make me go back again:)

We needed a fast easy lunch to please young and old on a sunny afternoon. We ordered 3 pizzas and two salads. I was disappointed about the size of the salads, they were more like side salads and Zoe’s doesn’t offer a family size. Also the only difference between the garden and the greek was a pile of feta.
The pizzas were pleasing, and I loved the amount of veggies they put on top but when I reached for my second piece it was kind of soggy. So if you’re looking for a good deal and a quick meal (we opted for delivery) then try Zoe’s.